1 00:00:02,450 --> 00:00:05,729 You know, anything that drips that much in the morning, 2 00:00:05,867 --> 00:00:07,766 you should call a doctor. 3 00:00:10,424 --> 00:00:12,840 I'm working on a way to speed it up. 4 00:00:12,978 --> 00:00:17,396 For now, this is my one peaceful ritual besides doomscrolling on the toilet. 5 00:00:18,535 --> 00:00:20,434 And I'm getting really good at making my own. 6 00:00:20,572 --> 00:00:22,815 - It's all about the pour. - Yeah, yeah. 7 00:00:22,953 --> 00:00:26,543 Taking forever to accomplish something and saying it's all about the poor. 8 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:29,201 Sounds like a Democrat to me. 9 00:00:30,685 --> 00:00:33,102 Guess who just got a call from the Game Hunt manager 10 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,276 and officially has a J-O-B. 11 00:00:35,414 --> 00:00:37,002 - Ya boy. - Ya boy. 12 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:39,729 Well, I'd love to toast you with my cup of coffee, 13 00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:42,145 but it won't be ready till you're my age. 14 00:00:42,904 --> 00:00:44,872 My first child's first job. 15 00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:49,566 Wow. Seems like only yesterday I was pulling a pistachio out of your nose. 16 00:00:49,704 --> 00:00:51,223 It was yesterday. 17 00:00:52,397 --> 00:00:54,640 With this job and 25 bucks an hour, 18 00:00:54,778 --> 00:00:57,195 I'm gonna be able to treat Lily like my queen. 19 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:59,576 Someone grab an umbrella, I'm making it rain. 20 00:00:59,956 --> 00:01:03,856 Wait, 25 bucks an hour? That's more than I make. 21 00:01:03,994 --> 00:01:06,238 Is it? Sweet. 22 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,898 Perfect. Now you can start paying me for doing your homework. 23 00:01:11,036 --> 00:01:14,557 Okay, about that, you're gonna need to cool it with the big words, all right? 24 00:01:14,695 --> 00:01:17,594 My teacher was not so convinced I knew the word "incredulous." 25 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,666 So she was incredulous? 26 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:24,429 No, she wasn't happy at all. 27 00:01:26,224 --> 00:01:27,811 Public schools lose again. 28 00:01:28,295 --> 00:01:30,366 Speaking of, you're gonna be late. Get. 29 00:01:33,265 --> 00:01:36,199 Wow. My kid makes more money than me. 30 00:01:36,337 --> 00:01:38,650 Ah, can't relate. 31 00:01:40,652 --> 00:01:42,999 Maybe it's time to think about something else, like law school. 32 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,966 Oh, God. Not this again. 33 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,555 I'm just saying a career move is good, not just in the dance academy, 34 00:01:47,693 --> 00:01:50,179 but law school is always-- 35 00:01:51,249 --> 00:01:52,836 It's a way you can get yourself-- 36 00:01:54,735 --> 00:01:56,046 I'm just saying-- 37 00:01:56,461 --> 00:01:57,807 You'd have-- 38 00:01:58,773 --> 00:02:00,637 You don't have any other-- 39 00:02:00,775 --> 00:02:03,226 Stop being an-- 40 00:02:17,654 --> 00:02:19,484 So I just got off the phone with Matt. He'll be here in a second, Fluffy. 41 00:02:19,622 --> 00:02:21,727 Uh, thanks, man. 42 00:02:28,286 --> 00:02:31,254 Whoo. You guys are artists. 43 00:02:31,841 --> 00:02:34,464 Fun fact, you know who else is an artist? Uh, my cousin. 44 00:02:34,844 --> 00:02:37,433 Yeah, the city of Los Angeles commissioned him to paint 45 00:02:37,571 --> 00:02:39,987 the 184th Kobe mural. 46 00:02:40,574 --> 00:02:43,508 Wait a minute. It's not the one with Kobe up in heaven having a picnic 47 00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:44,992 with Farrah Fawcett, is it? 48 00:02:45,475 --> 00:02:47,167 The one after that. 49 00:02:47,891 --> 00:02:49,203 Um 50 00:02:49,341 --> 00:02:50,687 - Mitch, right? - No. 51 00:02:51,412 --> 00:02:53,276 Doesn't matter. Uh 52 00:02:53,414 --> 00:02:56,590 And I want to say Dave? 53 00:02:56,728 --> 00:02:58,661 It's Gabe. It's your name. 54 00:03:06,496 --> 00:03:08,878 - Oh, man, look at that. - Hey, Fluffy. 55 00:03:09,016 --> 00:03:10,604 - How you been, man? - Good. Good to see you, man. 56 00:03:10,742 --> 00:03:13,296 Wow. My mechanic told me all about this bus. 57 00:03:13,434 --> 00:03:14,918 Even showed me a picture of the engine. 58 00:03:15,056 --> 00:03:17,404 - How many of these do you own? - Uh, I have about 32. 59 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:19,129 - Wow. - Yeah. Um 60 00:03:19,268 --> 00:03:22,719 I-It would be 33, but Jay Leno is vicious at a car auction. 61 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:25,170 Yeah. 62 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:27,172 "Yeah, sorry, I outbid you. I didn't see you standing right there next to me." 63 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:30,348 Yeah, he didn't see me, the only Mexican at Sotheby's. 64 00:03:31,797 --> 00:03:33,903 Well, I said this isn't for sale, 65 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:35,456 but I'm glad you could take a look at the engine. It's a beauty, ha? 66 00:03:35,594 --> 00:03:36,940 You know, I pay strong. 67 00:03:37,078 --> 00:03:39,184 - No, no, it's not for sale. - Pick a number. 68 00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:40,703 It's literally not for sale. 69 00:03:40,841 --> 00:03:41,876 I'll double it. 70 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,708 I'm thinking. 71 00:03:45,846 --> 00:03:48,642 I'll even throw in a pair of VIP comedy tickets, backstage. 72 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:50,333 You're going backwards. 73 00:03:52,335 --> 00:03:53,509 Morning. 74 00:03:53,957 --> 00:03:54,993 Good. You? 75 00:03:57,064 --> 00:03:59,515 - I'm dying. - So fun. 76 00:04:00,723 --> 00:04:03,415 Sorry, I'm taking a practice LSAT. 77 00:04:03,553 --> 00:04:05,969 My dad keeps pushing me to go to law school. 78 00:04:06,107 --> 00:04:08,248 He's like Fox News with pronouns. 79 00:04:09,456 --> 00:04:12,044 Every time I think we've moved on, he brings it up again. 80 00:04:12,493 --> 00:04:16,532 He/Him does have a unique way of riling people up. 81 00:04:17,981 --> 00:04:19,776 Where's all this coming from? 82 00:04:19,914 --> 00:04:23,228 I just found out my 16-year-old makes more money than I do. 83 00:04:23,608 --> 00:04:28,026 The same kid who thinks strawberry milk comes from cows who just eat strawberries. 84 00:04:28,785 --> 00:04:30,960 Wait, is this your way of asking me for a raise? 85 00:04:31,098 --> 00:04:33,618 'Cause those only come from cows who eat money. 86 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:39,002 I just feel like such a failure. I mean, I'm in this dead-end job. 87 00:04:39,727 --> 00:04:41,902 Now you're definitely not getting a raise. 88 00:04:43,904 --> 00:04:47,321 Have you thought about what you want to do career-wise? 89 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:51,912 I spent the last 15 years supporting two kids and a deadbeat husband. 90 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:56,503 What I want feels like a real "add avocado" level of luxury. 91 00:04:58,056 --> 00:04:59,091 Well, it's not. 92 00:04:59,644 --> 00:05:01,059 So what do you want? 93 00:05:02,129 --> 00:05:04,959 Honestly? Avocado. 94 00:05:08,377 --> 00:05:12,035 Wow. Mom's old ride. She loved this thing so much. 95 00:05:12,173 --> 00:05:13,589 I loved her so much. 96 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:16,730 That's why I put this badass engine in here, man. 97 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:19,422 So many family road trips in this thing. 98 00:05:19,905 --> 00:05:23,081 You told us to shut the hell up in the most beautiful places on earth. 99 00:05:23,978 --> 00:05:27,982 I also lied to your brother about seeing VW bugs so I could punch him in the arm. 100 00:05:28,466 --> 00:05:30,295 You lied? I hit him too. 101 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:32,124 That's what made it fun. 102 00:05:33,263 --> 00:05:35,680 Hey, any more thought to going to law school? 103 00:05:35,818 --> 00:05:37,095 Oh, God. Here we go. 104 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:39,718 It's a smart and practical thing to do 105 00:05:39,856 --> 00:05:42,652 Wow. You're flipping me off with your eyes. 106 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,451 Ugh. 107 00:05:49,003 --> 00:05:50,902 Ah, the Parker family "Hello." 108 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,837 My dad is back on his "go to law school" rant. 109 00:05:55,216 --> 00:05:56,804 I vented to Eve first, 110 00:05:56,942 --> 00:05:59,428 but only because she's smart and sophisticated. No offense. 111 00:05:59,566 --> 00:06:01,430 Some offense. 112 00:06:01,844 --> 00:06:04,225 See? This is where you say something to make me feel better about being a loser. 113 00:06:04,605 --> 00:06:08,816 I'm sorry, I'm just distracted by this latte that you made. 114 00:06:08,954 --> 00:06:10,577 It's so good. 115 00:06:10,956 --> 00:06:13,580 Made me forget that we're all just hapless pawns on the chessboard of life. 116 00:06:15,513 --> 00:06:16,721 Mmm. 117 00:06:17,135 --> 00:06:18,412 Caramel. 118 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:22,623 This is the best one yet. Ten out of ten. No notes. 119 00:06:23,072 --> 00:06:26,972 Oh, except the note of lavender. 120 00:06:28,491 --> 00:06:30,044 Thanks, but back to me. 121 00:06:30,942 --> 00:06:33,427 I took this stupid career aptitude test online, 122 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:35,049 and you know what it said I should be? 123 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:36,913 A goth dental hygienist? 124 00:06:37,604 --> 00:06:39,157 I wish. 125 00:06:40,469 --> 00:06:42,125 A mechanic. 126 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:46,406 Can you believe it? I don't wanna do what my dad does. 127 00:06:46,544 --> 00:06:50,617 You could never do what your dad does. You don't just decide to be Mozart. 128 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:53,792 You know, you kind of are a mechanic. 129 00:06:54,172 --> 00:06:55,553 A coffee mechanic. 130 00:06:55,691 --> 00:06:57,209 You joke, but it's not that different, okay? 131 00:06:57,347 --> 00:06:59,798 A lot of coffee machines are as intricate as a car engine. 132 00:06:59,936 --> 00:07:02,352 They can all hear you. 133 00:07:03,492 --> 00:07:06,840 I'm serious. I have this idea to use one of these compressors 134 00:07:06,978 --> 00:07:08,876 to speed up making a pour-over. 135 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:11,603 But you don't want to hear me talk about coffee all day. 136 00:07:11,983 --> 00:07:14,088 Do you? 'Cause I have a podcast idea too. 137 00:07:15,089 --> 00:07:16,643 Maybe making coffee is your thing. 138 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:18,230 That's not a thing. 139 00:07:18,368 --> 00:07:20,543 Okay, it's a thing, but it's not, like, a career. 140 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:22,683 Barbara Starbucks would beg to differ. 141 00:07:23,304 --> 00:07:25,790 You know, we do need another coffee shop. 142 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,448 The last one closed 143 00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:31,140 because the barista was giving nicknames to the customers on their cups. 144 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:33,245 I liked my nickname. 145 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:35,455 Hot Chocolate. 146 00:07:36,973 --> 00:07:38,699 You know who didn't like theirs? 147 00:07:39,286 --> 00:07:40,460 Old bitch. 148 00:07:42,185 --> 00:07:45,326 I mean, of course, I'd love to have my own coffee shop, 149 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,087 but I would need a lot of money. 150 00:07:47,225 --> 00:07:48,813 And the only way to get a lot of money fast 151 00:07:48,951 --> 00:07:51,160 requires a level of nudity I'm not comfortable with 152 00:07:51,298 --> 00:07:52,333 and a much better camera. 153 00:07:53,024 --> 00:07:55,613 Well, Riley, you better stay away from OnlyFans. 154 00:07:56,786 --> 00:07:58,650 Them ladies are sad. 155 00:08:00,618 --> 00:08:02,274 Especially that Darlene. 156 00:08:08,591 --> 00:08:13,285 Whew. Boy, do I need a drink. My dogs are barking, and my tummy's purring. 157 00:08:14,321 --> 00:08:16,668 Oh, tough day at work, little kitty-cat? 158 00:08:19,084 --> 00:08:20,707 - The boss is riding me hard. - Yeah? 159 00:08:20,845 --> 00:08:22,709 The working man's struggle is real, Pops. 160 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:26,195 But, hey, at least we get moments like this at the end of a long day. 161 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:28,991 That long day? You worked four hours. 162 00:08:31,856 --> 00:08:33,236 Hello, sharks. 163 00:08:33,374 --> 00:08:34,790 Hey, what are you doing? 164 00:08:34,928 --> 00:08:37,275 We're offering you the opportunity of a lifetime. 165 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:39,070 Oh, no. 166 00:08:39,726 --> 00:08:41,590 This is my colleague, Mom. 167 00:08:41,728 --> 00:08:43,799 Dad May I call you Dad? 168 00:08:44,385 --> 00:08:46,456 Dad, you've been pushing for law school 169 00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:48,804 because you said I wasn't bringing you a better plan. 170 00:08:48,942 --> 00:08:52,462 Well, here's my plan. Klatch Cafe. 171 00:08:52,842 --> 00:08:55,155 I love coffee, I love making it, drinking it, 172 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:58,676 and now I'm gonna love selling it. Are you buying it? 173 00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:02,749 I am. I like that a latte. 174 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:07,305 So I'm looking for investors to open my own coffee shop. 175 00:09:07,892 --> 00:09:09,134 Wow, that's great. 176 00:09:09,272 --> 00:09:12,793 I bet the startup costs aren't too grande. 177 00:09:14,795 --> 00:09:17,902 In fact, the all-in costs are half the price of law school. 178 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,490 That's grounds for investment. 179 00:09:21,146 --> 00:09:22,631 But don't just listen to Mom. 180 00:09:27,497 --> 00:09:31,363 As a lifelong coffee drinker, I can say with certainty, 181 00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:35,575 Riley Parker's coffee is the best I've ever had. 182 00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:40,303 Riley's coffee is so good, 183 00:09:40,683 --> 00:09:42,927 I don't even call other coffee coffee anymore. 184 00:09:43,065 --> 00:09:45,792 I call it, "That wet brown stuff." 185 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:51,970 I'm more of a tea person, and the tea is that Riley's coffee is great. 186 00:09:52,971 --> 00:09:54,732 Matt, tea means gossip. 187 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,599 Hi, I'm Lori Greiner from Shark Tank , 188 00:09:59,978 --> 00:10:04,534 and there is nothing I love to support more than a woman-led startup. 189 00:10:04,673 --> 00:10:06,744 And that's why I'm endorsing 190 00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:09,919 Riley Parker's Klatch Cafe. 191 00:10:13,992 --> 00:10:18,997 In summation, running my own coffee shop would be a great use of my skills 192 00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:23,277 and make a lot of people very happy, thusly, our investors happy. 193 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,245 So what do you say, Shark? 194 00:10:25,383 --> 00:10:29,939 If you're ready to caffeinate your portfolio, just say you're in. 195 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,701 I'm out. 196 00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:39,569 So, um, can I ask why you said no? Other than it being your favorite word. 197 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:42,193 Riley, all I'm hearing is a pitch from a woman 198 00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:44,471 who's never been in business before. 199 00:10:44,609 --> 00:10:48,268 That's not true. My spiked lemonade stand outside prom did gangbusters. 200 00:10:48,786 --> 00:10:53,031 Seriously, all I heard was happy, and I don't invest in feelings. 201 00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:56,483 Unless you count my shares in the number one maker of antidepressants. 202 00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:00,936 I'm in. 203 00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,388 I like your grit, and I believe in you. 204 00:11:05,526 --> 00:11:07,977 So I'm gonna invest my first paycheck in your shop. 205 00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:11,705 Or shall I say, our shop. 206 00:11:16,572 --> 00:11:20,403 I'm sorry your dad said no. He can be so stubborn. 207 00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:23,096 I suggested one night we try an organic restaurant. 208 00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:25,546 He was like, "Nah, I'm not into all that freaky stuff." 209 00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:29,378 I just thought this coffee business is what I'm supposed to do. 210 00:11:29,516 --> 00:11:31,483 I haven't been this certain about something 211 00:11:31,621 --> 00:11:34,279 since I got a tattoo of the moon mooning the sun. 212 00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:39,215 Still funny. And slightly subversive without being offensive. 213 00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:42,080 But hang on. I mean, this is just a minor setback. 214 00:11:42,218 --> 00:11:44,531 You said yourself this is what you're supposed to do. 215 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:47,016 Yeah, but I tried and it didn't work out, the end. 216 00:11:47,154 --> 00:11:51,124 If it takes one no for you to give up on your dreams, 217 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,815 maybe your dad is right. 218 00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:54,955 This is not what you are supposed to do. 219 00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:56,267 Mean. 220 00:11:56,405 --> 00:11:58,372 You're the one who quit, not me. 221 00:11:58,994 --> 00:12:01,686 - Do you want this or not? - Yeah, I want it. 222 00:12:01,824 --> 00:12:03,930 - Doesn't sound like you want it. - I really want it. 223 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:06,449 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. 224 00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:07,588 Perfect. 225 00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:09,314 You're fired. 226 00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:12,386 - Wait, what? - I'm pulling out the safety net. 227 00:12:12,835 --> 00:12:16,839 You need to get out there and build this business with everything you've got. 228 00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:19,600 Um, you know I have nothing, right? 229 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:22,707 That's not true. You have what it takes to do this. 230 00:12:22,845 --> 00:12:27,401 What you don't have is anything to fall back on 'cause you're fired. 231 00:12:31,371 --> 00:12:34,236 Well, if I'm fired, I'm gonna start taking stuff. 232 00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:56,499 Hey, Riley. 233 00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:59,330 Hey, Riley. What is this? 234 00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:00,849 I'm working. 235 00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:04,266 Oh, gosh. 'Cause I thought it was Willy Wonka's meth lab. 236 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,337 Welcome to Klatch Cafe. 237 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:09,581 We offer friends and family discount. You get neither. 238 00:13:10,306 --> 00:13:12,446 So this is your idea? A cart in the alley? 239 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:16,071 You know, they don't even sell weed in alleys anymore. 240 00:13:17,106 --> 00:13:18,211 How did you even buy all this? 241 00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:19,695 I put it on my credit cards. 242 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,801 Do you know the interest rate on a credit card? 243 00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:24,631 Yes, Dad, 18% over 36 months. 244 00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:28,048 But my sales projections indicate I'll be in the black within four months. 245 00:13:28,186 --> 00:13:29,394 I got this, look. 246 00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:31,569 I already have a line of customers. 247 00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:35,642 And one Yelp review that says, "Hot coffee, hotter coffee chick." 248 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,023 Huh? 249 00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:38,438 That's going on the wall. 250 00:13:38,576 --> 00:13:40,509 Great. And of course you got a big line 251 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:42,235 'cause it takes like, what, two hours to make one cup of coffee? 252 00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:44,616 - Not anymore. Look. - Look at what? 253 00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:46,273 I finally figured out a way 254 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:48,551 to speed up making a pour-over without losing quality. 255 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:51,692 It's a hydraulic compressor attached to the pump. 256 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,591 I restomoded coffee. 257 00:13:54,074 --> 00:13:55,973 You're just throwing money away. 258 00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:59,114 No, the lace underwear no one's seen in years was throwing money away. 259 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,150 This is an investment. 260 00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:02,911 Hey, Matt. Isn't this great? 261 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:05,327 No. No, it's not great. 262 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:11,989 This also happened when that coffee place wrote a-hole on his cup. 263 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:14,784 Hey, guys. 264 00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:16,821 Who in here helped her make that coffee machine? 265 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,409 She did it herself. 266 00:14:18,547 --> 00:14:19,444 She what? 267 00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:21,239 - It's pretty cool, right? - Yeah. 268 00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:23,414 - See the modulation lever? - Uh-huh. 269 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,623 It's the old clutch and a brake from a bike. 270 00:14:27,004 --> 00:14:28,626 Actually, it was my bike. 271 00:14:28,764 --> 00:14:31,077 I found that out the hard way when I was going down a hill. 272 00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:35,012 So you're telling me that Riley made that machine? 273 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:38,636 Yes. Come on, Matt. She grew up in this shop. 274 00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:41,190 She may have paid more attention than you realized. 275 00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:44,159 You know, it takes a village to raise a mechanic. 276 00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:47,887 Or kill one. 277 00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:51,338 You know, villages do a lot of things. 278 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,928 Both good and bad. 279 00:15:05,732 --> 00:15:07,837 I don't wanna talk about it, please. And it wasn't great. 280 00:15:07,976 --> 00:15:11,013 Well, I didn't wanna talk about the historical inaccuracy 281 00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:14,016 of one of the German rifles in Dunkirk for two hours. 282 00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:18,124 The soldier's walking around with a rifle that wasn't made till 1947. 283 00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:21,644 Look, I don't understand why you can't see what's going on out there 284 00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:24,130 and not be at least a little bit proud of her. 285 00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:27,857 Proud of what? A coffee cart in an alley? This is just crazy. 286 00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:31,516 Yes. What business doesn't start as a crazy dream? 287 00:15:33,484 --> 00:15:35,382 I didn't wanna be a dancer, but then someone put baby in a corner, 288 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,108 changed my whole life plan. 289 00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:40,836 Look, maybe it's not what you want her to do, 290 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,390 but you did want her to have a plan, and now she's got one, 291 00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:45,082 and you still have no faith in her. 292 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:46,428 What is your problem? 293 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:48,430 I don't want to see her fail again. 294 00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:57,611 It's really hard as her dad to watch this. 295 00:15:58,095 --> 00:16:01,236 She's raised two great kids, built some amazing coffee machine, 296 00:16:01,374 --> 00:16:03,341 but she doesn't know how to make good decisions. 297 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,241 And she has no idea how hard it is to run a business. 298 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:08,622 Well, wouldn't it be a little easier 299 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,867 if her father supported her at least a little bit? 300 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,663 She lives at my house. I support everything she does. 301 00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:18,874 Riley is a great person. 302 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,118 She's a great mom, 303 00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:23,361 and she got saddled with a hell of a lot of responsibility at a very young age. 304 00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:27,262 And now she's finally locked in to something she's passionate about. 305 00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:31,404 Do you know how many parents would kill to have a kid like that to support? 306 00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:34,200 You sound like her mother. 307 00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:48,145 What would Diane think? Right now, if she saw her daughter out there? 308 00:16:58,776 --> 00:17:00,847 What do you want, Lily? Any item on the menu. 309 00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:03,643 You don't have to buy me a drink. I make money from tutoring. 310 00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:05,990 Shout out social media for making kids dumb. 311 00:17:06,404 --> 00:17:10,891 Oh, uh, I don't pay here. I'm what you call an angel investor. 312 00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:14,619 Hey, Ma. Two cocoas, hold the marshmallows. 313 00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:18,761 I've never felt so alive. 314 00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:22,834 One of the dancers left an untouched triple shot macchiato 315 00:17:22,972 --> 00:17:24,353 on the back of that truck. 316 00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:28,495 Whoa, mama, that's good stuff. 317 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:31,671 Georgia. You know you're not supposed to have caffeine. 318 00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:34,915 - Don't touch my coffee. - Georgia. 319 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,608 Hey, Riley. I need to talk to you for a minute. 320 00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:38,954 I'm busy. 321 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,093 Follow me. 322 00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:42,061 No, I'm not doing this anymore. 323 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:43,959 You don't get to tell me where to walk or what to do with my life. 324 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,305 Follow me. 325 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:48,929 Uh 326 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,691 Be right back. Don't, uh, steal anything. 327 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:53,865 Where are you going? 328 00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:57,179 I'm only following you 'cause I want to, not because you want me to. 329 00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:01,287 This feels very Sopranos. 330 00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:06,085 Why are you showing me Mom's bus? 331 00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:10,192 Because Mom's bus is soon to become 332 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,989 your new coffee van. 333 00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:17,786 I'm gonna design a really good awning that'll come out like this. 334 00:18:17,924 --> 00:18:19,995 Some roller trays to put all the equipment on. 335 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,860 And all the plumbing and electric so your coffee machine will work. 336 00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:27,796 And before you know it, the air will be filled with annoying hipsters. 337 00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:31,903 And I realize annoying hipsters is redundant. 338 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,320 What happened to selling the van 339 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,460 cause it was practical? 340 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:39,808 Your mom always said, "The best things don't always make the most sense." 341 00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:41,292 And she was right, right? 342 00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:46,677 And sometimes passion trumps practical. 343 00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:49,680 Some things are both. 344 00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:52,614 You and Mom were kind of like that. 345 00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:54,754 No, but you've done the hard stuff, Riley. 346 00:18:54,892 --> 00:18:57,274 Pot gummies aren't the hard stuff. 347 00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,173 You taught yourself business, credit, 348 00:19:00,656 --> 00:19:06,662 plus you designed and fabricated a coffee machine that's very, very creative. 349 00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:10,459 I took a close look at it, honey, and I'm telling you, it is impressive. 350 00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:12,806 So proud of that work you did, I almost cried. 351 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,602 Well, I learned from the best. 352 00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:17,259 Thank you. 353 00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:18,605 Gabe. 354 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:21,470 Thank you. 355 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,266 Thank your mom. She would want it this way. 356 00:19:28,374 --> 00:19:30,341 That machine is tremendous. 357 00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:32,274 I think we should get a patent on it. Which means, you know what we need? 358 00:19:32,412 --> 00:19:33,862 Don't say it. 359 00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:35,622 A lawyer. 360 00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:44,597 Well, lookee here. 361 00:19:45,391 --> 00:19:47,013 Yeah, people from all walks of life 362 00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:50,568 standing here smiling and just having a great time. 363 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,536 Drives you crazy, doesn't it? 364 00:19:54,469 --> 00:19:55,987 To my very core. 365 00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,715 I already hit my day one quota. 366 00:19:59,853 --> 00:20:01,648 And, yes, my tip jar was stolen, 367 00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,581 but good news is there was nothing in there 368 00:20:03,719 --> 00:20:06,722 except a business card from a guy named Double-jointed Dan. 369 00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,347 Uh, Mom, I think we have our first celebrity. 370 00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:14,592 Oh, my God! It's Lori from Shark Tank. 371 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:15,697 My queen! 372 00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:18,147 Whoa! What is she doing here? 373 00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:22,773 I may have DMed her about your business, maybe a little about your humble roots. 374 00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:25,638 If she asks, you spent a few years in a woman's prison 375 00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:27,571 for a crime you didn't commit. 376 00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:29,952 Hi, you must be Riley. 377 00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:32,472 - Hi, Lori from Shark Tank. - Hi. 378 00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:35,855 Hi, I'm Georgia, her manager. 379 00:20:35,993 --> 00:20:37,926 Aw. Nice to meet you. 380 00:20:38,064 --> 00:20:42,551 So you must be the one that's been messaging me on Instagram and TikTok 381 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,898 and somehow my personal cell phone. 382 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:50,387 You're gonna have to hang on to her. She is absolutely relentless but adorable. 383 00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:53,804 Oh, I'm holding on to her. Unless you want her. 384 00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:55,944 Say yes. 385 00:20:56,358 --> 00:20:57,842 - Hello, Lori. - Hi. 386 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,603 I'm Matt Parker, I own the place. 387 00:21:00,155 --> 00:21:04,987 Father and grandfather, and, uh, the original Mr. Wonderful. 388 00:21:05,747 --> 00:21:07,921 Mmm. Nice to meet you, Matt. 389 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,510 Now, that's a daddy I might like to scrub. 390 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,582 Hi, I'm Scrub Daddy's girlfriend. 391 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,309 - Oh, hi. Good for you. - Yeah. 392 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:21,935 Hi, Lori. Carter, part owner. It's incredulous to meet you. 393 00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,696 Oh. Hi.