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Hey, why don't we put
our little screens down
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and look at the big screen
as a family?
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Did you just text me, "Pass"?
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It's got two S's in it.
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Sorry, I need to take Lily
on an early Valentine's date.
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Hey, you know, I was thinking
of getting her something small.
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Can I borrow $1,100?
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How about we order in
and watch The Notebook?
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That movie
has everything.
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Ryan Gosling,
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Ryan Gosling in the rain,
Ryan Gosling without a shirt.
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Sure. And while we're doing it,
we could do each other's nails
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and I'll braid your hair.
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Oh, I'd stay for that.
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You know how expensive it is
to get other people
to do those things?
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- Hey.
- Hey, Andy.
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Got a quick question for you.
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What are your thoughts
about the movie The Notebook?
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Oh. Well, I was
really moved to grab the remote
and switch to football.
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All right, a change of plans.
You guys all take off,
he stays here.
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Let's go.
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It's open.
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Unless you're
Jehovah's Witness,
then, uh, hail Satan.
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Why do all the bad guys
always start with "hail"?
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No one ever says,
"Hail Mr. Rogers."
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Uh, Amelie wanted to borrow
our punch bowl
for your birthday party.
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Amelie's not here.
Sixers are on, down four,
20 seconds to go.
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It's cute how you think
us being quiet
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affects the concentration
of the players on TV.
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All I want for my birthday
is a Sixers win
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and a hug from your dad.
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Good luck. The only time
he ever hugged me was
when I was choking on a grape.
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He used to make me watch
Sixers games when we were kids.
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Oh, yeah. Your brother
and I loved Allen Iverson.
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He had such a cool nickname:
The Answer.
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Then Coach Jenkins
named me The Question.
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My nickname in high school
was The Pregnant.
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- Oh, my God. He made it.
They're down two.
- Let's go.
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- Three seconds. There's no way.
- No, Maxey stole the ball.
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- Shoot, shoot, shoot.
- Half-courter.
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- It's in! It's in! It's in!
- They won! They won!
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It's in! Oh, my God!
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Unbelievable.
What a moment.
-
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- Uh, sorry, that was...
- Incidental contact,
not a foul.
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Definitely not.
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I should go.
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Well, you live here,
so I should go.
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Uh, here's the punch bowl
for punch, or anything, really.
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Milk, horchata.
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Heck, go wild and put
spaghetti in it.
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Don't let the name stop you
from dreaming. Okay, bye.
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It was you, Gosling, all along.
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Man, you had me fooled.
That was kinda cute.
I like that a lot.
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- Hey, Grandpa.
- Oh, hey. How you doing?
Look at that.
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I think that's a...
It's a national
badminton championship.
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What's up?
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Matt Parker.
Strong, dependable.
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red meat. Dislikes:
how much time do you have?
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Is that my obituary?
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'Cause remember,
I want my ashes spread
over Jane Fonda's house.
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I wanna kill all those hippie
plants she's got out front.
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No. I made you a dating profile
on Trad Swipe.
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It's a site for people
with traditional values
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who aren't interested in the
uggos they go to church with.
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Uh, listen...
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...you have no right to go into
my private settings like that,
you know?
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Privacy is the last sacred
thing we have in the country.
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Isn't that right, China?
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Ever since you broke up
with Eve, all you do is work,
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come home, and complain
about how no one wants to work
anymore, then go to work again.
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Look, I'm not gonna
get on a dating site.
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Oh, I get it. You're scared.
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I'm not scared.
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The only thing that scares me
is parking at Trader Joe's.
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No, it's fine. I'll just change
your political affiliation
to "coward."
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Wow. Well, I'll change
your bedtime to right now.
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Quick question,
how do you spell...
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Let me see what you got.
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Look at that woman.
And she's really pretty.
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Boy, that woman
knows how to hold a trout.
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Check this out.
"Commie liberals, swipe down."
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And look at that, it won't
even let you swipe left.
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- I like it.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Riley. What you
getting Gabe for his birthday?
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An Iverson jersey...
...but it might
send the wrong message.
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Like, when you wanna send a pic
of your dog to a group chat,
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but you accidentally
send your right boob.
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Right boob, right message.
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Can you keep a secret?
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Yes. Ask Kevin over at Quiznos.
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He's cheating on his taxes,
his wife, and ironically,
with his accountant.
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Gabe and I
had a moment...
...watching the Sixers game.
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We, uh, almost kissed.
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So you feel like giving him the
jersey would be like saying,
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"Remember that time something
almost happened?"
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Well, you know I've always
had feelings for him,
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but now I'm with Andy,
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who's like Bridgerton meets
Prince Eric from The Little
Mermaid, and Gabe's got--
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- Hey, guys.
- Amelie!
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Gabe's girlfriend,
who he loves, and we love,
everybody loves.
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What should I get Gabe
for his birthday?
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I don't understand
his wish list.
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"Boba Fett."
Is that a smoothie?
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And where am I gonna
find a falcon?
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I got a falcon guy. Barry.
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Well, I don't want to just
pick something
off of a list, you know?
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I want to give him
something that says,
"I see you, I know you.
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I smell you."
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You are crazy.
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He's a lucky man.
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Um, I have a 76ers
jersey you could give Gabe.
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You don't wanna
give it to him?
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No, you should.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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You're such a good one.
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I can't believe I used to
see you as a threat.
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- Oh!
- Oh.
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- We almost kissed.
- Yes.
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Well, a good reminder
that can happen
by accident to anyone.
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Mmm.
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So, then, what do you do?
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I took an early retirement,
but I used to
work in an office.
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So do you do
a lot of online dating?
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No.
If I wanna be catfished,
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- I'd-I'd do it from a boat.
- Oh.
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- You fish?
- Oh, I tried it once.
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I just posted that pic
so I could land a catch.
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Looks like I reeled in
a big one.
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I'm not that much
of a catch, really.
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Although I do wear
the same size jeans
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- as I did in high school.
- Oh.
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- So, uh, do you
want to get a bottle?
- Yeah.
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How about tequila?
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- Obviously, I was joking.
- Oh.
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Unless you want tequila.
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I was thinking wine.
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As long as it's from
the land of the free
and the home of the brave.
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So no California wine
at this table.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I call it Commiefornia.
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Happy birthday, Gabe.
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It's whiskey.
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- What every guy
gets another guy.
- Mmm.
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- Come on in.
- All right.
145
00:08:06,969 --> 00:08:08,557
- How you doing?
- Uh, good.
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Why wouldn't I be good?
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- You should be good.
- I am good.
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Good. Drinks?
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Drinks. Yeah.
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Here you go. It's a red blend,
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which means it's from three
almost empty bottles
of red wine.
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Ooh.
Chaberlot, my favorite.
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I'm gonna give you
my gift now, Gabe.
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No way. Come on.
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Allen Iverson
is my favorite player.
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I went as him for Halloween,
head to toe.
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Not that part.
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In hindsight,
the cornrows were iffy.
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Hey, don't worry about it.
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I dressed up as a white man
for Halloween one year.
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I spent the whole night
failing upward.
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Amelie, this is amazing.
How did you know?
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I know you, babe.
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00:09:07,201 --> 00:09:10,032
Yay! Amelie, you nailed it.
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So you don't care for Ellen.
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What about music?
I like country.
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00:09:16,659 --> 00:09:18,730
I'm not
a big country fan,
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especially Russia and Canada.
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00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:24,840
- Yeah, country music
is not good.
- Yeah.
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00:09:24,978 --> 00:09:26,980
I'm glad Kenny Rogers is dead.
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Well, he was a pretty nice man.
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You're so right.
He was an angel,
and that's why he's in heaven.
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Listen,
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we don't have
to agree on everything, right?
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- We don't. I agree.
- Okay.
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This is what I mean. I mean,
I don't have to be right
about everything.
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I usually am,
but I don't have to be.
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- Um... ...do you read?
- Yeah. Mostly the classics.
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I'm listening
to Arnold Schwarzenegger
read Wuthering Heights.
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Interesting.
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"Heathcliff, do it.
Come over here now.
182
00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:05,121
Get to the chopper.
I'll be back. Do it, do it."
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00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:08,711
I don't know
what any of that meant.
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00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:12,750
Well, you know what,
you're wonderful.
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00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:14,441
But any relationship
is like the Middle East.
186
00:10:14,579 --> 00:10:16,892
Without a little conflict,
there's nothing to talk about.
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00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:20,861
Shoot, I'm sorry.
188
00:10:20,999 --> 00:10:22,967
- I thought I found my prince.
- Mmm.
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00:10:23,105 --> 00:10:27,661
A real one this time,
not the Nigerian one
I gave half my retirement to.
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00:10:29,801 --> 00:10:32,459
Well, I'm sure
Mr. Right is out there.
I can feel it for you.
191
00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:34,737
Aw. You are sweet.
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00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:37,947
So, just to be clear,
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is sex off the table?
194
00:10:40,191 --> 00:10:41,433
Ooh.
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00:10:41,571 --> 00:10:44,678
Or maybe it's on the table.
I'm very agreeable.
196
00:10:47,577 --> 00:10:50,373
Oh, crap. It's time
for the babysitter to go.
197
00:10:50,511 --> 00:10:53,066
If she stays after 10:00, she
starts going through my meds.
198
00:10:53,204 --> 00:10:55,862
Oh, it's fine. I'll, uh... I'll
stay and help Stitch clean up.
199
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,864
All right.
200
00:10:58,002 --> 00:11:00,521
You ain't gonna stay
and help Stitch do nothing
'cause I'm not staying.
201
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,178
What? No, stay.
202
00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:04,215
Otherwise,
it's just me and Gabe.
203
00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:05,975
Okay, let me think.
204
00:11:06,113 --> 00:11:09,185
Clean up puke or help these
lovely ladies get back
at their father,
205
00:11:09,323 --> 00:11:11,222
who didn't show them
enough love.
206
00:11:12,602 --> 00:11:13,880
Girl, bye.
207
00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:19,506
Amelie is out.
208
00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:22,785
I had to pry the Grubhub app
out of her sleepy hands.
209
00:11:23,648 --> 00:11:25,132
- Everyone left?
- Uh, yeah.
210
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:29,378
Andy had to run. So just
me left to take out the trash.
211
00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:33,209
I don't know why I did that.
212
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,177
Andy is great, by the way.
213
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:39,043
With his perfect blue eyes,
wild as the ocean,
214
00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:42,632
gently whispering,
"Everything's gonna be okay."
215
00:11:43,185 --> 00:11:46,153
Yeah.
Well, so is Amelie.
216
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:49,432
She's beautiful and smells like
she gets to shower every day
217
00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:50,779
'cause she has no kids.
218
00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:55,162
Yeah, look at this jersey.
It's like the perfect gift.
219
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:59,270
Favorite team, favorite player,
shows off my guns.
220
00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:04,206
Yep, it was, uh,
super thoughtful.
221
00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:06,933
The fact that she knew
to get this for me...
222
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,900
She's one of a kind.
223
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,972
I bought it for you.
224
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,181
What?
225
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:17,771
I gave it to Amelie 'cause she
didn't know what to get you.
226
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,187
But you did.
227
00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:22,949
I've just known you longer.
228
00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:26,538
You know me better.
229
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:32,130
- Riley, I...
- Gabe, what are we doing?
230
00:12:32,268 --> 00:12:33,960
This is crazy.
This can't happen.
231
00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:37,066
You're right, yeah.
We can't do this.
232
00:12:37,204 --> 00:12:39,551
- We're both in relationships.
- Exactly.
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00:12:42,002 --> 00:12:44,833
Babe,
I need another bucket.
234
00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:48,319
You should go.
235
00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:50,148
And Fatburger.
236
00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:55,015
What can I get you?
237
00:12:55,153 --> 00:12:59,226
Uh... A Whiskey, single,
just like me.
238
00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:03,023
Hi, I'm here
to pick up a to-go order.
239
00:13:03,161 --> 00:13:04,404
Okay, let me check on that.
240
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:08,891
Eve? Hey, you're
supposed to be in Korea.
241
00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:10,755
Matt Parker.
242
00:13:10,893 --> 00:13:12,999
Is it possible
you got grumpier?
243
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,345
What are you doing here?
244
00:13:14,483 --> 00:13:15,864
Well, I was hungry,
245
00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:17,900
so I came to this place
where they make food.
246
00:13:18,038 --> 00:13:19,350
It's called a restaurant.
247
00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:22,284
You know, I forgot
how frustrating it is
talking to you.
248
00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:24,596
It's like putting a Google
search into a calculator.
249
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:28,911
Okay, clarify--
what are you doing here in LA?
250
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:33,674
The Korean part of my tour
is over, so I am here in LA
on a one-night layover,
251
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,333
and then I'm flying to Spain
tomorrow for the European
leg of the tour.
252
00:13:37,471 --> 00:13:39,819
My blood type is O-negative,
and my shoe size is ten.
253
00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:41,821
Any other questions, prosecutor?
254
00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:45,548
Why didn't you tell me
that you were in town?
255
00:13:46,929 --> 00:13:51,209
Well, to be honest, I wasn't
quite ready to see you.
256
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:55,075
But guess the universe
has other ideas.
257
00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:57,595
Does the universe only talk
to white women?
258
00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,631
I hate when people
say stuff like that.
259
00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:05,568
Sometimes when people hate
something, it's 'cause they're
secretly attracted to it.
260
00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:07,570
This isn't one of those times.
261
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,641
You're a terrible liar.
262
00:14:11,781 --> 00:14:13,611
Did Mr. Universe tell you that?
263
00:14:15,475 --> 00:14:17,028
- See, you're smiling.
- No.
264
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,616
No, you're happy to see me.
265
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,101
Or you just forgot
where you're at.
266
00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:28,246
All right, Mookie,
here's the deal.
267
00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:34,218
You want a Raptor power,
you want Ferrari speed,
268
00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:36,772
but you want two extra
sippy cups in your minivan.
269
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,948
Yeah, I'm looking for something
that says, "I'm a dad of two,
270
00:14:40,086 --> 00:14:42,226
but a World Series champion
of four."
271
00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:49,095
A hot rod with a dad bod.
272
00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,166
I like the challenge.
I'm up to this.
273
00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:53,651
Yeah, we said the same thing
in the World Series.
274
00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:56,171
- Sorry, Canada.
- Yeah, baby.
275
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,138
Yeah.
276
00:14:58,587 --> 00:15:00,313
Yeah, Canada sucks, eh?
277
00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:04,179
- He's still not
working on my car.
- No, no.
278
00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:08,045
Everybody else around here
is very professional
and very discreet.
279
00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:10,806
OMG, Mookie Betts is back?
280
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,188
Um, can I get a picture?
I love you.
281
00:15:13,326 --> 00:15:15,155
- Sure. Bring it on in, guys.
- Okay.
282
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:17,433
Can you take it, please?
283
00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:26,580
Hey, Gabe, don't worry,
we're gonna take a picture
with you when Mookie leaves.
284
00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:28,858
All right.
285
00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:30,377
All right.
286
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,310
I'll get the plans to you
and give you a call.
287
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:34,209
- Come back
and take a look at it.
- Yes, sir. Thanks, Matt.
288
00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:36,073
- You bet, buddy.
- Gabe, you know what?
Just for you, my man.
289
00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:38,420
Oh, my God. This is awesome.
Thank you so much.
290
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,318
- What?
- All right. Thanks, guys.
291
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:41,941
See you, man.
292
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,116
Wait a second.
293
00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:46,531
That was his phone.
294
00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:50,501
Hey, how'd
your date go last night?
295
00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:54,022
Did you guys become, uh,
Fox and Friendswith benefits?
296
00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:57,473
I'll tell you how his
date went. He ran into Eve.
297
00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:01,995
So, how cute is it
you ran into Eve last night?
298
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:04,549
She's annoying.
299
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,039
And so pretty,
which is also annoying.
300
00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:13,938
Ooh, you missed her.
301
00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:16,458
Eve's like the McRib.
She's back.
302
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:19,702
It doesn't matter.
303
00:16:20,151 --> 00:16:22,050
She leaves tonight
for Barcelona.
304
00:16:22,188 --> 00:16:23,913
"Th-orry, Barth-elona."
305
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,434
So, go to the airport
and stop her.
306
00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:31,887
You can't run through TSA.
This isn't an '80s rom-com.
307
00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:35,960
Then go with her.
Don't you see this is destiny?
308
00:16:36,098 --> 00:16:37,789
You lost her once,
don't do it again.
309
00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:39,999
I can't leave here.
I got a life. I got a business.
310
00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:43,381
I got an annoying daughter
I don't trust with my house.
311
00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:47,972
Dad, don't overthink this.
Go to Spain with her.
312
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:50,768
If you miss this opportunity,
you might not get it again.
313
00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:52,183
It's now or never.
314
00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:54,910
Choose love. Riley's right.
315
00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:56,774
You gotta take a chance.
316
00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:05,196
Have you two ever watched
The Notebook?
317
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:14,619
Hey.
318
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:17,657
Hey. What are you doing here?
319
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:21,730
Remember how we told my dad
he had to take a chance
for love?
320
00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:24,836
I decided to take that advice.
So...
321
00:17:24,974 --> 00:17:26,528
I broke up with Andy.
322
00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:29,220
What? Why?
323
00:17:29,358 --> 00:17:30,670
Those eyes.
324
00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:36,227
I thought we should finally
give us a chance. Ta-da.
325
00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:39,403
Oh.
326
00:17:42,509 --> 00:17:43,545
Riley,
327
00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:45,512
I have always
been crazy about you.
328
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:49,896
But we talked about this.
We agreed this couldn't happen.
329
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:51,484
But what if it should?
330
00:17:51,622 --> 00:17:53,244
We're with other people now.
331
00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:55,350
Well, you are.
332
00:17:56,765 --> 00:17:59,250
I'm going home
and going on Trad Swipe.
333
00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:03,530
We missed each other so many
times. Maybe this is a sign.
334
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:07,155
Oh, my God,
I feel so stupid.
335
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:09,088
Riley, no. No, please.
336
00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:12,953
No, no, no,
it's all good, buddy.
Pal. Buddy, old pal.
337
00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:15,301
We will
laugh about this someday.
338
00:18:15,439 --> 00:18:19,339
Maybe at your wedding,
or my funeral,
which I wish was right now.
339
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,725
Sorry, ma'am.
This is over the limit.
I'm gonna have to take it.
340
00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:29,073
Oh, no, I stole that
from the Four Seasons.
341
00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:32,628
Oh, don't take that shampoo.
We might need that.
342
00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:36,977
- Matt Parker?
- Eve Drake.
343
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,841
Wait, are you actually here
344
00:18:38,979 --> 00:18:41,879
or are you just a figment
of my sleep gummy?
345
00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:46,159
I was hoping to surprise you
on the airplane.
346
00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:48,920
So, if this plan works,
it's my idea.
347
00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:51,233
If it doesn't work,
it was Riley's idea.
348
00:18:51,785 --> 00:18:55,099
You're coming to Spain?
I didn't even think
you had a passport.
349
00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:57,688
You know they can track you
with those things.
350
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:01,554
They can still track me.
I have the Fauci ouchie.
351
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,799
I can't believe you're here.
352
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:10,010
After last night, I realized
how much I want you
back in my life.
353
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,186
Not so much
your opinions on wind farming
and how it's ruining America,
354
00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:15,154
but, like, everything else.
355
00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:20,642
Well, I had this speech
prepared to tell you
how I wanted you in my life.
356
00:19:21,401 --> 00:19:23,852
Now you've ruined it,
which is so you.
357
00:19:28,339 --> 00:19:31,515
That's also so you.
358
00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:34,103
You sure you want to do this?
359
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,036
I don't want to overthink it.
360
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,937
I'm leaving my shop
in the hands of a disabled man
and Stitch.
361
00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:43,699
I missed you.
362
00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:44,976
I missed you too.
363
00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:50,016
Barcelona's gonna be
so romantic.
364
00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:52,329
Sangria, paella,
365
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:55,263
- state-sponsored nap time.
- Whoo!
366
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:58,680
Hey, why don't we
just head to Detroit?
Look, it's February.
367
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,785
You got this.
368
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,759
The jerk behind me keeps
kicking me in the seat there.
369
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:11,589
He's seven.
370
00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:14,903
If he's old enough to kick,
he's old enough
to get his ass kicked.
371
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:17,526
Okay, I just want to
say one thing.
372
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:19,252
We know, we love you too.
373
00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:21,254
That's not
what I was gonna say.
374
00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:23,739
I don't want you
to touch the remotes,
leave the thermostat alone,
375
00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:26,017
and don't touch that elk jerky
on the counter.
376
00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:27,640
That was a gift from me to me.
377
00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:31,540
Adios, Dorito.
378
00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:38,927
So, who's ready
for quality mama time?
379
00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:46,659
So glad I had kids.
380
00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:48,592
Way better than a diploma.
381
00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:54,322
Andy? Are you here
for breakup sex?
382
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,978
It's a bad idea, but fine.
383
00:20:57,325 --> 00:21:01,812
No. I mean, obviously,
I'm open to sex,
breakup or otherwise.
384
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,022
Look, you're making a mistake.
385
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,541
What?
386
00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:09,302
We're good together.
We make each other happy.
387
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,097
I did it.
I broke up with Amelie.
388
00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:15,274
- What's he doing here?
- What's he doing here?
389
00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:17,828
Uh...