1 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,335 We have Mr. Incognito, 2 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,213 Mr. Fancy Pants. 3 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:29,923 Who could possibly win? 4 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,426 When Margo was little, she played with dolls 5 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,720 - and practiced her make-believe… - I'll destroy you. 6 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,805 - …with a vengeance. - That's what you think, punk. 7 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,640 You're a dead man. 8 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,642 Try me, loser. 9 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:42,936 Die! 10 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,189 Kill and crush! 11 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:49,109 An only child needs to develop a complex inner world, 12 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,612 and this one could pretend just about anything. 13 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:54,698 …and they're still down, and they're fighting. 14 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,826 Eventually, her imagination became her playmate. 15 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:02,122 Entire alien worlds bloomed inside her head. 16 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,333 Lives she never lived. 17 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,710 Impossible possibilities. 18 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,128 Sometimes she wondered if this was a curse. 19 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:15,302 Was her father's carny lifestyle and career as a fabulist in her blood? 20 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:24,353 Or was she just trying to avoid reality by rewriting it? 21 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:39,785 The beginning of a story, when you start to read it, is like a first date. 22 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:43,247 You hope that from the opening lines, the magic will happen, 23 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:46,667 and that you will sink into the narrative like a hot bath, 24 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,877 giving yourself over entirely. 25 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,757 That's what you want, for the author to come right up to you 26 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,467 in the dark of your twisted mind 27 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,387 and kiss you on the throat. 28 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:02,975 Ms. Millet. 29 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,228 Can you hold back a second? 30 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,524 Did I write it? 31 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,276 Of course I wrote it. 32 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,111 I do not plagiarize. 33 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:15,946 I wrote that. 34 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,447 Okay, then, my… 35 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:21,201 my second question is why are you here? 36 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,415 This paper is excellent. 37 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,293 Why are you at Fullerton College? You can go anywhere. 38 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,420 Yeah, right. Like Harvard? 39 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,380 Yes, like Harvard. 40 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,550 I don't think they let you in there for writing a good English paper. 41 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,052 That is exactly why they let you in. 42 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,477 I'm meeting him for coffee. 43 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,229 I'm sorry, what? 44 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:50,439 - Why? - Well… 45 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,025 Margo, if a professor asks a student to get coffee, 46 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,693 it's because he wants to fuck her. 47 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:56,361 They've actually done studies. 48 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,947 - He's married. - Oh, gee, then. 49 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:01,742 I want to get coffee with him, okay? 50 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,118 Why? Is he cute? 51 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,704 He thinks my writing is brilliant. 52 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:09,374 - And he meant it. - Okay. Do you not see the irony here? 53 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,044 He wows you with, "The characters in books are not real. 54 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:15,047 It's why the reader falls for them," and now here you are falling for him, 55 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,255 who's equally unreal. 56 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,051 In fact just the title "professor" makes him mysteriously nonhuman 57 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:21,678 - in your eyes. - Can you for once not analyze me? 58 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,306 I don't need to analyze you. I know you. 59 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,642 And you're probably a character in a book for him too. 60 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,894 One with sticky pages. 61 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,312 Don't be gross. 62 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,605 I'm being your mother. 63 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,357 Do I need to call your mother? 64 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,068 I'm not gonna sleep with the guy, okay? 65 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,154 I'm not. 66 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,199 It's possible that I might be a leg man. 67 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:47,746 I always thought I was a forearm man because of this little nook 68 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,332 between the bicep and the forearm, but… 69 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,043 my Lord, this leg. 70 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,421 Oh, my mother has the best legs in the history of the planet. 71 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,800 I used to think that I wanted to grow up to be them. 72 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,553 - Her legs? - And then I thought, no, 73 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,097 I wanna be her sheer black pantyhose. 74 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,307 She works at Bloomingdale's. 75 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:12,813 I think maybe I was imprinted like a baby duck to her stockings. 76 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,440 I mean, can you imagine wanting to grow up to be hose? 77 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,818 Good that you reset your aspirations. 78 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,489 You remember when you first wanted to become a writer? 79 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,116 Ever since I was little. 80 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,494 Probably because of my father. 81 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:29,246 He used to read to me when I was a baby. 82 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,330 Really? 83 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:34,710 - What does he think of your writing? - He's never read me. 84 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:39,131 I was raised by a single mom, so he would pop in and out, but… 85 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,135 …it's not like I can really claim to know him. 86 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:46,138 Well, I think you should send him one of your pieces. 87 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,932 I think he would be quite proud to know you. 88 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:53,020 So, I wrote you a poem. 89 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,480 "The Hungry Ghost." 90 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,484 "In the dark, we turn to one another. 91 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,070 Like deformed doves, 92 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:04,114 confused that we have bodies. 93 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,325 I feel nothing. 94 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,619 Keep touching me. 95 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,454 I feel nothing. 96 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:13,248 I'm a hungry ghost." 97 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:19,922 Isn't it amazing? 98 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,425 - It's creepy. - It's beautiful. 99 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,303 Maybe your blood sugar is low. 100 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,597 Go to the store right now and buy some OJ 101 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,599 - and Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips. - I'm fine. 102 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:31,892 I don't want orange meal. 103 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,978 Honestly, Margo, I think you should get away from this douche. 104 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,897 Get him to write a recommendation for you. 105 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,273 Either that or you report him. 106 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,276 Maybe he can shoehorn you into NYU. 107 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,153 We have real professors here, by the way, 108 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,614 who are more into teaching than getting into their students' pants. 109 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,199 Fuck off! 110 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,452 Hello? Did you just throw me? 111 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,496 Margo, pick up that phone. 112 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,414 Stay away from him. 113 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:56,875 Margo, stay away from him. 114 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,394 Thank you for coming. 115 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,358 No. Not here. 116 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,819 This is a sacred place. 117 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:28,198 That is actually why I had you meet me here today. 118 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:36,748 - So? - So, this place is obviously 119 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,709 an important part of me. 120 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,715 As are you. As is God. 121 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:50,179 I'd like to incorporate God more into the equation of us. 122 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:56,018 - Okay. - It's great that you're with us 123 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,186 on Sundays. 124 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,439 I want you to be among us. 125 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:08,864 Okay. 126 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:10,616 The choir? 127 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,035 You agreed to be in the choir? 128 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:16,038 Well, it would be less painful than being on some committee. 129 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,790 - Is it a cult, this church? - No. 130 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:24,046 Kenny wants me to be among the Episcopalians. 131 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,299 How's school? 132 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:30,302 Any upticks in your intelligence? 133 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:31,386 Some. 134 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,890 - Hold on. - Mom! 135 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,142 You can't just do this to somebody. 136 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:40,062 I only do this to you. You have such beautiful eyes, 137 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:43,190 and I'm tired of being the only one who thinks so. 138 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,901 - What are you studying? - Well, 139 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,070 my lit class. 140 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,490 I have this amazing professor. 141 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,618 Which, I mean, who knew, at Fullerton College, right? 142 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,371 He thinks that I could have a real future as a writer. 143 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,832 Could you imagine? Me as a real writer? 144 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,126 Yes, I can imagine that. 145 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:04,962 Tell me about him. 146 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:06,880 Who? 147 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:09,383 Your professor. 148 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,138 Well, he's great. 149 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:20,477 There's this contagion in the way that he teaches. 150 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,147 He has a way of really making you feel the books. 151 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:26,441 Feel the characters. 152 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,279 Tell me more. 153 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:34,992 That's it. There's nothing really more to tell. 154 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:37,035 That isn't true, is it? 155 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,833 Oh, my God. 156 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,346 Shut the fuck up! 157 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,223 - Who's that? - It's one of my roommates. 158 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,225 - Roommates? - Yeah, I told you I had roommates. 159 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:02,853 - You didn't say they would be home. - Well, seems one of them is. 160 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,314 Here, let's go over there. It's a stress-bearing wall. 161 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:11,069 Wait. My pants. 162 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,283 He is tender and thoughtful and sweet. 163 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,660 And he writes beautiful emails. 164 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,537 - Let me read you one. - Margo, 165 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:24,208 he's a 30-something-year-old professor schtupping a student. 166 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,919 Do not be falling in love with him. 167 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:29,046 I'm not gonna fall in love with him. 168 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,632 But he's making you fall in love with you some. 169 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,800 And that's the oldest trick in the book. 170 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,011 You're too smart for this. 171 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,153 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 172 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,493 Oh, my God. 173 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:02,579 Sorry. 174 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,707 It's how I… 175 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,209 …how I exercise. 176 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,461 - To that? To him? - Yeah. 177 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:12,673 I love wrestling, and he's my favorite. 178 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,425 Isn't he retired? 179 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,386 You follow wrestling? 180 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,264 No. 181 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,015 Well, yeah. 182 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,017 He has the most amazing bellow. 183 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,185 It's like Tarzan. 184 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:28,438 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 185 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:43,078 Happy birthday to you 186 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,372 So this bitch Becca, 187 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,790 she's probably just jealous, you know? 188 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,542 Friends can get envious that way. 189 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,919 And what exactly would she have to be envious of? 190 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:54,298 Well, she's stuck in the Big Apple studying at a major university, 191 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,801 while you get to be here in Fullerton, working a night shift. 192 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,137 - With you. - Exactly. With me. 193 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,433 - Are you still nauseous? - It's just a… 194 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,186 I don't know, a bad taco I think. It's fine. 195 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,859 - Dude, that is not cool. - I'm so sorry. 196 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,570 You've been nauseous for three days, dude. 197 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,572 You think maybe you should take a test? 198 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,617 - What do you mean a test? - I mean a test. 199 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,494 The kind you can't study for at Fullerton College. 200 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,038 Oh, my fuck. 201 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,458 Holy shit. 202 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,546 Okay. 203 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,257 Okay. 204 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,760 Well, 205 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:25,472 I want to be there to support you in any way possible. 206 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:27,933 Yeah, like, 207 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,853 I would start by calling Planned Parenthood, 208 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:33,564 but I don't know if a private doctor does it or if it's nicer. 209 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,941 I don't want you to have to go to some cheap clinic. 210 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,199 - What? - Sounds like you've made my decision. 211 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,995 - Excuse me? - That I should have an abortion. 212 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,079 What? 213 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:54,585 I would never make such a decision for you. 214 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,128 That is your decision to make. 215 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,089 I mean, ours. Together. 216 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:02,050 But, a woman's body, your body, your right. 217 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,137 I totally respect that. 218 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,972 Of course. Obviously. 219 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,436 - Are you Catholic? - No. 220 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,523 But terminating a life… 221 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,235 that's something to think about. 222 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:24,865 As is aborting your future, Margo. Your promise. 223 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,452 Ever had one of these before? 224 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,536 No. 225 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,331 Well, when the fetus is this size, 226 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,041 we can't see well enough through the belly, 227 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,793 so we have to take a peek internally. 228 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,379 You're gonna stick that in me? 229 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:41,965 Well, the gel is heated, so it shouldn't be too bad. 230 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,717 How could it not be bad? 231 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,053 I'm about to be fucked by a robot. 232 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:51,308 - Sorry, that just came out. - I've heard worse. 233 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,392 Are we ready? 234 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,395 "Are we ready?" Yeah. 235 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,064 Yeah, I guess we're ready. 236 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,482 Make yourself comfortable. 237 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,611 Here we go. 238 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,458 What's that? 239 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,710 That's the heartbeat. 240 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,261 - It is? - I would say, 241 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,471 based on these measurements, 242 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:32,474 that you're about nine to ten weeks. 243 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,018 - What? - I should've asked. 244 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,854 Do you want a copy of the photo? 245 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,273 Yeah. 246 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,743 Do we know what we want to do about the pregnancy? 247 00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:16,685 I like your nails. 248 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,230 Thanks. 249 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:24,985 Ten weeks. 250 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,362 Do you want to see the picture? 251 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,072 No. 252 00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,204 You wanna keep it, don't you? 253 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,625 I don't know. 254 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,806 You keep this baby, you're taking care of it. 255 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,100 - It would be your child. - I know. 256 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,980 Goddamn it. You were in college. 257 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:03,774 You were gonna be somebody. 258 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,776 - Who was I gonna be? - You know what I mean. 259 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,655 You were gonna have a career, and you were gonna, like, do things. 260 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:12,115 - What things? - Whatever you wanted! 261 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,243 Oh, my God. 262 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,494 My God. 263 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:19,915 - How do I tell Kenny? - Kenny? 264 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:21,791 He's religious! 265 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,337 He'll either be shocked that you're having an abortion, 266 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,631 or that you got knocked up in the first place. 267 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,050 I don't really care what Kenny thinks. 268 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:35,097 Well, you need to, because he could end up your stepdad. 269 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,475 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 270 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,020 I'm sorry. 271 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:48,235 You know me well enough when I get scared. 272 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:52,698 God, when I got pregnant with you, I was terrified. 273 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,866 You kept me. 274 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,827 A one-night stand from a guy who picked you up at Hooters. 275 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,161 I mean, what would possess you? 276 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:03,959 I thought he was the one. 277 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,879 - Your dad. - You didn't even know his name. 278 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,673 I guess, I'm gonna have to tell Dad, by the way, 279 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,133 if I decide to keep it. 280 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,220 Promised that I'd keep him in the loop on the big stuff. 281 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:17,639 Yeah, when was the last time you talked to him? 282 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,018 Not in a while. 283 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,978 Closer to never than recently. 284 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:30,027 How did you break the news when you were pregnant? 285 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:45,792 One night, he and a few of his friends came into the restaurant and… 286 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,378 Drunk off their asses… 287 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:53,300 and after my shift, he took me back to his hotel room, 288 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,885 and, you know, I told him. 289 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:05,270 He seemed really happy. 290 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:07,147 It was weird. 291 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:11,693 Like, he couldn't stop smiling and he was rubbing my tummy. 292 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,655 And then he told me he was married, 293 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:19,451 and that kinda broke my heart. 294 00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:23,163 And I was crying, 295 00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,832 and he said, 296 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:31,088 "I'm really glad that I met you." 297 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:35,384 And I realized I was… 298 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,304 I was really glad that I met him too. 299 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,265 You know, he'd come into town, we'd get together, 300 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,685 and he'd sometimes bring you a toy, rock you on his knee, 301 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:47,729 and… you know, and hoist you around some. 302 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,149 Hoist me around some and… 303 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,736 Oh, yeah. My friends thought I was the biggest dumbass on earth, 304 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:55,863 but I… 305 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,823 I loved him. 306 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,827 You chose to keep me. 307 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,331 I did. 308 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:13,964 Do you believe things happen for a reason? 309 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,092 I don't know. 310 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:18,969 I think you want to wreck your life. 311 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,096 I ruined your life. 312 00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:27,477 You ruined my life so pretty. 313 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:40,824 Are you in love with him? 314 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:42,784 Your professor? 315 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,286 I'm not in love with him. 316 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,625 And I don't want him. 317 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,005 But for whatever reason… 318 00:20:58,217 --> 00:20:59,635 …I want this baby. 319 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,725 I want it more than I've ever wanted anything. 320 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,783 It's very important that you not judge her. 321 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,536 Why would we do that? We're not judgy people. 322 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:27,496 I'm just saying. She's gonna need our support. 323 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:30,499 I'm not gonna feign support for a decision I don't approve of. 324 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,835 She's a student. Supposedly a feminist. 325 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,461 I mean, what message is she sending? 326 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:38,423 Hey. Sup? 327 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:42,803 We were planning your baby shower. 328 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,179 We were? 329 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:45,931 I really don't want a baby shower. 330 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,058 Whether you want one or not, you're gonna need stuff, 331 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,853 - and that's the best way to get it. - Hey, may I ask, 332 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,605 is he going to be part of the picture? 333 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,733 - Evidently not. - What do you mean evidently? 334 00:21:57,526 --> 00:22:00,487 He's gone a bit silent after I told him I'm having it. 335 00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:03,657 He's gone stone-cold silent? 336 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:05,951 He sent me another poem. 337 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:38,627 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 338 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:33,265 I'm not a serious person. 339 00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:35,809 What kind of person are you? 340 00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:40,022 A cheesy one. 341 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:41,815 Can I ask you something? 342 00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,986 Why do you always write in the third person? 343 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:51,074 I think that it makes me have more sympathy for the character. 344 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,327 My character. 345 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,954 Makes it easier for me to like myself. 346 00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:59,750 You're the most singular woman I've ever met. 347 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,800 - Hey. - Hey. 348 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,802 You all right? 349 00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:12,763 You been kind of quiet. 350 00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:16,308 I get triggered by long stretches of silences. 351 00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:17,684 How did I let this happen? 352 00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,145 Becca made a comment that 353 00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:24,525 it's not about me falling in love with him, as it is 354 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:27,152 him making me fall in love with myself. 355 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:29,988 I think that's what he did. 356 00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:32,574 He made me feel important. 357 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,286 What am I gonna do? 358 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:40,040 Can't even get a deep breath. It causes this stabbing pain. 359 00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:45,671 What I do is, I just pretend that stuff is make-believe. 360 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:49,466 It's why I watch wrestling, you know, instead of other sports, 361 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:52,761 'cause it's all scripted. It's pre-thought-out. 362 00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:54,721 I feel safe watching it. 363 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:57,808 This is definitely not pre-thought-out, 364 00:25:58,600 --> 00:25:59,643 and I don't feel safe. 365 00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:01,603 Maybe try your father again. 366 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,816 Dads are always good at making their daughters feel important. 367 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:08,026 I've texted him a gazillion times. 368 00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:10,988 Maybe your mom? 369 00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:16,034 Could try the Goodwill. They might have a used UPPAbaby. 370 00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:17,953 They won't have anything there but crap. 371 00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:20,122 Brown floral fabric and cheap plastic. 372 00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:23,083 You want him to grow up and spit from truck windows 373 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,002 and laugh at racist jokes? 374 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,295 Come on. I get a discount. 375 00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:29,047 God, look at this stuff. 376 00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:32,676 How can they be so expensive? 377 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:34,928 Twelve hundred dollars. 378 00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:36,722 - Yeah. - That's more than I paid for my car. 379 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:39,850 Well, it's, you know, of higher quality, so… 380 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,021 It's just all so beautiful. 381 00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:45,814 It really is. 382 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,322 What are you doing? 383 00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:56,992 This is the world that my baby deserves. 384 00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:00,204 The one I won't come close to being able to afford. 385 00:27:00,287 --> 00:27:03,457 Get up off the floor. 386 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:04,833 This is so wrong. 387 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:07,169 You are making a scene. 388 00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:09,713 Get yourself back up off the floor, young lady. 389 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:15,469 There are no victims in Bloomingdale's. 390 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:26,647 Fine. 391 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,488 I'm buying you this one. 392 00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:36,240 Let's go. 393 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:43,413 Oh, God. 394 00:27:44,081 --> 00:27:45,082 Mom! 395 00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:59,346 …in. It will not hold me. Give in. 396 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:01,056 Here, let me try. Let me try. 397 00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:05,185 My God. 398 00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:13,151 Thanks, Mom. Even with the discount. 399 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:15,320 I don't care. 400 00:28:15,404 --> 00:28:18,782 No grandchild of mine is riding in a boring-ass stroller. 401 00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:22,953 What? 402 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:28,959 Do not tell me… 403 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:32,171 Yeah. That's him. 404 00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:35,799 Mom, listen to me. 405 00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:37,843 I'm gonna go talk to him. 406 00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:40,929 You're gonna take the stroller to the car. 407 00:28:41,013 --> 00:28:43,891 Let me just smash his face in. I can be quick about it. 408 00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:45,726 You're gonna mind your own business. 409 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:48,187 - I don't do that. - I fucking swear. 410 00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:50,689 Just take the stroller to the car. 411 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:54,318 I will deal. 412 00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:13,253 Professor. 413 00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:17,090 Margo Millet, I took your lit class. You probably don't remember. 414 00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:19,134 Do you remember? 415 00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:21,512 I do. 416 00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:24,515 - This is my wife… - Hi. 417 00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:25,599 …Sarah. 418 00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:27,726 - Daughter, Hailey. - Hi. 419 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,228 My son, Max. 420 00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:31,021 Hello. 421 00:29:31,522 --> 00:29:32,689 Well, I'm sorry to intrude, 422 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:36,527 but there's no time like the present to take exception, right? 423 00:29:38,737 --> 00:29:41,615 She was very disappointed by her final grade. 424 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:44,409 She felt you treated her unfairly. 425 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:46,662 Honey, 426 00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:48,747 - do you wanna just go inside for a sec? - Yeah. 427 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,123 - Sure thing. - I'll be right there. 428 00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:52,292 - Come on, guys. - I'll be right there, bud. Okay? 429 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:53,627 Daddy will be back. 430 00:29:57,548 --> 00:29:58,632 Did you follow me here? 431 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:01,385 - Are you stalking me? - Stalking you? 432 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,178 I was shopping here. 433 00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:05,514 Not like I can really afford to. 434 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:08,600 - It's nice to see that you can. - Look, Margo, 435 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,937 - I don't know what this is about, okay? - Look at me, Mark. 436 00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,898 - Take a guess. - I endeavored to be responsible here, 437 00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:17,150 and the most responsible thing that I could've possibly done, 438 00:30:17,234 --> 00:30:19,820 which I did do, was to discourage you from having this baby. 439 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,905 Do you want me in this baby's life? 440 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:23,365 Is that what this encounter is about? 441 00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:25,075 If it even is my child. 442 00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:27,286 Excuse me? 443 00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:38,505 What do you want from me, Margo? 444 00:30:40,549 --> 00:30:41,842 You know what, Mark? 445 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:44,261 Nothing. 446 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:48,599 I want absolutely nothing. 447 00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:56,064 He actually questioned whether the baby was his. 448 00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:01,778 He checked you out. 449 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:03,071 As you walked by, 450 00:31:03,155 --> 00:31:07,534 the father of my child took a beat to check out my mother. 451 00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:13,916 I told you to stay out of it. 452 00:31:13,999 --> 00:31:15,667 I did stay out of it. 453 00:31:15,751 --> 00:31:17,419 I didn't even look at you. 454 00:31:17,503 --> 00:31:20,297 - I just walked to the car. - No. Yeah, you walked right by us. 455 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:23,091 Okay, clearly you are looking for a fight, I suspect at him, 456 00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:25,219 and he's not here, so I'll do! 457 00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:28,388 Yeah, I'm angry at him and you. 458 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:33,227 Because maybe this was a stupid decision, and maybe you were right. 459 00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:37,856 But this is my decision, and I'm having this baby. 460 00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:39,107 Your grandson. 461 00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:42,903 And for you to not show an inch of joy. 462 00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:46,573 How dare you not celebrate it? 463 00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:49,201 Because I don't! 464 00:31:49,284 --> 00:31:51,036 Will I love him? Of course. 465 00:31:51,119 --> 00:31:54,331 Just as I love you. From the day you were born. 466 00:31:55,916 --> 00:32:00,838 But no, I don't celebrate this tragedy for one second. 467 00:32:01,547 --> 00:32:02,756 Your life as you know it… 468 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,967 No, check that… 469 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:09,304 as you never got to know, is over. 470 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:12,099 So, no, I don't rejoice in that. 471 00:32:16,854 --> 00:32:19,690 Life breaks people. 472 00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:26,029 Nobody tells you that, and you won't read that 473 00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:28,699 in those What to Expect When You're Expecting books. 474 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:29,950 But this will break you. 475 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:33,537 I'm not broken. 476 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:34,830 I… 477 00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:37,124 Can you just get out of the car for two seconds? 478 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:40,127 - You want me to get out of the car? - Yes, because I need to scream, 479 00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:41,670 and it's not good for the baby. 480 00:32:42,171 --> 00:32:44,548 And it'll reduce my stress, but might not his. 481 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,800 So, please get out. 482 00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:48,218 It'll just take a second. 483 00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:06,653 - She's not doing it right. - Ma'am. 484 00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:10,741 Would you just give her the epidural? 485 00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:13,785 - Please. - God's sake. Give it to me then. 486 00:33:15,037 --> 00:33:16,872 - Push. Push. - You're almost there. 487 00:33:16,955 --> 00:33:18,498 One more giant push. 488 00:33:18,582 --> 00:33:19,791 Come on. 489 00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:22,544 Push! 490 00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:46,443 Is he okay? 491 00:33:46,527 --> 00:33:47,861 Is he okay? 492 00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:50,489 - He's perfect. - He's so beautiful. 493 00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:54,117 Mom, can you believe it? 494 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:56,036 I did it. 495 00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:57,454 You did it, noodle. 496 00:33:58,121 --> 00:33:59,873 Yes. 497 00:33:59,957 --> 00:34:01,792 - My baby. - You've done it.