1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:04,588 Gunshot wound to the left side. Seems to have missed the heart 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:05,672 but shredded the lung. 3 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,674 BP dropping. He's hypoxic. He's 70. 4 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,843 He must have nicked a vessel. Gotta find the bleeder. 5 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:12,804 Prep for a thoracotomy. On my count. Three, two, one. 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,515 - Order two units of O-neg. - Scalpel? 7 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,269 A career in medicine can take you down many different paths. 8 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,188 Spreader? 9 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,899 If you're lucky, you end up where you're supposed to be. 10 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,817 Found it. Clamp. 11 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,487 Clamping. 12 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:32,824 BP rising. Great save, J.D. 13 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,202 Great. Let's get him to the OR, guys. 14 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:37,663 No. 15 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:42,751 - Stop it. Stop. - Dorian! Dorian! 16 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,002 - Stop it. - Dorian! 17 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:48,549 - You guys are crazy. Stop it. No. - Dorian! Dorian! Dorian! 18 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:49,758 - Dr. Dorian? - Yeah? 19 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:52,052 - Will you sign my tattoo? - Sure. 20 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,054 That was a good hair day. 21 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,848 {\an8}- Dorian! Dorian! - Great job, man. 22 00:00:57,391 --> 00:01:01,645 - Glad you're feeling better. - Dorian! Dorian! Dorian! Whoo! 23 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,898 ♪ I've had the time of my life ♪ 24 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:05,983 Dr. Dorian? 25 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,653 Dr. Dorian? Do I need stitches? 26 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,031 Sure, being a concierge doctor isn't nonstop excitement, 27 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:14,575 but I have more time to see my kids. 28 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,953 No, Frank. For cuts this small, we just use a little dab of glue. 29 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,247 Fantastic job keeping your food journal, Lisa. 30 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:24,126 I just didn't expect to see the word "smash burger" on every page. 31 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,963 It's really been a full four hours? We gotta get that thing down, Reggie. 32 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,966 And making house calls for the upper crust sure pays well. 33 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,593 I'm more concerned with how it's leaning. 34 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,886 Yep, this was my life now. 35 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:38,932 That's why it felt so weird to be back at Sacred Heart. 36 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,810 I live an hour away, but one of my patients collapsed 37 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:46,064 at her grandson's soccer tournament nearby and got admitted. So here I am. 38 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,402 Okay, listen up, people. Listen up. 39 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,362 That means you, neck brace. 40 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,781 Some things never change. 41 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:57,200 This hospital is code black, which means we are at capacity. 42 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,412 So, unless you got a baby's head peeking out from between your legs, 43 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,539 do not ask me how much longer. 44 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,207 How much longer, mamacita? 45 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,625 I'll mess you up. 46 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,879 Oh, my God. Bambi. 47 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,630 What the hell? 48 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,716 Does Turk know you're here? 49 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,134 He has no idea. 50 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:18,805 J.D. is here. 51 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,561 - Turk! - J.D.! 52 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,648 Coming in hot! 53 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,650 Ready to receive! 54 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,362 - Oh. - Eagle! 55 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,655 Yeehaw-- 56 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,198 - Oh, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - My back. 57 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,532 - No, no, it's your sciatica. - Get off. 58 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:40,118 - Engage your core, C-Bear. - Oh, God. No. Oh, I'm going down. 59 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,954 - Pull up, pull up. - I'm going down! 60 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,668 I think it might be time to retire Eagle. 61 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:50,170 She's right, J.D. It's time. Call it. 62 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,338 Okay. 63 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:52,464 Time of death... 64 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,801 You know, I actually can't see that without my glasses. 65 00:02:57,052 --> 00:03:00,681 ♪ I can't do this all on my own ♪ 66 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:04,184 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 67 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,980 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 68 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,277 {\an8}So, now that you're in town, should we go out to dinner? 69 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,071 {\an8}Yes. Do you guys have a place you usually go? 70 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:19,241 {\an8}Buddy, we haven't been out to dinner since the Disney princesses were white. 71 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,992 {\an8}Besides, baby, 72 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,536 {\an8}I could really use some man time. 73 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,746 {\an8}Turk was surrounded by female energy. 74 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,164 {\an8}He had four daughters, 75 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,582 {\an8}- Izzy, Ellie, Sophia and Nora. - Bye, Dad. 76 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,667 {\an8}Love you. 77 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,293 {\an8}Izzy, Beetle, take care of Ella Bella. 78 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,712 {\an8}Daddy, why don't I have a nickname? 79 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,631 {\an8}Oh. You do, sweetness. 80 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:37,217 {\an8}- You're The Accident. - Turk! 81 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,053 {\an8}- Fine. Have your guys' night out. - Yes! 82 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,888 {\an8}- I'll see you later? - See you later, guys. 83 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,390 {\an8}- All right, give me some. - Ow! 84 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,767 {\an8}Nostalgia washed over me. 85 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:49,938 {\an8}The smell of the bleached floors, the blinding fluorescent lights, 86 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:53,150 {\an8}the closet where Elliot and I hid from our very first code. 87 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,985 {\an8}That's where our love story began. 88 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,028 {\an8}Do me right here. 89 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,114 {\an8}- Okay. - See? 90 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,992 {\an8}- Oh. Holy crap. J.D. - Ow! 91 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,326 {\an8}Good God, you're like a blonde ninja. 92 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,536 {\an8}What the frick? Why are you here? 93 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,413 {\an8}Oh, by the way, our marriage didn't make it. 94 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,248 {\an8}I have a patient. I'll be gone soon, I promise. 95 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,875 {\an8}Your promises mean just about as much as... 96 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,884 {\an8}We agreed in couples' counseling 97 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,052 {\an8}that in order to have a healthy post-divorce life, 98 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:22,596 {\an8}we need to respect each other's space. 99 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:23,805 {\an8}I hate couples' counseling. 100 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,307 {\an8}Could you please be mindful of your tone 101 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,184 {\an8}to avoid negative patterns from our marriage? 102 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,810 {\an8}I love couples' counseling. 103 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,896 {\an8}Look, J.D., I've really been working on myself, okay? 104 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,940 {\an8}I've been lighting a candle for every resentment I had about our marriage 105 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,234 {\an8}and floating them across the pond at Winston Park. 106 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,195 {\an8}I'm in a good place. I don't wanna backslide. 107 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,780 {\an8}I can't just light all those candles again. 108 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,908 {\an8}It was really cold, and I got a ticket for scaring the ducks. 109 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,661 There's my gal. 110 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,955 Oh, goodness, Jonathan. 111 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,374 They got teenagers working here. 112 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,210 Those are just interns, Mrs. Brooks. 113 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:57,422 Okay, your labs look fine. I think you're just dehydrated. 114 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:58,507 Who admitted you? 115 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:02,260 - I did. - Oh. Uh, can I ask why? No judgment. 116 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:03,345 None taken. 117 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,347 I admitted her because I'm a good doctor. 118 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:08,016 Oh. "Dr. Park," is it? 119 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,143 When doctors fight in front of a patient, 120 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:11,937 they always try to make it sound friendly. 121 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:15,232 These labs are normal for a woman of her age. 122 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:19,444 If it helps, I could explain to you what all these fancy numbers mean. 123 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,321 It's so nice to meet... 124 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,281 An incredibly stupid person. 125 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,492 Her abdominal pain suggests ischemic bowel. 126 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:28,495 No, all she needs is hydration and emollient laxatives. 127 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:33,166 And there he was, the chief of medicine, my mentor. 128 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,086 At least he couldn't call me newbie anymore. 129 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:39,172 - What can I do for you there, oldie? - Damn it. 130 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:43,301 Perry, Dr. Park here needs to know that my medical expertise is on par with his. 131 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:46,513 Well, now, Dr. Park graduated top of his class at Stanford, 132 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,558 whereas your current claim to fame is handing out erections 133 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,601 like tiny hot dogs at a bar mitzvah. 134 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,145 Well, run a blood gas on her and see who's right. 135 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,022 This is the person? 136 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,941 Yes, this is J.D. 137 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,651 Dr. Park is teaching me Korean. 138 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,777 Did I hear my name in there? 139 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,320 No. Walk with me. 140 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,781 I, uh, heard about the divorce. Sorry about that. 141 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,869 Also... [inhales deeply] ...thankful I, uh, won five dollars off of Mickhead. 142 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,495 I took the under. 143 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:14,833 Actually, it is good to see you. I miss the days when you were an intern. 144 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,126 Aw. You don't have to say that. 145 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:19,296 I knew it. He's about to ask you to play golf at his fancy private club. 146 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,506 Damn it. Why did you only learn the mini kind? 147 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,508 Get a load of this motley crew. 148 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:29,764 No, no, no. Sorry. 149 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,726 I am not sure how to teach these kids. 150 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,520 I can't work them crazy hours or even abuse them anymore. 151 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,230 - And that's a bad thing? - Yeah, exactly. 152 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,648 I wasn't sure if you would get that. 153 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:42,861 I am now supposed to watch every word that comes out of my mouth 154 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:46,323 because apparently they are all fragile little Christmas ornaments. 155 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,699 Case in point. 156 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,534 TikTok-tock. 157 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,202 Oh. [chuckles] Hey, Dr. Cox. 158 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:54,456 Tomorrow, I am going to perform a central line placement, 159 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:58,209 and it would just be fabulous if you could come in early and observe. 160 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:01,588 I'm good. I just watched one on YouTube, like, two days ago. It slapped. 161 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,049 Do you know Dr. Randy? He's my favorite creator. 162 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,259 He breaks down procedures while doing bedtime ASMR. 163 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,761 It'll give you really graphic dreams. 164 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,512 I'll send it to you. You're gonna die. 165 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:13,350 I will die if you send it to me, 'cause then I'll just have to murder you. 166 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,976 And with all these witnesses, 167 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:18,730 I think it's pretty safe to assume they'll give me the chair. 168 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:24,778 Dr. Cox, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and... bring it down. 169 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:28,365 Work-life balance is a core principle of our wellness program. 170 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,450 Now, if you can't embrace that, 171 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,787 then you'll have to join me at my sensitivity training workshop. 172 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:37,624 - Don't I get three strikes? - You have 900 strikes. 173 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:41,086 Woman is like the damn feelings police. 174 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,838 Feelings police? 175 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,676 Ugh. Go change your shirt. You look chubby in that. 176 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,803 ♪ Feelings police ♪ 177 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,931 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 178 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,101 - You know he's insecure about his body. - Thank you. 179 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,395 He's just not ready to show you his vulnerability yet. 180 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,479 Wow. 181 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,523 You're really in touch with male feelings. 182 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,483 How do you think I became a feelings cop? 183 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,235 What the hell? 184 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,031 I could help so many people. 185 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:16,413 - Hey. - Good morning, sir. 186 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,833 Dr. ChapStick is flirting with you? 187 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,292 I don't know. I'm never sure. 188 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:24,087 Last Thursday, he did tell me that he thought I had a cute burp. 189 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,171 Turk, thoughts? 190 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,382 Yeah, he totally wants to get on that flat ass. 191 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,759 Score. I had planned to accidentally burp 192 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,554 near him again today, but then J.D. threw me off my game. 193 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,597 Oh, stop worrying about J.D. Here. 194 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,643 Chug half of that and go launch a cute burp into that man's face. 195 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,145 Okay. 196 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:44,899 Hey, guys. 197 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,860 Frick. I cannot believe I wasted that on you. 198 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:48,987 - I actually missed those. - Ooh. 199 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,905 Hey, by the way, if you can get out of here early, 200 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,324 we can hit the happy hour that has those awesome free wings. 201 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,660 Dashana, can you go see if there's an open OR? 202 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:59,789 You know, our diabetic guy, Mr. Kiefer? Let's move his toe amputation up to now. 203 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,001 On it, Dr. Turk. [chuckles] I'll tell the patient there's a free wing issue. 204 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,670 - Don't do that. Don't do that. - Don't mention the wings, please. No, no. 205 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,674 Just one more test, and if the results are what I think they are, 206 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,676 I should be able to get you out of here today. All right? 207 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,011 Oh, thank goodness. 208 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,097 Oldie, can you babysit these for a minute, please? 209 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,432 I need to go count to ten. 210 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:21,561 This one asked if he could shut his eyes while I place a central line. 211 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,314 Admittedly, I do still get a little woozy around some procedures. 212 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,774 - All procedures. - All procedures. 213 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:26,858 Oh. 214 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,569 Okay, well, let's start by introducing yourself. 215 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,488 - This is Mrs. Brooks. - I'm Dr. Green. 216 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,448 I believe kindness is the best medicine. 217 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,283 Actually, medicine is the best medicine. 218 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,285 You're gonna get an arterial blood gas on Mrs. Brooks. 219 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,370 - He's gonna do it? - I'm gonna puke if I do it. 220 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,873 - I don't want him puking on me. - If he pukes, I'll puke. 221 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,292 No one is puking, okay? You got this. 222 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,383 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 223 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,636 Oh, my God, this is humiliating. 224 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,262 Captain Bedside, face that way. 225 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,389 Yeah, I think that's probably for the best. 226 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:01,267 And don't be overconfident. Finding the radial artery can be tricky. 227 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,560 I'm in. 228 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,479 Nice job, Blake. You made that look handsome-- 229 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,356 Easy. Easy does it. 230 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:11,778 I got to admit. I miss teaching. That's what this place is all about. 231 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,404 - Dr. Turk? - Hmm? 232 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,157 - Maybe I-I could close? - No, just watch. 233 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,242 Okay. 234 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,494 Damn, I wish this guy would just die all at once 235 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,454 instead of in tiny little pieces. 236 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,709 I don't know how much more I can take of this, 237 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,503 but I'm not gonna let him crush my spirit. 238 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,755 We can't let Dr. Bummer break us. 239 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,633 See, this is what I really miss. The hot goss. 240 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,218 Who's Dr. Bummer? 241 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,762 I don't know. Some other guy. Definitely not your best friend. 242 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,514 - Turk's not a bummer. - He is the worst. 243 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,598 There's no way. 244 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,852 And if he's ever in a bad mood, all you gotta do is go, "What's up?" 245 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,979 And he'll die laughing. I swear. Try it. 246 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,105 What's up? 247 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,565 Go practice. 248 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,526 Carla, do you know Turk's interns call him Dr. Bummer? 249 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:55,405 Well, I mean, I'm sure you know how dark Turk's been at work lately. 250 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,408 - Just nod like you do. - And he refuses to talk about it. 251 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,034 Y'all talking about Dr. Turk? 252 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,620 If so, prayers up. 253 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,122 Even Hooch knows? 254 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,169 - Is Hooch still crazy? - He's gotten worse. 255 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,628 - Doctor. Here you go. - Thanks. 256 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,964 Just what I wanted to see. 257 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,302 Hey, C-Bear, I was right about my patient. 258 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,555 Wanna come watch me rub it in Dr. Cox's face like the good old days? 259 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,764 You know I do. 260 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,975 Hey, but you know what? You should chew a big wad of gum. 261 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,643 You always look tough when you chew gum. 262 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:29,397 I do look tough when I chew gum. I hope they have berry blast. 263 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,609 Excuse me, Doctor? 264 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,695 My wife's outside in the car throwing up. 265 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:39,199 - It might just be the stomach flu, but-- - Sir, you're gonna have to go to the ER. 266 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,328 I-If we go to the ER, we're going to be crushed with bills. 267 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,372 I think we'll just wait in the car in case it gets worse, 268 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,209 but could you just take a quick look at her? 269 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,127 Look, man. 270 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,963 You can't order health care from your car, okay? 271 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,256 It's a hospital, not a Wendy's. 272 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,841 Sorry. 273 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,885 You didn't have to be so harsh. 274 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,637 If you want to go help him, help him. 275 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,513 You're gonna get fired, but I think we'll all live. 276 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,391 - Let's go, Kim. - It's Sam. 277 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,937 - A word, Perry. - Yeah, a word, Perry. 278 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,648 So, it turns out when Mrs. Brooks's blood got... 279 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,066 I can't understand a word you're saying. 280 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,859 I know, this hubba has too much bubba. I can't control it. 281 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,402 The berry's blasting all over my mouth. 282 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,029 Give it to me. Go ahead. 283 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,115 Mrs. Brooks's blood gas came back. She's not acidotic. 284 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,283 Dr. Park, you were wrong. 285 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,868 Your boy botched it. 286 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,913 Well, my boy here needs the burn unit because he's on fire. 287 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,206 You both owe me an apology. 288 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,832 I'd rather self-circumcise. 289 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,543 - Oh. - Gum me. 290 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,879 You two idiots are perfect for each other. 291 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,590 He's not wrong, by the way. Our marriage would've lasted. 292 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,342 - Yeah, it would've. - Let's get wings. 293 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,636 You look so tough right now. 294 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:46,140 That went so well with Dr. Cox, I decided to press my luck. 295 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,851 What's been going on with you, man? I'm hearing you're in a rough place. 296 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,936 Nah, it's nothing. 297 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,688 Your interns call you Dr. Bummer. 298 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,439 I really don't want to talk about it right now. 299 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,817 I just want to go out and blow off some steam. 300 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,319 Actually, Turk, just hold on one second. 301 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,445 Oh, boy. 302 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,197 Come on, man. What is up? 303 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,409 I'm burnt out, okay? 304 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,369 My patient today is a perfect example. 305 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,538 Once he heals, he's gonna ignore my advice 306 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,581 and go right back to drinking and eating garbage. 307 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,961 And I'll keep removing body parts until he eventually dies on my table. 308 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,171 And his family will ask me, "Why couldn't you do more?" 309 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:21,009 Back in the day when you were here, we could at least get up on the roof, 310 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,804 and we could laugh the day off with a couple of beers, but we can't... 311 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,808 Can't do that anymore, can we? 312 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,521 There's no joy. None. 313 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,858 Why haven't you told me this? I could have been there for you. 314 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,153 I don't think you could relate to what I'm going through anyway. I mean... 315 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,573 You write scripts in the suburbs. 316 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,577 I don't feel like going out anymore. I'm gonna go home. 317 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,245 Turk. 318 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,873 What's up? 319 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:53,791 Not tonight, J.D. 320 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,462 - Ooh. You okay? - No. 321 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,963 Good. 322 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,631 Did you at least discharge my patient? 323 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:03,134 Dr. Cox wants me to keep her for another night. 324 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,969 Toodles. 325 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,096 Are you kidding me? 326 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,976 I was doing my best angry walk 327 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,771 because after Turk told me he was going home last night, 328 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,397 I heard he went out with someone else. 329 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,566 What the hell, man? You went out with The Todd? 330 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,735 I knew with you, it'd be therapy. I didn't wanna go deep. 331 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,529 The Todd really likes to go deep. 332 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,198 With consent five. 333 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:31,120 Hey, Carla, if you were planning on having sex with Turk tonight, don't. 334 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,205 He doesn't deserve it. 335 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:36,334 She's not. Their sex night's Thursday. Stop telling everyone what to do. 336 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,627 - Elliot. - What? I didn't even mention 337 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,378 that you do it in the minivan 'cause of the kids. 338 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,546 Oh, God. 339 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,423 I'm sorry. I've just been a little bit tense 340 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,593 because someone decided to keep J.D.'s patient here a little bit longer. 341 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,887 Why is J.D. being here so very hard on you? 342 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,181 Aren't you the one who ended the marriage? 343 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,766 Where did you hear that? 344 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,518 - Who can say? - Carla? 345 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,270 Barbie, Carla and I have been sharing secrets 346 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:59,565 since before you and your sorority sisters were in Panama City 347 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,901 flashing the cameras for Girls Gone Wild. 348 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,528 I was told they would be pixelated. 349 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,404 Elliot is in a lot of pain, okay? 350 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,948 - Okay? - Ah, yes. 351 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,324 In the history of relationships, 352 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,285 it has always been hardest on the one who ends it. 353 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,582 - I'm not being a jerk, am I? - Oh, sweetie. 354 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,877 It's gonna be fine. 355 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,593 The second I saw Dr. Cox, I turned my angry walk right back on. 356 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,221 Why is Mrs. Brooks still here? 357 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,515 Why do you have the physique of a menopausal lesbian? 358 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,142 Whoa. Too mean. 359 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,393 Not now, oldie. 360 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,687 This is frustrating. 361 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,774 You gave me the impression that you were able to place a central line 362 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,862 since you learned from your... Dr. Randy, was it? 363 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,697 Yeah, but he was really chill, 364 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,699 and you're giving mean, football coach vibes. 365 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:53,494 Ms. Tosh-- You'll notice I'm not saying Dr. Tosh-- 366 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,579 Dr. Cox. 367 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,082 Oh. 368 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,792 Thank you. 369 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:05,089 You know... [clicks tongue] ...it used to be see one, do one, teach one. 370 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,384 Alas, now it is see one, see one, see one, see one, 371 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:12,930 see one more, call your therapist, talk about how it felt to see one, 372 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:16,017 decide that seeing one is just too triggering. 373 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,103 You take a Xanax to calm down and Adderall to lock in 374 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:23,608 and finally focus enough to be able to write about the whole ordeal 375 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,901 in your dream journal. 376 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,070 Of course, if your dream is to be a mediocre doctor, 377 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,363 mission accomplished. 378 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,115 And by all means, hang on to the scrubs. 379 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,743 Maybe use them for Halloween... 380 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,871 ...'cause you're damn sure not gonna be using them around here much longer. 381 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,372 Okay. I'll see you Saturday. 382 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,498 Worth it. 383 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,335 ♪ Feelings police ♪ 384 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,086 - What? - Oh. It's this little song 385 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,756 - I hear in my head whenever I see you. - Oh. I love it. 386 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,758 ♪ Feeling silly ♪ 387 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,967 You got it. 388 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,929 Hey, you can do this. 389 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,473 Guide that finder needle into the jugular. 390 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,557 And she's gonna nick that artery. 391 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,143 No, she's not. She's not nicking anything. You got this, Sam. 392 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,732 Is it on my face? 393 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:05,816 No. 394 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,194 No, no, no. 395 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,863 Why don't you go take a couple, okay? 396 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,990 Five. Ten. Fifteen. Whatever you need. 397 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,493 Keep going. 398 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,161 And she did it. 399 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:19,830 - Oh, my God! - Wow, I was like... 400 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,208 And only one person wasn't psyched for her. 401 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,376 Hey, Blake. 402 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,836 Just a little advice. 403 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,506 You can't keep alienating everyone, okay? 404 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,967 This job is really rough. You're gonna need people. 405 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,804 Well, I'm not a kid like them. So, don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 406 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,890 Not if nobody has your back. Trust me. 407 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:39,934 Gotta go. 408 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,356 That's why I kept your patient here. 409 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:47,900 I'm sorry. What? 410 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,193 To keep you here. 411 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,448 You needed a reminder of how very good you are at what you do. 412 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,410 Getting her through that procedure, 413 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,747 that inspiring nonsense you just said to that gorgeous young man, 414 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:02,873 I can't do that. 415 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,918 I want you to come back. 416 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,671 Are you messing with me? 417 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,755 No. 418 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,050 Come back. Make a difference. 419 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,803 At least give it some thought. 420 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,057 Dr. Dorian. 421 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,935 Could I talk to you? 422 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,481 I'm about to go into surgery. What the hell are you guys doing? 423 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,150 All right, Dashana, tell him what you told me. 424 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,901 Well, Dr. Turk, uh... 425 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:34,363 The reason I chose this hospital was because of you, okay? 426 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,657 All I kept hearing was how great Dr. Turk is. 427 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,369 You're, like, the only other Black surgeon in this place, okay? 428 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:44,749 The rest of them just got, like, some Coldplay on loop in the OR 429 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,293 and say stuff like, "Wow, you're so articulate." 430 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,588 I guess I just thought you'd be my guy. 431 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,423 Great job. 432 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,009 Now we leave so he can feel horrible about himself. 433 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,385 No, Dashana, you stay. 434 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,429 You're gonna close. Are you good with that? 435 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,432 Yeah, sure. Yeah, no problem. 436 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,857 Oh, and Dashana? 437 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,735 This brother likes Coldplay too. 438 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,499 I had no idea what to do about Dr. Cox's job offer, 439 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,084 so I decided to sleep on it. 440 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:32,421 Sometimes when you feel a little lost, the world gives you a sign. 441 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,299 It's just not always a good one. 442 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,593 What's the status? 443 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,429 She was found unresponsive in her car. Heart attack. 444 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,765 We're trying, but she's gone. 445 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,687 Why couldn't you have helped us? 446 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,776 I had seen these moments too many times. 447 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,278 He just said it was a stomach ache. I... 448 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,906 You can't get through them on your own. 449 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,788 This wasn't your fault. 450 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,290 It could have happened to any one of us. 451 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,168 It would have taken me one minute to just walk out there and check on her, 452 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,045 and now she's dead because I didn't walk outside. 453 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,381 I should have done something. 454 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:23,222 ♪ Home, home Where I wanted to go ♪ 455 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,307 And like that, I knew what my decision was. 456 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,810 Hey. 457 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,272 What are you still doing here? I thought you'd be long gone by now. 458 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,648 I'll take the job. 459 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,234 Oh, I'm quite glad. 460 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,738 Perry, working alongside you will be one of the great honors of my life. 461 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,281 I should have been clearer. 462 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:45,369 You're not going to be working with me. You're going to be me. 463 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,830 You're the new chief of medicine. 464 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,666 What? [chuckling] No. 465 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,334 I can't be you. 466 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,504 You're right. Just be you. 467 00:20:56,088 --> 00:21:00,009 This particular world has passed me by. 468 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,596 You are the only one I trust to do better and try harder. 469 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,640 - Perry, I really don't think I-- - J.D., 470 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:11,270 those interns need somebody to do for them what I did for you. 471 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,397 Okay? 472 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,610 Dr. Park really wanted this job, 473 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:21,655 and his hatred for you is going to burn quite hot, 474 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,616 and that thought... 475 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,536 will keep me warm at night. 476 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,958 I have never been a boss. 477 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,045 I've never even run a lemonade stand. 478 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:40,925 But one thing's for sure, I can't do this all on my own. 479 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,559 {\an8}You know, I read in The New York Times 480 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,103 {\an8}that there's such a male loneliness epidemic, 481 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:56,941 {\an8}that some guys are actually calling their friends at night to say good night. 482 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,193 {\an8}That's crazy. 483 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,319 {\an8}I know. 484 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,781 {\an8}- Do you think it would be cool if-- - Not a shot in the dark. 485 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,407 {\an8}- Yeah, I don't wanna do it either. - Yeah. 486 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:08,869 {\an8}Maybe once a week. 487 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,413 {\an8}Wednesday it is.