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Mom, we need to pick up
bake sale supplies tomorrow.
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I'm blocking off time
in your calendar
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between "nap in my car"
and "get pedicure."
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I don't have
a pedicure scheduled.
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I know.
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I decided those piggies
need a spa day.
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Work is so crazy
I have no time for anything.
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Last week I got a wax
while having a virtual
gynecology appointment.
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Oh, I wish
my hearing was worse.
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Oh, Dad, before I forget.
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Are you dancing again?
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It's from my tip jar. I wanna
help out with the bills.
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Not the water bill.
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The way Carter showers,
I'll never be able
to afford that.
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You're giving me cash?
Wow.
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When's the last time
this ever happened?
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Um... Never.
Never. Never happened.
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Mom, I'm going
for my driving lesson.
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I'm not taking him
on a driving lesson today.
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Busted.
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Is that
a driving instructor's car?
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"Temple of Vroom
Driving School"?
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I hired Carter
a driving instructor.
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Hey, this isn't how
I wanted you to find out.
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By that I mean,
I hoped you'd never find out.
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We have to move again,
don't we?
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Why didn't you tell me this?
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Well, your teaching style
wasn't exactly helping Carter.
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You made him flip off
a school bus.
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The little girl started it.
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Look, my dad taught me
how to drive.
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I taught you and your brother
how to drive.
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Which was great for driving
ourselves to therapy.
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Look, Pops,
I need to pass this test,
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and your teaching
makes me a little nervous.
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River's teaching style
is positive reinforcement.
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River is the dude's name?
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Or did you just make that up
to piss me off?
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I didn't think
that an emotional support
grandfather was a thing,
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but... [sucks teeth] ...I'm
legally not allowed to ask.
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I signed the waiver.
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Do you want him here?
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Yes.
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Okay. Now, when you come
to a stop sign,
give it a full three seconds.
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Think of it as a...
...moment of mindfulness.
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Oh. Or really,
we're in California.
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It's called
the California stop.
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You glide up to it,
take a look and ya keep moving.
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I'm sorry. Mr. Parker,
as an accredited
driving instructor,
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that is very dangerous advice.
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As an accredited
driving instructor,
let me ask you a question.
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About five turns back,
a BMW passed us.
What color was it?
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They'd never ask you
that on a--
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Wrong answer.
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White BMW, chrome trim.
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A good driver has
to know everything. It's called
situational awareness.
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Okay. Now, we're gonna
turn right up here.
Just go nice and slow.
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No, no, no. This actually
goes into one lane.
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Just turn and go down
Sherman Way. That way
we can really beat some feet.
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Do not listen to him, Carter.
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He's not qualified
to give a lesson
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just because he bought
his first car
from Fred Flintstone.
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Ooh. Oh, no, he didn't.
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Not qualified, huh?
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How about taking a look
at my driver's license?
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I can drive a motorcycle,
a regular vehicle,
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and I got a commercial license.
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I'm like Vin Diesel
with gorgeous hair.
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- He does get furious fast.
- Hmm.
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Well, it shows your license
expired two months ago.
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Were you aware of
that situation?
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Ooh. Oh, no, he double didn't.
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Damn it.
The code's not working.
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It's not supposed to open.
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It's here to get
your fingerprints
and hunt down your family.
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- Do you need help?
- No.
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This is worse than
when that Roomba sucked up
my birth control pills.
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But that all worked out.
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Mom, we need to get
the brownie stuff
for the bake sale.
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Ooh, I have stuff
to make brownies.
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But probably not the kind
you wanna sell to kids.
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Whoever sells the most
gets to be principal for a day.
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This is it, my slow
but calculated
ascension to world domination.
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May God have mercy
on Stanbridge Junior High.
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Gabe, why are you just
standing there? Help me.
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All right, everybody listen.
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If po-po show up,
my name is Tyrone.
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I don't wanna point
any fingers, but I think
somebody killed the robot.
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Mom, can we go?
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If I don't win the bake sale,
Morgan Spelletti's
gonna be principal
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and make math optional.
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Why don't we just
hand the country to China?
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I'm almost done, honey.
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I just have to take
their orders, make the coffee,
clean up, close down,
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curl up in the fetal position
and have a little cry.
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Maybe we should just
hand the country to China.
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I can take Georgia.
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Oh. You don't have to take her.
Please take her.
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I got you. You have
a robot funeral to plan.
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Come on.
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I didn't know him that well,
but I'll speak.
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The delivery company's
gonna charge me for this.
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We could fix it.
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Thanks.
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They're still pissed about
when I got drunk
and rode one home from the bar.
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Riley, that was me.
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Oh, God.
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I just wanna go to sleep
and never wake up.
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In the good way,
not the dead way.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I was practicing
for my driver test,
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but now I'm watching videos
of people eating cinnamon.
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This dude just threw up.
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- I do. I totally
saw that.
- I know.
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- Hey. Get all you needed,
Georgia?
- Yep.
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Then we got Froyo
and hit an escape room.
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We were paired
with a British couple
who seemed smart,
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but it was just their accents.
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Turns out they have
dumb people too.
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Remember they kept saying,
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"This is quite
the predicament."
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Wow. You guys fit in a lot.
Guess everyone had a fun day.
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I ran out of gas
at a traffic circle.
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Ugh. That sucks. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, that sounds like
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quite the predicament.
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Today was the best, Eve.
I wish we could hang out
again tomorrow.
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Oh, maybe you could go
out for fish and chips.
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Ooh, it's getting late.
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Matt, DMV time!
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DMV?
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Yeah, Grandpa's
license expired.
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River busted him.
Grandpa yelled.
River cried. Grandpa laughed.
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Matt is handling
this whole thing
surprisingly well though.
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Smile for your picture, Pops.
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I renew my license
all the time, you know.
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I just didn't get
the paperwork.
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They always find me
when it's about jury duty.
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Well, that's 'cause if
the government's got a list
of 12 angry men, you're on it.
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You know, I'll tell you what.
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This wait time
is even impressive
by DMV standards.
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I don't think that woman
was pregnant when we got here.
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Next.
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- How can I help you?
- Who do I complain
to about all of this?
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He means he's here
to renew this.
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Oh, I understand. He just
needs a little extra help.
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Mr. Parker, you need to
retake your driving exam.
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What?
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You need
to retake your driving exam!
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Why does he need to
retake his driver's exam?
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Because that's what it says
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- right here on the computer.
- What?
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Because that's what it says
right here on the computer!
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Your grandma used
this religiously.
Powdered sugar was her cocaine.
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I thought that was Aunt Gwen.
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No, Aunt Gwen's cocaine
was cocaine.
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Okay, that's 40 brownies.
How many more do we need?
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Two hundred.
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I have to win the bake sale.
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The divorce has been
so hard on me.
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Fine, but it's late.
I'll finish up here,
you go to bed.
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Thanks so much for doing this.
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Especially because we're gonna
crush Morgan Spelletti's soul,
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and it's all gonna be
because of you.
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Night.
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Two hundred more.
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Where's Aunt Gwen's
booger sugar when you need it?
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Riley?
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Are you all right?
What are you cooking? Smoke?
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I'll shut it off.
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My brownies. No.
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I'm never gonna
be principal for the day.
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Goodbye, Harvard.
Hello, Arizona State.
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I'll fix this, okay?
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Just not right now
'cause it's 5:00 a.m.
and I have to get to work.
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Oh. Brownie jerky.
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Oh, my God! Fire! Fire!
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Brownies.
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The company says
if they don't
get the robot back by tomorrow,
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they're gonna charge me.
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The credit card's gonna
get declined, so jokes on them.
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- But please tell me
you fixed it.
- Fixed it?
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00:10:00,669 --> 00:10:03,533
At Parker Customs and
Restorations, we don't fix.
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We pimp.
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00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,786
Hey, hey. What's this thing
doing in the shop?
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00:10:14,924 --> 00:10:16,892
He teaching Gabe
how to do the Dougie.
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00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,757
This thing can drive
but I can't?
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00:10:22,069 --> 00:10:24,313
Guys, you are wasting
valuable time.
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00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:26,211
Can I see it dance again?
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00:10:27,868 --> 00:10:30,664
♪ Hey, chill
Don't bump the table ♪
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00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:33,322
- ♪ What you say? ♪
- ♪ Don't bump the table ♪
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00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:35,462
♪ Yo, chill
Don't bump the table ♪
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- Riley.
- Eve. What are you doing here?
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00:10:40,329 --> 00:10:41,399
In an apron?
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00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:43,712
Oh, God. Are you
and my dad role-playing?
196
00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:47,025
'Cause my mental health
can't handle that right now.
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00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:51,029
Your dad and role-playing,
can you imagine?
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"I'm Mitch McConnell,
and I'm a sexy turtle."
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00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:01,868
Georgia texted
about Brownie-gate,
so I thought I'd come help.
200
00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:04,594
She texted you? That's...
That's great.
201
00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,148
So glad you have
the kind of relationship
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00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:09,151
where you text her and
she texts you back.
203
00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:10,635
It's really...
It's nothing, really.
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00:11:10,773 --> 00:11:12,568
It's just about the boy
in her math class,
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00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,639
or how to use the bedazzler.
206
00:11:14,777 --> 00:11:17,021
She's making Georgia 2028 hats.
207
00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:20,610
Oh. That's so fun.
208
00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:23,717
Yeah,
we're so close, we're working
on merch together.
209
00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:29,585
Oh, wow. You made
all the brownies. More fun.
210
00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:32,346
I had some time,
and I know you've been so busy,
211
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,521
so I thought I'd take
something off your plate.
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00:11:34,659 --> 00:11:36,523
And put something
on your plate.
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00:11:37,524 --> 00:11:38,801
A little plate humor.
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00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,461
Eve, what do think
of this outfit for dictator...
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00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:46,153
principal for the day?
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00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:49,053
I love it.
217
00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:53,057
The blazer says intimidating,
but the sneakers
say approachable.
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00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:56,854
You're right.
I should change my shoes.
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00:11:57,578 --> 00:12:01,065
- Hey, Mom.
- Oh. Yeah, hey,
I'm here too.
220
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,274
Why don't you go
spend some time with Georgia?
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00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:04,516
I got the brownies.
222
00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:09,487
- Um, what are you doing?
- I'm just finishing 'em off.
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00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:14,216
That was my mom's sifter.
You can't just use it.
224
00:12:15,044 --> 00:12:18,427
Oh. Okay. I'm sorry.
225
00:12:18,565 --> 00:12:20,740
"Oh, I'm Eve.
I can do everything."
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00:12:22,465 --> 00:12:23,501
I was just trying to help.
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00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:25,123
Yeah, well,
you're not.
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You're spending all this time
with my daughter,
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making hats,
doing British accents.
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Sifting.
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00:12:32,268 --> 00:12:34,926
Riley, I'm sorry. I--
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00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:40,656
What about these? Do these
shoes say, "Bow, peasants"?
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00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:45,592
Those are the looks
of fear I'm going for.
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00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:51,598
So, Judy, uh, anybody get
a perfect score on this test?
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00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,151
Or... Let me rephrase that.
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00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,982
How many other people get a...
...perfect score?
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00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:58,950
Hey, take a left here.
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- You got it.
- Yeah. Hmm.
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00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:03,990
I see you smiling
over there, so...
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00:13:04,128 --> 00:13:08,580
A good driver notices
everything. And a great
driver can make people smile.
241
00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:11,963
The only thing
that guy is noticing
is what's on his phone.
242
00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:14,897
Yeah.
He's probably googling,
"How do I drive this thing?"
243
00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:18,763
Right in the middle
of traffic.
244
00:13:19,315 --> 00:13:21,352
So you agree?
People, not so much.
245
00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:24,286
Do this job
for 21 years,
you'll pray for the apocalypse.
246
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,497
Oh. Here is great.
247
00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:30,188
- Oh, good. There we go.
- Oh.
248
00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:33,985
Matt, I gotta say, I really
enjoyed our time together.
249
00:13:34,123 --> 00:13:35,953
Time flies when you're
making fun of other people.
250
00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:41,165
You're delightful.
251
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:45,031
Anyway, you failed.
252
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:51,416
- I-I failed? Really?
- Yeah.
253
00:13:51,554 --> 00:13:54,143
You rolled through
three stop signs,
254
00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:57,422
you were speeding,
and you flipped off
a crossing guard.
255
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,528
We have beef.
256
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,601
You know, I've been driving
my whole life. I've never
even had an accident.
257
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:05,775
I get it, you're upset.
258
00:14:05,914 --> 00:14:07,985
You know, the same thing
happened to my grandmother.
259
00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:09,849
I failed her twice.
260
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,713
I'm sorry.
261
00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:16,510
This is like the worst day
of my life, and I'm a widower.
262
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,758
You got screwed.
263
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,623
You're a great driver,
like me. Stop sign!
264
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,214
- Wow.
- Sorry.
265
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:34,874
One Mississippi.
Two Mississippi.
Three Mississippi.
266
00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:36,668
- And--
- Kill me.
267
00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:42,122
You know,
it's weird, isn't it?
268
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,953
I used to need you
to drive me everywhere,
now you need me.
269
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:48,128
Real Lion King moment.
Circle of life.
270
00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:52,684
I'm now the grandparent
sitting in the wife seat.
271
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:58,828
It's not that bad. I mean...
Stop sign!
272
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:00,451
One Mississippi.
273
00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:01,762
- Two Mississippi.
- Two Mississippi.
274
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,799
Three Mississippi...
275
00:15:04,593 --> 00:15:07,113
Pops?
Pops, where are you going?
276
00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:10,185
They're gonna call
in a Silver Alert.
277
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:20,367
Hey. Peace offering.
A nice bottle of wine.
278
00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:23,301
Aw, it's open.
279
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:27,512
I had a really bad day.
280
00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:31,792
Thank you. But you don't
have to apologize for anything.
281
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,520
Uh, no. I was tired,
irrational, and honestly,
282
00:15:36,314 --> 00:15:39,559
jealous 'cause you and Georgia
were having so much fun.
283
00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:41,595
I get it.
284
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,874
My son barely spoke to me
when he was a teenager.
285
00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:48,499
I set up a gaming profile
just so I could hear his voice.
286
00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:52,054
And when my avatar
asked him how school was,
287
00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:54,091
he threw a grenade at me.
288
00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:56,783
It gets better.
289
00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:58,302
Oh, does it?
290
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,890
'Cause it feels like
everything is getting harder.
291
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:02,685
I love running
my own business,
292
00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:05,619
but I feel like life was
so much easier when I didn't
care about my job.
293
00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:09,796
I should have fired you
a long time ago.
294
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,869
Don't feel guilty
about finding your passion.
295
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,491
You're a great mom.
296
00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:18,356
I just feel
so overwhelmed.
297
00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:20,841
That's why I got all weird
when I saw you
with my mom's sifter.
298
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,672
It just reminded me
that she could do everything,
299
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,778
and you can do everything,
and I can barely do anything.
300
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,023
You know, when I was
first opening this place,
301
00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:33,923
I was alone
and I felt like I was drowning.
302
00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:37,341
I barely had any time to see
my son, let alone shower.
303
00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:39,999
Or change my underwear.
Or meet a guy.
304
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:44,003
Maybe that third one
is related to the first two.
305
00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:48,455
But I had to learn to lean
on the people around me.
306
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:51,044
You don't have to
do this on your own.
307
00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:53,426
Asking for help
does not mean you're a failure.
308
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,498
Thank you. God knows
where I got that idea.
309
00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:59,708
Maybe from my dad saying
asking for help means
you're a failure.
310
00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:03,712
He said that to me
in bed last night.
311
00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:08,613
What? I didn't wanna get up
to turn off the light.
312
00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:12,514
Oh. Thank God.
'Cause otherwise blech.
313
00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:16,690
You know what?
314
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,761
I'm gonna take this to go.
It's been a really bad day.
315
00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:27,218
Oh, hey.
How'd the bake sale go?
316
00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:30,773
You're looking
at your new principal.
317
00:17:30,911 --> 00:17:33,914
Suck it, Morgan Spelletti and
your dry-ass cinnamon rolls.
318
00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:36,814
Hey. That's out of line.
319
00:17:36,952 --> 00:17:41,060
Morgan sold the
dry-ass cupcakes. Taylor had
the dry-ass cinnamon rolls.
320
00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:43,476
Where's Grandpa?
321
00:17:43,614 --> 00:17:46,686
Mm-mmm. He got out of the car
in the middle
of me driving us home.
322
00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:48,377
The streets have him now.
323
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:55,281
Huh. His phone's off.
We were just with Eve.
The shop is closed.
324
00:17:55,419 --> 00:17:58,318
He better not be driving
without a license.
325
00:17:58,456 --> 00:17:59,975
I should have bought more wine.
326
00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:17,475
Okay, engine isn't running, so
it's not worse-case scenario.
327
00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,962
Is he eating in the Impala?
328
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,208
He wouldn't even
let us drink water when we
were stranded on the 405.
329
00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:37,633
What's going on, buddy?
330
00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:42,362
Oh, God.
331
00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:45,641
Want me to get
the teeny-tiny car vacuum?
332
00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:48,713
Nah, it's okay.
333
00:18:48,851 --> 00:18:50,681
I'm just getting used
to the thought
of not driving again.
334
00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:53,028
It's like Seger says,
I don't feel much like riding,
335
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,134
I just wish
the trip was through.
336
00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:57,688
I'm sorry you failed
your driving test, Dad,
337
00:18:57,826 --> 00:18:58,861
but you'll pass next time.
338
00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:01,416
Maybe I won't. My dad didn't.
339
00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:03,590
He lost his license,
couldn't work.
340
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:07,318
Couldn't do anything
for himself except eat pudding.
341
00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:11,460
But look at you eating chips.
342
00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:15,223
No.
343
00:19:16,396 --> 00:19:17,673
Intervention!
344
00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,849
Hey, sorry
if I upset you, Pops.
345
00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:25,060
That's just the circle of life.
On my way to pudding town.
346
00:19:26,303 --> 00:19:27,925
Seriously?
347
00:19:28,063 --> 00:19:30,203
Some instructor
fails you one time
and you're giving up on life?
348
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:33,827
I'm not giving up on life.
You just can't beat time, kid.
349
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:36,968
I think this administration
is getting rid
of daylight savings,
350
00:19:37,106 --> 00:19:38,211
so we're getting close.
351
00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:42,250
Come on, Dad,
you're a Parker.
352
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:45,218
When they took
Grandpa's license,
he drove for another ten years.
353
00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:48,601
Sure, the last two were
on his Rascal, but he didn't
know the difference.
354
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,052
Yeah, that's 'cause I put
a bigger battery in there
and new motors.
355
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,917
That guy was able to haul ass
through the hallways
of that old-age home.
356
00:19:55,055 --> 00:19:56,022
It was really funny.
357
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,748
That's where I'm gonna end up.
358
00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:01,338
We're not gonna put you
in a home, Pops.
359
00:20:01,476 --> 00:20:04,789
Not because we don't want to,
because we can't afford it.
360
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,207
Bet we could
if we sold this car.
361
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:10,381
Over my dead body.
362
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:12,072
Well, then we'd
definitely sell it.
363
00:20:13,557 --> 00:20:16,249
As long as you don't die in it
and decrease the value.
364
00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:18,976
I'm gonna die in
this car right now
just to spite you.
365
00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:21,358
You're sounding meaner,
does that mean you're better?
366
00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:26,017
No, no, no.
Don't eat in this car,
you little dweeb.
367
00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:28,606
And he's back.
368
00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:34,440
Thanks for fixing it.
369
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:37,512
Just so you know,
I'm not paying
for any of the parts. Or labor.
370
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:40,204
Or the western-themed
photo shoot you did with it.
371
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,896
No, that was Gabe's idea.
372
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:46,693
I just was happy
to have another reason
to wear my leather chaps.
373
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:49,248
Goodbye, Dr. Funky.
374
00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:51,802
You named him?
375
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:54,011
Oh, no, his moves named him.
376
00:21:00,189 --> 00:21:01,398
Dr. Funky!
377
00:21:01,536 --> 00:21:03,262
Oh, no.
378
00:21:04,573 --> 00:21:05,540
Did I hit something?
379
00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:07,852
I've got to get
my license back.