1 00:00:02,899 --> 00:00:05,384 Oh. You have so many cute ornaments. 2 00:00:05,522 --> 00:00:07,593 Aw. 3 00:00:07,731 --> 00:00:10,562 Georgia's footprint from her first Christmas. 4 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,874 Yeah. Oh. And Carter's. 5 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,258 Mom, you don't get it. 6 00:00:17,396 --> 00:00:19,433 If Lily agrees to go to the winter prom with me, 7 00:00:19,571 --> 00:00:20,882 I think she'll be my girlfriend. 8 00:00:21,538 --> 00:00:23,402 N-Not that I want to put a label on it. 9 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:25,163 I so want to put a label on it. 10 00:00:26,371 --> 00:00:28,580 I'm just saying she'd be lucky however you ask. 11 00:00:28,718 --> 00:00:30,064 Don't overthink it. 12 00:00:30,202 --> 00:00:34,310 Mom, this is a promposal. People go all out these days. 13 00:00:34,448 --> 00:00:36,484 Why are you still talking about this? We have a plan. 14 00:00:36,622 --> 00:00:39,625 Wait, you asked your grandfather for help instead of me? 15 00:00:39,763 --> 00:00:41,765 This is important. It's his first dance. 16 00:00:41,903 --> 00:00:44,182 Well, technically you were at my prom. 17 00:00:44,906 --> 00:00:46,667 No offense, but Pops got Eve. 18 00:00:46,805 --> 00:00:48,634 Kid's got a point, right? 19 00:00:48,772 --> 00:00:51,327 It's true. How did you get me? 20 00:00:51,913 --> 00:00:53,501 I got mad game, girl. 21 00:00:54,606 --> 00:00:57,298 It's true. His game is being mad. 22 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,749 Look, you like the movie Grease. 23 00:00:59,887 --> 00:01:02,407 I got this '46 convertible, just like Travolta drove. 24 00:01:02,545 --> 00:01:04,133 It could be great, guys. 25 00:01:04,271 --> 00:01:06,273 I don't know, Pops, I wanted to do something more Christmas themed. 26 00:01:06,411 --> 00:01:08,137 And your idea doesn't feel very me. 27 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:11,140 Of course it doesn't, 'cause my idea is awesome. 28 00:01:11,278 --> 00:01:12,934 Yeah, I don't see Carter dancing. 29 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,627 But you know what? He could learn if only we knew a dance instructor 30 00:01:15,765 --> 00:01:18,008 that had a dance studio near my shop. 31 00:01:18,147 --> 00:01:20,563 Wait a minute. Who am I dating? 32 00:01:20,701 --> 00:01:22,806 - She sounds amazing. - Mm-hmm. 33 00:01:22,944 --> 00:01:24,877 Oh, what? It's me. 34 00:01:25,015 --> 00:01:27,708 I would love to teach Carter some dance moves. 35 00:01:27,846 --> 00:01:30,711 I love you, Carter, but I'm not sure if you're ready for dancing. 36 00:01:30,849 --> 00:01:32,471 You're still struggling with the bike. 37 00:01:32,609 --> 00:01:38,063 Hey, once you get this engine going, it can't stop. 38 00:01:39,306 --> 00:01:42,999 Okay, that could work if Lily was blind. 39 00:01:55,494 --> 00:01:59,429 One Yule log latte and one lump of cold brew. 40 00:02:00,844 --> 00:02:03,571 It's just a cold brew, but sales are up 30%. 41 00:02:03,709 --> 00:02:05,470 Thanks for being born, baby Jesus. 42 00:02:06,402 --> 00:02:07,886 Oh. Thank you. 43 00:02:08,024 --> 00:02:09,991 But why didn't you tell us it was ugly-Christmas-sweater day? 44 00:02:10,613 --> 00:02:12,649 - What? - Mmm. This is good. 45 00:02:13,995 --> 00:02:16,584 Hey, I'm freaking out 'cause my mom's coming to town. 46 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:18,379 Molly? Oh, I love her. 47 00:02:18,862 --> 00:02:21,071 Every Christmas, she'd bring me a nutcracker. 48 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:23,798 So sweet, so terrifying. 49 00:02:24,523 --> 00:02:26,422 Why are you looking at me, nutcracker? 50 00:02:27,354 --> 00:02:30,840 Last time she came through Vegas, we got thrown out of a pool party. Hmm. 51 00:02:30,978 --> 00:02:34,326 By that, I mean we got drunk and escorted out of the Bellagio fountain. 52 00:02:34,464 --> 00:02:35,500 Mmm. 53 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:38,296 Amelie wants to meet her, so we're all having dinner. 54 00:02:38,434 --> 00:02:41,126 Ooh, boy. Girlfriend meeting the mom, that's a big step. 55 00:02:41,264 --> 00:02:43,439 Oh. And it can go bad. 56 00:02:43,577 --> 00:02:46,683 Like when I was dating the girlfriend and the mom. 57 00:02:47,512 --> 00:02:49,617 If it was just us and my mom, it'd be four friends, 58 00:02:49,755 --> 00:02:51,309 you know, hanging out, 59 00:02:51,447 --> 00:02:54,070 sharing guacamole, seeing who's abusing the dip-to-chip ratio. 60 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,453 Oh, I know that's a shot at me, but I refuse to change. 61 00:02:58,247 --> 00:03:00,766 Hey. How about you guys come to dinner? 62 00:03:00,904 --> 00:03:02,837 Ooh. Um. Here's the thing. 63 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:06,634 I don't know when or where it is, but I know I'm busy. 64 00:03:08,257 --> 00:03:11,087 I didn't want to have to do this, but here come the puppy-dog eyes. 65 00:03:13,607 --> 00:03:16,403 Ugh. Damn it, we'll go. 66 00:03:16,955 --> 00:03:20,648 Works every time. You adorable son of a bitch. 67 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:27,310 I can't believe you buy Christmas gifts for all of your employees. 68 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:30,934 I love giving Christmas gifts. I am Santa Claus, you know. 69 00:03:32,142 --> 00:03:33,351 Wait a minute. 70 00:03:33,489 --> 00:03:36,285 I think Santa left a little early gift for Eve. 71 00:03:36,423 --> 00:03:37,734 Aw. 72 00:03:38,701 --> 00:03:39,978 Wait, is it lingerie? 73 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:42,049 That would actually be a gift for me. 74 00:03:46,122 --> 00:03:47,261 Is that us? 75 00:03:47,399 --> 00:03:49,090 That's us in the alley where we first met. 76 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,609 Aw. 77 00:03:50,747 --> 00:03:53,681 Is that little Matt yelling at me to turn the music down? 78 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:57,616 Yes. And there's little Eve ignoring me as usual. 79 00:03:59,584 --> 00:04:01,241 - I love it. Thank you. - Thanks. 80 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:06,798 - Grandpa, Christmas is expensive... - All right. 81 00:04:06,936 --> 00:04:09,663 ...with family gifts and secret Santa, 82 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:12,873 with most of my money tied up in black-market Labubus. 83 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:17,533 What would you say to giving me an advance of my inheritance? 84 00:04:17,671 --> 00:04:18,913 Mmm. 85 00:04:19,397 --> 00:04:20,398 No. 86 00:04:22,123 --> 00:04:25,265 - Go ask your mom. - I can't. She's poor. 87 00:04:27,474 --> 00:04:30,200 Okay, I'm taking her present back and giving her cash. 88 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,099 Riley too. 89 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:38,139 Um, listen. For this promposal for Carter, I wanna make sure that Lily says yes. 90 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,693 - Mm-hmm. - So how about this? 91 00:04:39,831 --> 00:04:42,834 We cast somebody else as Carter. 92 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:46,803 You know Usher, right? 93 00:04:47,942 --> 00:04:50,117 Okay, my mom should be here any minute. 94 00:04:51,463 --> 00:04:52,706 I'm actually kind of nervous. 95 00:04:52,844 --> 00:04:55,433 Don't worry, moms love me. 96 00:04:55,571 --> 00:04:57,193 Although, I am better with dads. 97 00:04:58,919 --> 00:05:01,059 Aw. Stitch isn't coming. 98 00:05:01,197 --> 00:05:02,198 What? 99 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:03,889 He's sick. 100 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:05,891 He also said if we see any photos of him at the Lakers game, 101 00:05:06,029 --> 00:05:07,548 they were definitely from last week. 102 00:05:08,031 --> 00:05:09,136 I should go. 103 00:05:09,274 --> 00:05:10,448 - No. - Yeah. 104 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:12,553 No, I already told my mom that Riley's coming. 105 00:05:12,691 --> 00:05:14,383 If she's not, it's gonna throw the whole dinner off. 106 00:05:14,521 --> 00:05:18,318 Okay, fine, but quick. One course, no apps, no dessert. 107 00:05:18,456 --> 00:05:19,836 Oh! They have a seafood tower. 108 00:05:21,182 --> 00:05:23,150 I'm sorry, ma'am. You gotta pay a corkage fee. 109 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:26,705 A corkage fee? This is a screw top. 110 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,330 And there's my mom. 111 00:05:33,885 --> 00:05:35,093 Cruises are great. 112 00:05:35,231 --> 00:05:37,578 Unlimited food, unlimited drinks, 113 00:05:37,716 --> 00:05:42,100 unlimited comedy magicians who aren't funny, but are very creepy. 114 00:05:42,238 --> 00:05:44,205 I only slept with one. 115 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:47,519 Okay. I'm your son. 116 00:05:47,657 --> 00:05:48,900 Oh. 117 00:05:49,038 --> 00:05:50,729 These salads are taking forever. 118 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:52,904 We ordered them, like, two minutes ago. 119 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:57,011 So Gabe tells me that you're a dancer. 120 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,944 I assume that means stripper. 121 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,739 Oh. 122 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:03,604 No, I'm trained in ballet and contemporary. 123 00:06:03,742 --> 00:06:08,022 I got started because my mom was a singer, and I liked dancing while she sang. 124 00:06:08,575 --> 00:06:09,886 Aw. 125 00:06:10,024 --> 00:06:11,301 My mom was a bitch. 126 00:06:13,338 --> 00:06:14,408 To Nana. 127 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:19,758 Being a single mom was tough. Riley, you know what I'm talking about. 128 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:21,829 Yeah, the divorce hasn't been easy. 129 00:06:22,899 --> 00:06:24,591 You know, I never liked Jimmy. 130 00:06:24,729 --> 00:06:28,146 Always bummed a cigarette, never had one to give. 131 00:06:28,284 --> 00:06:30,424 But you know who really didn't like him? 132 00:06:30,562 --> 00:06:32,012 This one. 133 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:35,291 Always talked about how you deserved better all the time. 134 00:06:37,638 --> 00:06:40,607 Um. So, has Gabe always been this into cars? 135 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,436 Any chance he'll grow out of it? 136 00:06:42,574 --> 00:06:46,682 Oh, honey, once Gabe loves something, it's forever. 137 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:50,582 He still won't let me throw away that Playboy with Pam Anderson. 138 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,343 You know what? No more wine for me. 139 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:56,933 Uh. A little bit more. 140 00:06:57,071 --> 00:07:00,420 You love that issue for the "articles." 141 00:07:03,146 --> 00:07:05,355 You know what? No more wine for me too. 142 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:09,877 Wow, Riley, so glad I got to be here while you two caught up. 143 00:07:10,015 --> 00:07:11,603 We just go way back, you know? 144 00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:13,156 - I was best friends with her brother... - Yeah. 145 00:07:13,294 --> 00:07:15,089 ...used to tease her, give her noogies, 146 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,816 steal her clothes when she was changing for the pool. 147 00:07:18,299 --> 00:07:21,130 You know what? No more wine for anybody. 148 00:07:21,682 --> 00:07:26,204 Her mom and I always thought that these two were gonna end up together. 149 00:07:26,342 --> 00:07:28,378 Gabe likes girls with a little more... 150 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:31,312 You know? 151 00:07:33,107 --> 00:07:34,246 Really? 152 00:07:37,318 --> 00:07:39,286 You know what? More wine for me. 153 00:07:44,015 --> 00:07:46,051 So did you know your mom wanted you to be with Riley? 154 00:07:46,189 --> 00:07:48,019 Is that why you invited Riley? 155 00:07:48,571 --> 00:07:51,919 I invited Riley to be like kind of a buffer, pump you up. 156 00:07:52,057 --> 00:07:56,061 I didn't know that I needed to be pumped up because I'm so unlikable. 157 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:58,650 Oh, boy. 158 00:07:58,788 --> 00:08:02,033 So glad I decided to split the ride to save eight bucks. 159 00:08:02,861 --> 00:08:05,450 If one of us had to get out of this car right now, who would you pick? 160 00:08:05,588 --> 00:08:07,901 Me. Into oncoming traffic. 161 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,179 Riley and I are just friends, right? 162 00:08:10,317 --> 00:08:13,665 Yeah, of course. Just friends, barely that. 163 00:08:13,803 --> 00:08:15,805 I don't even follow him on Instagram. 164 00:08:16,323 --> 00:08:17,393 You never followed me back? 165 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:18,808 Not the time. 166 00:08:20,016 --> 00:08:21,984 This is what I'm talking about. 167 00:08:22,122 --> 00:08:24,918 You have your little inside jokes. You like her. 168 00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:27,955 I have sensed it the entire time that we've been going out. 169 00:08:28,093 --> 00:08:29,612 Of course I like her. She's my friend. 170 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:32,166 - Okay, well, maybe she shouldn't be. - No, that's ridiculous. 171 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:35,135 I'm done talking about this, okay? I'm done thinking about this. 172 00:08:35,273 --> 00:08:36,895 Honestly, I'm done with you. 173 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:40,071 You're breaking up with me? Can we at least talk about this? 174 00:08:40,209 --> 00:08:41,728 There's nothing to talk about. 175 00:08:43,695 --> 00:08:44,765 Oh, boy. 176 00:08:47,181 --> 00:08:49,529 Ho-Ho-Hold the work. 177 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:55,155 Oh. Look who comes bearing gifts. Look at this. 178 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:56,501 - Is that-- - Oh, no. 179 00:08:56,639 --> 00:08:59,228 Oh, come on, crybaby. 180 00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:01,126 Tell me it's not a pink slip. 181 00:09:01,264 --> 00:09:04,578 I can't take any more bad news. Amelie broke up with me. 182 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:07,892 I'm just... I'm glad I have friends that care about me. 183 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,722 You happy with your bonus? 184 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:12,862 - Thank you, boss. - You bet. 185 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,244 Yeah, this is so generous of you. But you know what? 186 00:09:15,382 --> 00:09:18,558 I'ma take a picture and deposit it before you come to your senses. 187 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:24,391 Oh. Damn it, I just sent the bank a picture of my girlfriend's butt. 188 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,637 - Matt Parker. - Hey. Hey, Molly. 189 00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:30,673 - It's been too long. - Yeah. 190 00:09:31,432 --> 00:09:34,125 I'm so sorry that I wasn't at Diane's funeral. 191 00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:37,507 - She was a great lady. - Hey, I appreciate that. Thanks. 192 00:09:37,646 --> 00:09:41,719 And just because she's gone doesn't mean this is gonna happen, so... 193 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,103 Well, I appreciate that even more. 194 00:09:48,311 --> 00:09:51,936 All right, I'll let you continue stealing all the presents from Whoville. 195 00:09:53,316 --> 00:09:54,352 Good to see you. 196 00:09:55,664 --> 00:09:59,115 There's my favorite mother from another brother. 197 00:09:59,253 --> 00:10:02,532 Stitch, I can't believe you blew off dinner for the Lakers, 198 00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:04,707 and what's worse, you didn't invite me. 199 00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:09,609 But don't think that I forgot. 200 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,958 Uh. You shouldn't have. 201 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:17,651 Thank... Oh, Lord, this thing's staring me right in my soul. 202 00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:22,000 How's my baby holding up? 203 00:10:22,138 --> 00:10:23,553 Not great. 204 00:10:23,692 --> 00:10:26,418 Tried to apologize, but Amelie won't talk to me. 205 00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:27,834 There's a sign on her door that says, 206 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:30,699 "Deliveries go around back, Gabe, go to hell." 207 00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:36,636 I'm so sorry. She's a great girl. She'll come to her senses. 208 00:10:36,774 --> 00:10:41,537 Time heals all wounds, and if it doesn't, whiskey disinfects them. 209 00:10:44,885 --> 00:10:47,163 All right. Hand me the Willie Nelson ornament. 210 00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:49,303 What? This is Santa. 211 00:10:50,304 --> 00:10:51,478 Why is he holding a joint? 212 00:10:52,824 --> 00:10:54,861 That's his naughty-and-nice list. 213 00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,276 Oh. 214 00:10:56,414 --> 00:10:58,623 I've been confused about that for 20 years. 215 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,557 So this elf isn't Danny DeVito? 216 00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:08,322 Ah. My brokenhearted bro. - What's happening? 217 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,083 Bring it in. Here, right here. 218 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:12,085 Oh, I'm actually okay. 219 00:11:12,223 --> 00:11:13,776 No, no, it's all right. It's all right. 220 00:11:13,914 --> 00:11:16,227 I heard about you and Amelie. I can relate. 221 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,438 Actually, I can't. I'm in a healthy and committed relationship. 222 00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:24,131 But hang in there. It gets better. 223 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,857 Again, I wouldn't know. 224 00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:29,102 Can you let go now? 225 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,344 Oh. Yeah. 226 00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:32,312 The question is, 227 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,866 - can you? - Okay. 228 00:11:35,004 --> 00:11:36,247 - All right. - All right. 229 00:11:36,385 --> 00:11:38,042 - Have fun with Lily. - Sorry. Thanks, Mom. 230 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:40,147 - All right, see you guys. - All right. Love you. 231 00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:44,565 Seriously, how are you holding up? 232 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,120 I'm okay. Thanks for inviting me over. 233 00:11:47,258 --> 00:11:48,638 Oh. You kidding? 234 00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:50,882 Friends don't let friends be alone after a breakup. 235 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,401 That's how you end up with bangs. 236 00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:56,370 Why are relationships so hard? 237 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,926 I mean, look at you and me. It's just so easy. 238 00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:03,757 Yeah, 'cause we don't complicate it with feelings and sex 239 00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:06,035 and all that other crap. 240 00:12:06,173 --> 00:12:07,519 Exactly. 241 00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:10,902 Can you believe what my mom said about you and me ending up together? 242 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,110 That's crazy. 243 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:15,769 Right? 244 00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:19,739 Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, like you said, we're just friends, right? 245 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:21,810 Yeah. 246 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,778 - Ugh. Wait. - Oh, wait, hold on. Let me help you. 247 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:27,263 Thanks. Can you hand me another candy cane? 248 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:40,621 Christ! 249 00:12:41,899 --> 00:12:45,454 ♪ Is born in Bethlehem ♪ 250 00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:47,076 Mom, Amelie, what are you guys doing here? 251 00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:49,596 Uh. Not that there's any reason you shouldn't, we're just decorating. 252 00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:51,805 Oh. Forgot the tinsel in the basement. 253 00:12:51,943 --> 00:12:53,117 You don't have a basement. 254 00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:56,603 Thank you, Gabe. What a helpful reminder. 255 00:12:58,363 --> 00:13:02,298 I felt bad that I caused this mess, so I went and talked to Amelie. 256 00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,438 No, I-I freaked out last night. 257 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,924 I think I was jealous of how close you are, 258 00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:10,513 so when Molly said she thought that you'd wind up together, I lost it. 259 00:13:10,651 --> 00:13:12,446 That's on me. 260 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:16,002 I mean, you guys do have a special connection, 261 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:19,488 but if they were gonna do the old mattress mambo, 262 00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,593 they would have did it already. 263 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,390 Look, I'm-I'm sorry, babe. 264 00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:27,461 I know that I'm not perfect 265 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,844 and I know that I can act kind of crazy sometimes... 266 00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:33,398 ...but I miss you. 267 00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:38,093 Can we just get past this and be like how we were? 268 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,061 Of course. 269 00:13:44,547 --> 00:13:48,379 Yes! See what I did? Merry Christmas. 270 00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,553 I got you your girlfriend back. 271 00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:55,835 Now you can stop complaining about the Chewbacca I didn't buy you when you were eight. 272 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,768 Yay, it's a Christmas miracle. 273 00:13:58,907 --> 00:14:01,116 I'm gonna go dig a basement. 274 00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:07,708 Whoa. Standing all by himself in an alley dressed in camouflage. 275 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,159 Too bad it's not working. I can still see him. 276 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:13,680 Hey, Carter, I got your text. Is everything okay? 277 00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:15,371 I need to ask you something. 278 00:14:15,509 --> 00:14:17,408 Would you stop talking? 279 00:14:17,546 --> 00:14:20,583 Or you are going to miss what people are calling the greatest promposal of all time. 280 00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:21,757 I'm people. 281 00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:31,905 Whoa. This is crazy. 282 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,665 How did you ask a girl to winter prom? 283 00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:36,220 Oh, man, I had a sign-up sheet on my locker. 284 00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:38,187 I got six girls and one teacher. 285 00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:41,363 It was the '90s, Riley. 286 00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:43,123 So what do you think? 287 00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:45,091 I love it. The convertible looks great. 288 00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:47,714 Hey, Santa, you can't eat in the car! 289 00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:50,441 What is happening? 290 00:14:50,579 --> 00:14:52,132 Why is Santa here? 291 00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:54,203 I called in a few favors. 292 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,275 Unless you don't like 'em, then it's back to the North Pole... 293 00:14:58,138 --> 00:14:59,622 in the Sherman Oaks Galleria. 294 00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:16,122 ♪ Just hear those Sleigh bells jinglin' Ring-ting-a-tingling too ♪ 295 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:18,262 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling A-ding-dong-ding ♪ 296 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,299 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride Together with you ♪ 297 00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,439 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling A-ding-dong-ding ♪ 298 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:26,442 ♪ Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo!"♪ 299 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,617 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling A-ding-dong-ding ♪ 300 00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:31,861 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride Together with you ♪ 301 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,863 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling A-ding-dong-ding ♪ 302 00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:36,452 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling A-ding-dong-ding ♪ 303 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,145 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling A-ding-dong-ding ♪ 304 00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:41,492 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling A-ding-dong-ding ♪ 305 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:49,845 ♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy And comfy and cozy are we ♪ 306 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,951 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling A-ding-dong-ding ♪ 307 00:15:52,089 --> 00:15:54,988 ♪ We're snuggled up together Like two birds of a feather Would be ♪ 308 00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:56,679 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling A-ding-dong-ding ♪ 309 00:15:56,817 --> 00:16:00,476 ♪ Let's take the road before us And sing a chorus or two ♪ 310 00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:02,651 ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling A-ding-dong-ding ♪ 311 00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:05,792 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride Together with you ♪ 312 00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:07,449 Your boy! 313 00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,071 Ho ho ho! 314 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:14,076 Lily Martinez, seems you've been very good this year. 315 00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:16,596 But before Santa can put you on his nice list, 316 00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:18,667 Carter has one question for you. 317 00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:23,120 Lily, will you go to the winter prom with me? 318 00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:24,845 Yes! 319 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:31,749 Oh! My little boy's going to prom. 320 00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:35,028 I need a tissue. Uh. I got something in my eye. 321 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,135 - Thank you. - Yeah. 322 00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,311 Look how happy that kid is. 323 00:16:42,449 --> 00:16:44,141 He couldn't have done this without you. 324 00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:45,383 I love you. 325 00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:54,634 Hey, Eve, I want to thank you for what you did for Carter today. 326 00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:56,429 It was amazing, and he loved it. 327 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,087 Yeah. I wanted to tell you I like your jacket. 328 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:02,331 - Oh. - Or should I say I love it. 329 00:17:02,469 --> 00:17:05,714 - Okay, I wanna talk about that. - It's okay, we don't have to. 330 00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:07,750 Men get caught up in the moment and they say it. 331 00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:09,718 I've had men tell me they love me after sex 332 00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:11,547 or after the Dodgers won the World Series. 333 00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:13,101 Once, both at the same time. 334 00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:17,036 Okay. Sometimes you wanna make this an inner dialogue. 335 00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:19,176 Um. 336 00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:24,974 Sometimes I... I describe love like a color wheel in my design work, 337 00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:26,838 you know, there's all different shades of it. 338 00:17:26,976 --> 00:17:31,050 I love cars. I-I love my work, I love my family. 339 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:34,225 But this color is different. It's deeper, it's... 340 00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:37,711 It's not like I want to start a family or even meet your parents. 341 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,921 Oh. My parents would not like you. You are way too liberal. 342 00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:45,995 I've never met anyone like you. 343 00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:52,347 You're generous, kind, powerful, sometimes very funny. 344 00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:57,524 And you look good in sweatpants, where most people just look unemployed. 345 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:02,460 Wow. Well, you are unlike any man I have ever met. 346 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:08,121 You put up this gruff exterior, but you're loyal and caring 347 00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,123 and incredibly sweet. 348 00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:12,815 - Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. - So sweet. 349 00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,610 Don't worry, it'll be our little secret. 350 00:18:14,748 --> 00:18:16,474 What I'm saying is, um, 351 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,581 I don't wanna take back what I said. 352 00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:22,066 - Matt, I need to tell you something. - Let me just say it. 353 00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,206 I love you, Eve. 354 00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:28,693 I'm going to Korea for five months. 355 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:33,077 We start in Korea, then Europe. 356 00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:35,838 It's a K-pop tour with BTS and TXT. 357 00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:39,946 K-pop tour? They get their names from an eye chart? 358 00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:42,707 I'm sorry to spring it on you like this. I just found out this morning, 359 00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:45,917 and I was hoping to tell you when you were all giddy with your new meat thermometer. 360 00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:48,679 By the way, for Christmas, I got you a new meat thermometer. 361 00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:52,200 I'm happy for you, and I'm happy about a meat thermometer. 362 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:55,272 And I'll be back here and there, you know. 363 00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:57,101 And you can come visit me in Korea. 364 00:18:58,551 --> 00:18:59,552 Europe. 365 00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:02,589 FaceTime. 366 00:19:02,727 --> 00:19:04,936 Five months, we can deal with it. 367 00:19:05,074 --> 00:19:09,182 Yeah, that's the thing, it-it might turn into a longer tour. 368 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:13,117 Yeah, that's good for you 369 00:19:13,255 --> 00:19:15,084 'cause you-you've worked hard to do this kind of stuff. 370 00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:16,327 This is what you want to do. 371 00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:19,468 I feel like there's a "but" coming. 372 00:19:20,573 --> 00:19:25,888 You'd think I'd be used to losing a love, but I'm not. 373 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,650 I want what's best for you. 374 00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:33,758 And I also want what's best for me. 375 00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:38,522 So are you willing to try? 376 00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:43,285 I don't think I can. 377 00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:49,567 So... 378 00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:52,743 Are we done? 379 00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:56,367 Um... 380 00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:58,335 I think we are. 381 00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:25,845 For the record, Matt Parker... 382 00:20:28,779 --> 00:20:29,780 I love you too. 383 00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:44,760 You know what helps me when I'm down? 384 00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:46,279 Getting hammered. 385 00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:50,145 Here's some eggnog. 386 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,491 Thank you. 387 00:20:51,629 --> 00:20:53,321 You know what? 388 00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:56,082 I think a really beautiful, sweet Christmas movie will cheer me up. 389 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,394 Die Hard. 390 00:20:59,465 --> 00:21:00,604 Mom, nog me. 391 00:21:00,742 --> 00:21:02,295 Nog gonna happen. 392 00:21:04,401 --> 00:21:06,886 Cool, Die Hard. Yippee ki-yay-- 393 00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:09,440 Mother would prefer you didn't. 394 00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:13,272 I love you guys. 395 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,482 - Merry Christmas. - Love you. 396 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:17,828 - Love you. - Love you. 397 00:21:20,002 --> 00:21:21,659 - Can I have a sip now? - No.