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Ah, my two favorite girls.
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Danica Patrick
and Jillian Michaels are here?
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You're in a chipper mood.
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Well, why wouldn't I be?
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Bike lanes, the Fed, the fact that we're still living
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under the tyranny
of daylight savings?
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I think my dream project
might be signed.
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I got a '63 'vette
I'm to restore.
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This could be like
my Michelangelo's David.
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Except this won't be naked,
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and it'll have
a much bigger engine on it.
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Man, I had no idea running
my own coffee truck would be so exhausting.
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Plus, everyone I deal
with hasn't had coffee yet.
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Yeah, start-ups are brutal.
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I can't say much.
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I signed an NDA
with my friend Genevieve.
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We signed in glitter pen,
but it still counts.
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Oh, good morning.
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What's good about it?
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Ooh, you're grumpy
and your grandpa's a ray of sunshine.
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Is this the freakiest Friday?
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I got fired from Game Hunt.
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What? Did they tell you why?
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My boss said I'm not made
for the video game industry.
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Well, your butt print
on the couch says something different.
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- Love you, guys.
- Love you.
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- See you, guys.
- Bye.
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I'm gonna go
tell off his boss. - No.
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And while I'm at the mall,
I'll get my sweet boy a treat to make him feel better.
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He's a teenager, not a corgi.
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I think he would appreciate
having his mom stick up for him.
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How did you feel about me
going to talk to
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your volleyball coach
when you were in high school?
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Talk? You told him to bench me.
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Your team lost
six games straight.
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Something had to change.
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Stop drooling on my renderings.
Come on. Move, move, move.
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You should've seen
what he did with these leather swatches.
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I wouldn't pick them up
without gloves.
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So, who's the client?
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I don't know. We're gonna
meet him in a minute.
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Important thing to remember is
Greg's Customs screwed up,
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so we got the job.
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Hey, you know what?
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We should send him
an edible arrangement as condolences.
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Let's send two.
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Look, I gotta say, buddy,
you really impressed me with this color interior.
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This brown is gorgeous.
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Biscotti with sepia
and a hazelnut accent.
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Brown.
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But, listen, I want you in
on this pitch. Do you mind?
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- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I always knew
this would happen for you.
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Now that it has...
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...I hate you.
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Come on. It's not like
he got the rose at The Bachelorette,you know?
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That show's popular
for a reason.
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Hey, I'm looking for Matt Parker.
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I'm Keith Rodriguez.
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I own the Corvette.
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Ah! I am Matt Parker.
Nice to have you here.
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This is my crew. Guys, Keith.
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Feel free to bow.
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Stop, no bowing,
but a curtsy will do.
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Hi, I'm nervous.
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I mean, Gabe. Gabe's nervous.
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I'm Gabe.
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I just wanna get my hands
in your car.
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Oh. Hey, Stitch.
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Oh, you guys know each other?
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Yeah, it's, uh...
it's been a long time.
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Not long enough.
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Well, now that
you're all caught up...
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Why don't you sit down here
for a minute, Keith?
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Let's take a look
at the little presentation.
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Okay, all right.
This is your car. This is what we're doing.
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The inspiration for moving
your car into the future is the old Grand Sport.
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Now, the Grand Sport,
unlike public urination here in North Hollywood,
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is illegal.
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Take some of the elements
of this and bingo.
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This is where
we're gonna take it.
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But what's
really cool about it,
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we're going vintage
on everything but the interior.
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Stitch, tell him the interior.
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It's brown.
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Hey, Mom,
I saw you called. What's up?
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Ooh, I left you a voicemail.
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Voicemail?
What are you, a thousand?
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That's only funny
when it's aimed at Grandpa.
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If you had listened, you would
have heard my good news.
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I went to Game Hunt
to see your ex-boss, Blake.
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Oh, my God.
You got my job back?
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No, he asked me out.
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He's, like, 21
and does not know how to take "Ew" for an answer.
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But, uh, good to know
your mom's still got it.
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So, what's the good news?
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You have a new job
with a super cool boss.
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Me. I'm the super cool boss.
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Holla.
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Please don't holla.
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I know you better than anyone.
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With the right guidance, you
will make an awesome employee.
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- Yeah, bring it in?
- Thanks, Mom.
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I won't let you down.
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Yeah, and we're gonna show
your ex-boss
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just how wrong he is,
except about me being hot.
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It's a car like this
is the reason I'm in the restomod business.
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I just love doing this.
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This car will be
the most impressive thing you've ever seen.
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Or smelled.
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Our finish wax is green apple.
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Yummers!
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I'm not supposed to talk.
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Okay. Yummers!
Let's do this, Matt.
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Oh, excellent.
You won't be disappointed. Thanks for your business.
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- I'll get the paperwork to you.
- Sure. Yep.
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Yes!
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This is such
a great job. Great job.
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How do the young kids say it?
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"I love me some me."
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This is a call
for a celebration. - Okay.
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Well, you nailed it, boss.
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Thank you.
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Just so you know,
I'm not working on the car.
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- What?
- You heard me.
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I'm not working on that car.
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Sorry. Already got
the cork started.
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Stitch, why won't you work
on this car?
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You don't know the dude.
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On a scale of Cruella de Vil
and Saddam Hussein,
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he's the dude in Seven
with the box.
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All right, you don't like him.
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I don't like Jay Leno, right?
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Yeah, Jay Leno, he talks like this all the time.
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That's not how he sounds!
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He sounds like this
at home, "I'm Jay Leno."
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But I'd still
take the dude's money.
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Find somebody else
to do the interior.
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Give me a reason
why I would do that.
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Why? You always say, "Employees
should be seen and not heard."
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Oh, you're using my own words
against me? That's real good.
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He's your friend.
You gotta talk to him.
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Best friend.
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I mean, we don't put
a label on it or anything, but, you know, best friend.
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Yeah, I'll talk to him.
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Carter, what are you doing?
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I'm about to drop a killer meme
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in the Bronas Brothers
group chat.
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It's about to get three
"ha-has" and a cowboy emoji.
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Well, you work here now.
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So maybe help me serve
these customers?
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By the way, what are
all these kids doing here?
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Are we the new
cool coffee shop?
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Don't tell them
I love Imagine Dragons.
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Uh, no, that's all me.
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Took some initiative
and launched a social media campaign.
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Well done, Carter.
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More importantly,
well done me for getting the best out of you.
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I'm like that, uh, sports coach
on the sports team
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that won
all the sports championships.
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Man, I wish I knew sports
so I could get that reference.
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Hey, man, can I get one more?
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Of course.
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Here you go, valued customer.
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Um, Carter,
we don't do free refills.
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Oh, yeah,
that's not a free refill
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'cause I didn't charge him
for the first one.
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You're giving away free coffee?
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We only do that for firemen.
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And not because they're hot,
because they're heroes.
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Hot heroes.
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Mom, it's... it's like
the freemium model in gaming.
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Once they get hooked
on the coffee,
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they'll buy
everything else we sell.
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We only sell coffee.
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Mom, Uber didn't make money
for the first 14 years.
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Okay, but if I don't make money
for 14 years, we all die.
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It's okay.
We all make mistakes.
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Thanks. I'm glad
you're not mad.
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I need to take
the rest of the day off.
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Gotta maintain that
work-life balance, you know?
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Namaste.
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Now I get why
everyone hates nepo babies.
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Hey, buddy.
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No.
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Come on. Just...
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talk to me, okay?
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I'm here for you,
to listen, perhaps plant a seed of healing.
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Did you just blow on my ear?
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Get the hell off me.
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Matt told you to talk to me?
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No.
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You're a bad liar.
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It's only 'cause he cares.
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You really a bad liar.
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Forget about Matt.
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Who's this Keith dude?
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Man, it was something that
happened when we were younger.
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It was a bad time, man.
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Look,
I don't wanna get into it.
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- So as my friend--
- Best friend. Never mind. Continue.
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I'm not working on that car.
So I need you to let it go.
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Like when you ask me why you
can't give a Black man the nod.
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I got you.
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Look, Gabe, I appreciate
what you're trying to do, man,
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but I just need you to drop it.
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All right, I got it.
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If you ever wanna talk,
I'm here for you.
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I love you.
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You just made a bad day worse.
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Did you talk to Stitch?
What did he say?
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Still not gonna work
on the car.
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Why not?
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He says it's
his business, not ours. -
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My guess is
this goes deeper than we think.
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Just like that American Apparel
V-neck I wore in 2008.
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This doesn't sound like Stitch.
This is something he's never done before.
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Look, boss,
Stitch and I were supposed to do that car together.
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So if he's out, I'm out too.
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You know the code of the shop.
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The only code in the shop is,
"Matt want, Matt get."
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That's not true. The Wi-Fi code
is "freedom fries."
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Man, I wanna get my hands
in that thing.
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Oh, relax. It's just a car,
and it ain't even that sexy.
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That's why
I'm turned the other way thinking about baseball.
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I wanna touch it so bad,
but I can't.
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It's like when I saw
that penguin at SeaWorld.
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Bet that penguin didn't have
this kind of potential, huh?
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It did not.
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It also bit.
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You guys are missing out.
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This could be
an award winner at SEMA.
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Hope you like Froyo, 'cause
that's what's gonna happen.
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He means FOMO,
but don't correct him.
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00:11:04,387 --> 00:11:06,044
Listen, Gabe,
enough of this playing around.
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We gotta start taking
all the trim off of this thing.
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Told you, boss,
I'm not gonna work on this car.
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00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:12,672
Well, it's okay with me 'cause
we have plenty of other people
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in the shop
who can do all the work.
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Don't need you or Stitch.
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I can do upholstery.
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Yeah, I took home ec
when I was in high school.
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Good way to meet girls.
That's what I thought.
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Turned out,
one girl and 25 other guys thought the same thing.
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This is not your fight, man.
246
00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:29,447
No, I got your back.
247
00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:33,693
But if this goes sideways,
I'm moving in with you.
248
00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:37,524
Ow! Son of a Marxist.
249
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:39,837
You all right, boss?
250
00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:42,702
Or you need one of your boys
from home ec to help you out?
251
00:11:43,426 --> 00:11:45,428
I just got my first piercing.
252
00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:47,741
Oh, hell,
I gotta move to Portland.
253
00:11:48,431 --> 00:11:51,089
Now you can use the leather
as a tourniquet.
254
00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:53,609
I'm done with this, you know?
255
00:11:54,058 --> 00:11:56,681
You work on cars
that I bring in. That's how this works.
256
00:11:56,819 --> 00:11:58,787
Look, I've worked for you
for 20 years.
257
00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:01,824
I don't wanna work
on this one car, and you can't respect that?
258
00:12:01,962 --> 00:12:03,826
How about you respect me
and tell me what's going on?
259
00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:05,828
My reasons are personal, okay?
260
00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:07,588
We leave
our personal stuff outside.
261
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,521
Here, I'll tell you what,
you come in tomorrow,
262
00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:11,627
you work on the car
or don't come in.
263
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,077
Both of you.
264
00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:14,872
I am dizzy.
265
00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:22,086
Hey, what are you
still doing up?
266
00:12:22,603 --> 00:12:24,536
I had a nightmare.
267
00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:29,196
Genevieve told Evan
our business plan and ruined everything.
268
00:12:29,956 --> 00:12:32,061
And they were both Labubus.
269
00:12:33,649 --> 00:12:35,478
I'm not really
a new-age person,
270
00:12:35,616 --> 00:12:37,584
but maybe you should
cut down on the sugar before you go to bed.
271
00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:40,932
- Georgia?
- She had a little nightmare.
272
00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:44,280
- Aw, monsters?
- Copyright infringement.
273
00:12:45,523 --> 00:12:48,146
Checks out. I'll come
check on you in a minute.
274
00:12:49,976 --> 00:12:52,841
So, you're up late.
275
00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:55,257
Was it a very special
two-hour Hannity?
276
00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:58,294
He only does that
at Christmas time.
277
00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:00,849
Putting in a little extra work
on this Corvette project.
278
00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:02,264
What are you doing up?
279
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:06,509
Well, I hired Carter,
and I thought he'd thrive
280
00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:10,134
with an arm around
his shoulder, but he sucks.
281
00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:12,792
He sucks so much.
282
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,209
- So fire him.
- I can't fire him.
283
00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:18,073
He's my son.
284
00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:22,146
I have to help him
become the best employee he can be, but he sucks.
285
00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:24,251
He sucks so much.
286
00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:26,875
As your employee
and as your kid,
287
00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:28,877
it's a complicated issue,
you know?
288
00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:33,157
And you're not rich enough
to raise your kids as if they don't suck.
289
00:13:33,571 --> 00:13:35,400
Great. So I'm failing as a mom?
290
00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:38,162
- No.
- So I'm failing as a boss.
291
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,302
No, you're failing at both.
292
00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:43,408
And there's my dad.
293
00:13:43,546 --> 00:13:46,584
Listen, sometimes, you gotta
keep your personal feelings out of business.
294
00:13:46,722 --> 00:13:50,070
Like today, I had to use
a little tough love with Stitch and Gabe.
295
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,176
You know,
I don't like yelling at people.
296
00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:53,867
I'm just really good at it.
297
00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:56,594
Oh. Well, you know
what they say,
298
00:13:56,732 --> 00:13:58,872
10,000 hours
makes you an expert.
299
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,565
Okay. Look,
one more question for you.
300
00:14:02,703 --> 00:14:05,016
If he wasn't your son,
what would you do?
301
00:14:05,154 --> 00:14:06,569
Oh, I'd fire his ass.
302
00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:08,571
There's your answer.
303
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:11,851
Oh, you're just gonna
leave me with that like some capitalist Yoda?
304
00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:14,198
Fire his ass, you must.
305
00:14:18,754 --> 00:14:19,962
Stitch.
306
00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:24,725
Man, listen, I was up
all night. I couldn't sleep.
307
00:14:25,761 --> 00:14:26,969
You know what?
308
00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:29,040
I'ma do the car.
309
00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:32,526
I'ma do it for the shop,
and I'ma do it for you.
310
00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:37,497
And I'ma do it because
Gabe sent me three links trying to buy bunk beds.
311
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:44,884
Now for the record, I'm not
gonna be happy about this.
312
00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:47,162
I get it. I'm never happy.
313
00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:50,786
But I'm a little bit happy
right now.
314
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,687
Look, man, you gave me a job
when no one else would.
315
00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:58,345
No, I gave you a job because
you're the best at what you do.
316
00:14:58,483 --> 00:14:59,933
There's no other reason.
317
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:01,762
Loyalty.
318
00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:05,525
Means a lot to me, man.
319
00:15:08,286 --> 00:15:09,632
I'm not gonna hug you.
320
00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,118
I don't want you to hug me.
321
00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:14,120
Doesn't mean
I don't appreciate you, just not gonna hug you.
322
00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:16,122
Good. You can
show me appreciation. You ain't got to hug me.
323
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,847
- I'd prefer you didn't.
- I'm not gonna hug you.
324
00:15:17,986 --> 00:15:19,919
- I don't wanna be hugged.
- Okay. Forget it.
325
00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:22,093
- Let's do this.
- All right, just no hug.
326
00:15:22,231 --> 00:15:23,163
Okay.
327
00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:25,855
Hey, Matt,
I have something I need to say.
328
00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,754
- It's okay. We--
- Buh-buh-buh-buh!
329
00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:30,895
I would like to read
from a prepared statement.
330
00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:38,661
"Dear Matt, my time at
Parker Customs and Restorations
331
00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:41,733
has been fruitful and made me
the man that I am today.
332
00:15:41,871 --> 00:15:44,391
A man who is good
with his hands,
333
00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:46,462
but also good with his heart."
334
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,016
Gabe, you don't have--
335
00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:49,810
Buh-buh-buh-buh!
336
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:53,228
I wanna hear the rest of this,
337
00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:55,609
and watch this train derail
and run into an orphanage.
338
00:15:57,473 --> 00:16:02,444
"While I honor and respect you,
I must also honor and respect the bro code.
339
00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:05,826
I have Stitch's back
no matter what.
340
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,519
So, even if
it costs me my job..."
341
00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:12,005
Which it doesn't have to,
but if it does...
342
00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:13,524
Please say it won't.
343
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,010
"...I have to do
what I feel is right." Please don't fire me.
344
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:19,737
Stitch is working on the car
and so are you.
345
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,602
Matt. Didn't you
wanna see him beg?
346
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,363
I'm pretty sure
he was gonna cry.
347
00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:28,401
- No, I wasn't.
- Eh...
348
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:29,574
I love you guys so much.
349
00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:31,300
- No hugging!
- No hugging!
350
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:34,752
Carter, you're late.
351
00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:37,410
Sorry, Mom, but I had a real
light-bulb moment this morning.
352
00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:40,516
Me too.
The one in my closet went out.
353
00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:44,555
Pretty sure I'm wearing
a tank top as underpants.
354
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,594
Okay, here it goes. To make up
for all the free coffee,
355
00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:52,804
we charge double for everything
and blame the tariffs.
356
00:16:54,565 --> 00:16:56,256
No one knows
how they work anyway.
357
00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:59,432
Sit down.
I wanna talk to you.
358
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,641
Cool. I could use
a break. Whew!
359
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:08,751
I love that you have ideas,
but the ideas that you have...
360
00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:10,132
How can I put this?
361
00:17:10,719 --> 00:17:11,927
They suck.
362
00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:15,206
They suck so much.
363
00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:18,106
Wow, someone's got
their tank top in a bunch.
364
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:22,179
You know,
when I started waitressing at a casino,
365
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:26,804
I had all these great ideas,
but they didn't hire me for my ideas.
366
00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:31,291
They hired me to wait tables,
just like I hired you to take out the trash,
367
00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:34,053
get here on time,
work to the end of your shift.
368
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,365
You don't do any of those.
369
00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:38,885
Wow, you sound
like my old boss.
370
00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:42,406
I'm triggered.
I need a mental health day.
371
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:45,926
I've always tried
to protect you from failing,
372
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,618
but I'm not doing you
any favors.
373
00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:49,827
It's time you learn
the value of hard work.
374
00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:51,415
Carter...
375
00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:54,797
...you're fired.
376
00:17:56,765 --> 00:17:57,938
What?
377
00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:00,355
You're fired.
378
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,322
Are you saying...
379
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,841
Did you just fire me?
380
00:18:03,979 --> 00:18:06,602
Well, if you're gonna put words
in my mouth, then yes.
381
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,122
Fired by my own mom.
382
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,469
Burn.
383
00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:13,989
Well, I'm sorry, but you need
a little tough love right now.
384
00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:18,373
I love you so much.
385
00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:22,273
You'll always be
Mommy's special boy.
386
00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:25,897
You wanna go
to the mall and get a treat?
387
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:31,386
Sign the estimate,
and we'll pretend that will be your final cost.
388
00:18:31,972 --> 00:18:33,215
And you can be on your way.
389
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:36,598
Ah, the estimate,
the business world's shrug emoji.
390
00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:41,189
Okay, so keep me updated.
And, uh, everything is good with Stitch?
391
00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:43,708
Yeah, it's none
of my business really.
392
00:18:43,846 --> 00:18:45,365
Is there anything
I should know?
393
00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:48,989
He's probably just jealous
because I got the girl.
394
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,301
Oh, God.
395
00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:52,579
Always about a girl,
isn't it, you know?
396
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:56,687
Most people don't know
the Revolutionary War wasn't really about independence.
397
00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:58,275
It was about Denise.
398
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:01,933
- See, you get it.
- Yeah.
399
00:19:02,071 --> 00:19:04,384
I mean, the thing with
me and Stitch was forever ago.
400
00:19:04,522 --> 00:19:06,352
We were maybe 22.
401
00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:10,735
Stitch had this girl,
he was out of town, she got lonely, so...
402
00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:14,187
What? Twenty-two years old?
He wasn't out of town.
403
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,189
He was in Afghanistan,
wasn't he?
404
00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:17,397
I think so.
405
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:18,950
He was serving our country.
406
00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:21,056
Well, he should have
thanked me for my service.
407
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,127
I know she did.
408
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,543
Wow, wow. Um...
409
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,925
Uh, I think I want you
to get out of here.
410
00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:30,376
- What are you talking about?
- Get out of the shop.
411
00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:31,963
We're not gonna work
on your car.
412
00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:34,311
You see where the comma is
on that check, right?
413
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:37,417
Here's where the comma is
on the check. You gotta go. You gotta get out. Go, go.
414
00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:39,833
Hey, you're making
a bigger deal about this than it is.
415
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:43,216
No, no, no. I mean it, get out.
And then I want this car outta here by five o'clock.
416
00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:45,391
- Go. Let's go.
- Fine.
417
00:19:47,358 --> 00:19:49,912
- What's going on?
- We're not working on this dude's car.
418
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,155
Why not?
419
00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:53,571
Loyalty means something to me.
420
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,471
Are you sure?
This is a big job.
421
00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:58,956
There's things that are
more important than money.
422
00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:00,820
Not a lot, but some.
423
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,203
Not Gabe.
424
00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:09,311
Thank you.
425
00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:18,907
Let's bring it in.
426
00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:20,805
- We're not gonna hug!
- We're not hugging!
427
00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:22,221
Let's get out of here,
grab a drink.
428
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:24,292
Let's get out of here
and get a drink.
429
00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,086
- I like that idea. Huh?
- All right.
430
00:20:45,071 --> 00:20:46,348
Wait, wait.
431
00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:47,798
It's ten o'clock.
432
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:48,971
Where are we going?
433
00:20:49,109 --> 00:20:50,283
We got work to do.
434
00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:57,014
Hey, Mom,
I gotta tell you something.
435
00:20:57,152 --> 00:20:59,810
Ah, she already knows
what's on your laptop.
436
00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:05,781
Uh, no. I got my job
back at Game Hunt. - You did?
437
00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:07,266
Your tough love really worked.
438
00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:08,681
You went full Grandpa on me.
439
00:21:08,819 --> 00:21:11,477
Oh! The Padawan becomes a Jedi.
440
00:21:12,374 --> 00:21:14,445
I went to Blake,
and I told him I'd step it up.
441
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,551
I'd do whatever dirty work
needed to be done.
442
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:19,830
I am proud of you, but you
could have done that here.
443
00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:22,453
- So, you want me back?
- God, no.