1 00:01:34,449 --> 00:01:36,159 Congratulations! 2 00:01:36,242 --> 00:01:38,453 Your penis is a Tentacruel 3 00:01:38,536 --> 00:01:42,290 with bulging pink glans and glittering mushroom blue veins. 4 00:01:42,874 --> 00:01:44,125 Your penis is filled with a… 5 00:01:44,209 --> 00:01:45,710 quiet menace. 6 00:01:50,465 --> 00:01:56,137 Your Bulbasaur's special move is Ooze Attack, extremely potent pre-cum. 7 00:01:56,221 --> 00:01:57,472 Watch out for… 8 00:01:57,555 --> 00:01:59,474 Accidental pregnancies. 9 00:02:05,146 --> 00:02:09,066 Your Flygon's special move is Poison Prison. 10 00:02:09,149 --> 00:02:12,654 In which you ask a girl for so many reassurances that she loves you, 11 00:02:12,737 --> 00:02:14,197 that she stops loving you. 12 00:02:23,623 --> 00:02:27,794 Your Gengar's special moves are Ooze Attack and Clear Body, 13 00:02:28,419 --> 00:02:30,213 in which your penis completely disappears, 14 00:02:30,922 --> 00:02:34,175 which can happen when it's cold out or if you hear your mother's voice. 15 00:02:41,849 --> 00:02:43,851 Your weiner is the cutest little Pokémon. 16 00:02:44,727 --> 00:02:46,938 Pikachu, Pikachu. 17 00:02:47,021 --> 00:02:49,774 And it ejaculates with a sneeze. Achoo! 18 00:02:49,858 --> 00:02:50,859 Achoo! 19 00:03:00,034 --> 00:03:02,453 You got 200 fans? 20 00:03:02,537 --> 00:03:04,330 A hundred-ninety-six to be exact. 21 00:03:04,414 --> 00:03:06,749 And you're just describing dicks as Pokémon? 22 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:11,254 Turns out the ones that hate their dicks, they tip the most. 23 00:03:12,213 --> 00:03:13,548 That is amazing. 24 00:03:13,631 --> 00:03:19,095 No, what's amazing is WangMangler99. She has 50,000 fans. 25 00:03:20,013 --> 00:03:21,514 But no one can find me. 26 00:03:21,598 --> 00:03:24,058 I need more exposure if I want more subscribers. 27 00:03:24,976 --> 00:03:27,687 That's why I need to hook up with someone who's better at this than I am. 28 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:35,445 Who's the cutest? 29 00:03:35,528 --> 00:03:36,654 Isn't he the cutest? 30 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:37,822 Yes, he is. 31 00:03:42,327 --> 00:03:45,747 Shout, shout, shout 32 00:03:47,582 --> 00:03:50,752 Shout, shout, shout 33 00:03:50,835 --> 00:03:51,961 Shout at the devil! 34 00:03:52,545 --> 00:03:54,088 Nice. 35 00:03:54,797 --> 00:03:57,133 Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. 36 00:03:57,217 --> 00:03:58,635 Boobs. Boobs. 37 00:03:59,802 --> 00:04:01,221 It's so meta, dude. 38 00:04:02,222 --> 00:04:05,225 Don't make me look too fancy. We want things to feel authentic. 39 00:04:05,308 --> 00:04:07,977 I know. I just have a thing about flat lighting. 40 00:04:09,479 --> 00:04:11,397 Can I try on some of your cosplay stuff? 41 00:04:11,481 --> 00:04:13,900 Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, please. 42 00:04:13,983 --> 00:04:18,028 Just not Shadowheart, she's not ready yet. But anything else. 43 00:04:19,030 --> 00:04:21,533 - Nice. Oh, that's nice with your hair. - Like this? Like that? 44 00:04:22,116 --> 00:04:23,117 Sick. 45 00:04:23,826 --> 00:04:25,286 - You wanna see? - Yeah. 46 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:26,704 There you go. 47 00:04:29,165 --> 00:04:31,793 Oh, my God. These are funny. 48 00:04:32,502 --> 00:04:33,711 They're also hot. 49 00:04:34,963 --> 00:04:36,172 Where you going? 50 00:04:36,756 --> 00:04:38,967 Well, day job does call from time to time. 51 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:40,927 Shuffling papers in the education mines. 52 00:04:41,719 --> 00:04:42,720 Oh, right. 53 00:04:43,930 --> 00:04:44,931 What? 54 00:04:45,932 --> 00:04:47,016 Nothing. Just… 55 00:04:48,726 --> 00:04:49,727 jealous, is all. 56 00:04:51,479 --> 00:04:52,480 Sorry. 57 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:09,831 What are those? 58 00:05:09,914 --> 00:05:14,002 Cheri just shipped me all of my belongings. 59 00:05:15,003 --> 00:05:17,755 Media Mail. The cruelest class. 60 00:05:18,506 --> 00:05:20,842 Kind of makes it official when your stuff gets sent. 61 00:05:21,968 --> 00:05:23,720 You've been in your room a lot. 62 00:05:24,804 --> 00:05:26,639 Yeah, so have you. 63 00:05:26,723 --> 00:05:29,058 In Susie's room. What are you two doing in there? 64 00:05:29,726 --> 00:05:32,061 We're making educational videos. 65 00:06:00,632 --> 00:06:05,136 Look, guys, I'm not just gonna pour hot wax all over my tits for free. 66 00:06:05,637 --> 00:06:08,348 Yeah, guys, it's a very complicated process. 67 00:06:08,431 --> 00:06:10,683 If you wanna see that, we'll do a payment plan, okay? 68 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:12,936 But we have to lay down a tarp. 69 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:15,605 We have to get protective eyewear. 70 00:06:15,688 --> 00:06:17,607 - It's like a whole situation. - You gotta think of the furniture. 71 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:20,568 - You have to think of the furniture. - Somebody think of the furniture. 72 00:06:22,612 --> 00:06:24,822 I want to go to a scare zone right now. 73 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,324 I need to go to a haunted maze. 74 00:06:26,407 --> 00:06:28,076 You like the one with the spiders 75 00:06:28,159 --> 00:06:29,953 - at Knott's Scary Farm. - You know damn well… 76 00:06:30,036 --> 00:06:32,205 But she doesn't like the clowns that come and jump at you… 77 00:06:32,288 --> 00:06:34,040 Knott's, huh? 78 00:06:39,629 --> 00:06:41,130 Wait. 79 00:06:46,344 --> 00:06:48,930 I knew it. I knew it. 80 00:06:49,639 --> 00:06:50,890 That's the Huntington Beach pier. 81 00:06:51,474 --> 00:06:52,475 You woke me for this? 82 00:06:52,559 --> 00:06:54,102 - These girls are locals. - Okay. 83 00:06:54,185 --> 00:06:56,396 With like 50,000 fans each. 84 00:06:56,479 --> 00:07:00,358 Last week, they had a couple thousand people watching their stream, live. 85 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:03,528 HungryGhost needs to be buddies with these girls. 86 00:07:03,611 --> 00:07:05,238 It does sound beneficial. 87 00:07:05,321 --> 00:07:08,241 I'm gonna message 'em. Okay. 88 00:07:08,324 --> 00:07:13,037 "Hi, I love your streams and I also live in Orange County 89 00:07:13,121 --> 00:07:14,914 and I would love to be a guest someday, 90 00:07:14,998 --> 00:07:20,587 if you would be willing to help a new creator survive in this crazy world." 91 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:22,463 No, you're being way too thirsty. 92 00:07:22,547 --> 00:07:24,757 "PS. Big fan." 93 00:07:24,841 --> 00:07:26,175 You said that already. 94 00:07:26,259 --> 00:07:29,012 And $50 tip. 95 00:07:30,263 --> 00:07:32,265 You can't buy buddies, Margo. 96 00:07:32,348 --> 00:07:33,349 Watch me. 97 00:07:42,734 --> 00:07:43,985 Zero response. 98 00:07:57,332 --> 00:07:58,833 "Ha ha." 99 00:07:58,917 --> 00:08:01,377 That's what I get for $50? 100 00:08:01,961 --> 00:08:03,880 "Ha ha." Okay. 101 00:08:05,506 --> 00:08:07,508 "Fuck the fuck off, 102 00:08:07,592 --> 00:08:13,890 you flat-lit, flat-ass, Orange County, trash heap bitches." 103 00:08:16,809 --> 00:08:17,894 Fuck you. 104 00:08:25,652 --> 00:08:26,861 What? 105 00:08:34,285 --> 00:08:35,495 "Titmouse"? 106 00:08:35,578 --> 00:08:37,247 What do you mean you're going over there? 107 00:08:37,329 --> 00:08:39,248 I mean, I'm going over there. 108 00:08:39,332 --> 00:08:43,753 I paid them 50 bucks. I deserve satisfaction. 109 00:08:44,379 --> 00:08:46,047 These could be dangerous people. 110 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:48,550 Well, I can be dangerous too. 111 00:08:49,217 --> 00:08:51,594 - Hey, how we doing? - Hey, hi. 112 00:08:52,095 --> 00:08:54,889 Could you watch Bodhi for a couple hours? I have a job interview. 113 00:08:54,973 --> 00:08:58,101 Yeah. It just so happens my schedule's free today. 114 00:08:59,852 --> 00:09:00,979 Margo. 115 00:09:13,116 --> 00:09:14,284 Hey. 116 00:09:21,791 --> 00:09:23,001 Hey. 117 00:09:24,544 --> 00:09:26,004 Don't take it personal, sweetie. 118 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:28,590 She's just really annoyed at you. Come inside. 119 00:09:28,673 --> 00:09:29,883 Hi, I'm-- 120 00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:31,634 HungryGhost. 121 00:09:31,718 --> 00:09:35,555 We protect our precious identities around here. I'm SucculentRose. 122 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:39,100 Rose for short. Welcome, welcome, chica. 123 00:09:39,183 --> 00:09:40,810 You look "funkadelic." 124 00:09:40,894 --> 00:09:42,896 You got some balls to actually show up here. 125 00:09:44,355 --> 00:09:46,024 Hi, baby. 126 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,317 That's Biotch. 127 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,777 She's a thousand years old. She hates the Roomba. 128 00:09:50,486 --> 00:09:52,030 And KC. 129 00:09:53,406 --> 00:09:55,450 I mean, WangMangler. 130 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,870 She acts mean, but really it's an affectation. 131 00:09:58,953 --> 00:10:00,705 In actuality, she's fine. 132 00:10:00,788 --> 00:10:03,416 Right, you're fine? Use your words. 133 00:10:03,499 --> 00:10:07,003 Look, I'm sorry. It's just, I paid $50 134 00:10:07,086 --> 00:10:10,840 and all I got back was "Ha ha" and it triggered me. 135 00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:14,886 It triggered you? You're not getting back your 50 bucks. 136 00:10:14,969 --> 00:10:18,973 Okay. K, K, K, K. Hey. Hi. 137 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:24,479 She's really pretty and young. 138 00:10:24,562 --> 00:10:25,855 So, what are we? Chopped liver? 139 00:10:25,939 --> 00:10:29,776 No. You've been saying it's time for us to introduce some new characters 140 00:10:29,859 --> 00:10:35,031 and our lighting is flat. Maybe she can help. 141 00:10:35,114 --> 00:10:37,408 Look at her, she's green. 142 00:10:37,492 --> 00:10:39,494 Green? I'm not that green. 143 00:10:39,577 --> 00:10:40,954 Don't get crazy, girl. 144 00:10:41,037 --> 00:10:42,705 Oh, yeah, you're not that green? 145 00:10:42,789 --> 00:10:45,208 You showed up to a random person's house in the middle of the week, 146 00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:47,961 wearing fucking space buns. You don't even know us. 147 00:10:48,044 --> 00:10:49,045 She's got a point. 148 00:10:49,128 --> 00:10:50,630 Did you even share your location with anybody? 149 00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:53,800 It's just not something that an experienced person does. 150 00:10:53,883 --> 00:10:57,220 We could be human traffickers. Skin suit people. You don't know. 151 00:10:57,303 --> 00:10:59,931 But you're not human traffickers. 152 00:11:00,598 --> 00:11:01,599 You don't know. 153 00:11:01,683 --> 00:11:03,351 What's skin suit people? 154 00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:05,937 Like the movie that we watched the other day. Like Buffalo Bill. 155 00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:07,689 - Yeah. - He was sweet 156 00:11:07,772 --> 00:11:08,940 and he loved his little dog too. 157 00:11:09,524 --> 00:11:11,985 Either way, you're not ready. 158 00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:13,570 I think she's right. 159 00:11:13,653 --> 00:11:16,656 You know, you risk being a liability. 160 00:11:21,536 --> 00:11:24,414 Guys, look, I know that I am new to this… 161 00:11:26,499 --> 00:11:30,336 but I am so, so eager to collaborate. 162 00:11:31,337 --> 00:11:36,593 And I've been told that I'm a really good writer by people. 163 00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:41,264 I've got big ideas, world-transforming concepts 164 00:11:41,347 --> 00:11:44,434 to drive your numbers up and up and up. 165 00:11:46,519 --> 00:11:47,729 There she goes. 166 00:11:47,812 --> 00:11:50,982 And listen to this crowd. Electric! 167 00:11:51,065 --> 00:11:54,527 As Leather and Lace take on Jinx. 168 00:11:54,611 --> 00:11:56,321 Oh, my goodness. 169 00:11:56,404 --> 00:12:00,074 See? You get him around. 170 00:12:00,158 --> 00:12:01,784 You see, how she's got him? 171 00:12:07,665 --> 00:12:09,083 Guess again, ladies! 172 00:12:12,337 --> 00:12:13,338 Brutal… 173 00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:17,133 Hello. 174 00:12:18,676 --> 00:12:19,802 Hello. 175 00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:25,683 - Where's Margo? - Job interview. 176 00:12:26,226 --> 00:12:27,852 Goddamn it. 177 00:12:29,229 --> 00:12:31,481 You watching yourself fight women, Jinx? 178 00:12:31,981 --> 00:12:36,402 No. It's just an old match with Leather and Lace. 179 00:12:36,486 --> 00:12:39,447 She was supposed to do wedding prep with me today. 180 00:12:39,531 --> 00:12:41,032 You can't reschedule? 181 00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:42,617 You can't unbake a cake. 182 00:12:44,077 --> 00:12:47,539 Marcy from the church has a bakery in Yorba Linda… 183 00:12:47,622 --> 00:12:51,125 How is church, Shyanne? Are you enjoying church? 184 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:56,464 And she's doing our wedding cake for free, but I have to pick the flavor. 185 00:12:57,048 --> 00:12:58,132 What's your favorite Psalm? 186 00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:03,263 And there is no way I am stuffing myself with all this sugar so close to the date. 187 00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:06,849 I happen to have developed quite a refined palate. 188 00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:13,356 - Fine. Go for it. - Yeah? 189 00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:16,067 All right. 190 00:13:19,237 --> 00:13:20,321 Hi, baby. 191 00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:23,157 - You got him? - Uh-huh. 192 00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:26,244 Hey. Hey, baby. 193 00:13:28,079 --> 00:13:29,080 This one's… 194 00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:37,505 Nice crumb. 195 00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:44,637 What the fuck? 196 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,182 He just cries with me. 197 00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,935 I pass him back and… 198 00:13:51,019 --> 00:13:52,270 Bend your knees. 199 00:13:53,605 --> 00:13:55,523 - I'm sorry? - Go ahead. Bend 'em. 200 00:13:58,318 --> 00:14:00,320 I didn't say squat. Just slightly. 201 00:14:01,029 --> 00:14:02,113 Okay. 202 00:14:09,746 --> 00:14:11,915 Yeah. It's all in the legs. 203 00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:16,336 When you bend the knees, kinda works like a shock system. 204 00:14:16,419 --> 00:14:17,420 They feel safe. 205 00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:23,259 What? 206 00:14:23,343 --> 00:14:28,973 I don't suppose you could've shared this with me back then? 207 00:14:31,893 --> 00:14:34,896 When you walked out on her, she was a baby, you know? 208 00:14:35,522 --> 00:14:40,860 Of all the times when she would need to be held, 209 00:14:41,819 --> 00:14:45,240 would need to be made to feel safe, and you? 210 00:14:45,323 --> 00:14:48,952 No, couldn't bother to say to me just bend your fucking knees. 211 00:14:49,035 --> 00:14:50,745 What's your problem, Shyanne? 212 00:14:50,828 --> 00:14:55,833 My problem is that she has always innately… 213 00:14:57,168 --> 00:14:58,795 I mean, you don't even know her. 214 00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:03,925 And she doesn't have the slightest idea of you. 215 00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:10,181 And yet, with you she feels held and she feels safe. 216 00:15:12,809 --> 00:15:13,810 I'm sorry. 217 00:15:14,602 --> 00:15:19,023 I'm sorry. Just wedding stress and the planning. 218 00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:21,025 I'm just… 219 00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:27,907 Sometimes I think the whole wedding industrial complex is… 220 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:32,453 is designed to make a woman feel like a failure. 221 00:15:36,124 --> 00:15:38,459 This one right here, is the one. 222 00:15:40,879 --> 00:15:42,171 It's pink champagne. 223 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:30,136 Hello, sexy Zelda. You're born to cosplay, bitch. 224 00:16:31,346 --> 00:16:33,848 I still can't believe they actually asked you to collab. 225 00:16:33,932 --> 00:16:37,727 Well, it's just a trial. A couple photo shoots in their weird sex-loft. 226 00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:39,229 A mutually beneficial agreement. 227 00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:43,566 They're worried that they're gonna get stale. 228 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:45,026 And I'm fresh meat. 229 00:16:45,109 --> 00:16:46,277 High in Omega-3s. 230 00:16:46,361 --> 00:16:47,779 Oh, gobble, gobble. 231 00:16:48,571 --> 00:16:50,782 Think I might actually make a real living out of this. 232 00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:05,213 Hey, cool dad shirt. 233 00:17:08,883 --> 00:17:10,301 Listen… 234 00:17:12,512 --> 00:17:14,180 There's this fan expo. 235 00:17:15,348 --> 00:17:18,309 It's wrestlers, ex-wrestlers. 236 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:21,186 Signing autographs, that sorta thing. 237 00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:25,942 I typically avoid 'em because they're for somebody I used to be, 238 00:17:26,024 --> 00:17:27,527 which I'm not now. 239 00:17:33,074 --> 00:17:34,742 How would you feel about coming with me? 240 00:17:36,035 --> 00:17:39,122 - Everything okay? - Your mother made a remark. 241 00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:44,294 How you don't have the slightest idea of me. 242 00:17:44,377 --> 00:17:46,796 - That's not true. - It's true enough. 243 00:17:47,338 --> 00:17:51,467 Anyway, it would be good for you to get a glimpse of my prior life. 244 00:17:52,218 --> 00:17:53,303 The prior me. 245 00:17:55,388 --> 00:17:56,931 I'm trying. 246 00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:00,143 This is me trying. 247 00:18:01,978 --> 00:18:03,813 I think he might be depressed. 248 00:18:05,815 --> 00:18:07,066 Or it was what I said. 249 00:18:09,736 --> 00:18:11,321 Nice. Okay… 250 00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:15,491 Well, you know, it's natural for a father to want to know his daughter 251 00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:20,163 and for said daughter to have feelings if she doesn't actually know him. 252 00:18:20,747 --> 00:18:21,748 True. 253 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,628 I think I might talk to him. You know, clear the air. 254 00:18:27,754 --> 00:18:28,838 It'll be fine. 255 00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:33,134 - Girls, have you seen Bodhi's binky? - No! No! 256 00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:34,719 Never mind! 257 00:18:40,016 --> 00:18:41,100 Oh, my God. 258 00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:45,939 I'm sorry. I should've assumed. 259 00:18:47,273 --> 00:18:49,275 I mean, I guess it makes sense that you and Susie 260 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,819 would be in a romantic relationship 261 00:18:51,903 --> 00:18:53,321 and decide not to tell me. 262 00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:54,447 That's… 263 00:18:55,114 --> 00:18:56,366 That's not it at all. 264 00:18:56,449 --> 00:18:57,450 Okay. 265 00:18:59,369 --> 00:19:00,787 Then… Then what? 266 00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:03,456 It's… 267 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,292 my job. 268 00:19:07,794 --> 00:19:08,795 Your job? 269 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:17,095 I'm just gonna say it. 270 00:19:19,514 --> 00:19:23,768 I made an account on OnlyFans and that's my job. 271 00:19:24,978 --> 00:19:26,479 You're on OnlyFans? 272 00:19:28,565 --> 00:19:29,566 I am. 273 00:19:30,525 --> 00:19:32,902 It's… It's mainly writing. 274 00:19:33,403 --> 00:19:35,989 It's like descriptive prose, really. 275 00:19:36,698 --> 00:19:38,992 There are… There are sometimes some images. 276 00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:41,744 May I see? 277 00:19:42,996 --> 00:19:44,581 Absolutely not. 278 00:19:45,957 --> 00:19:48,167 So, it's pornography. 279 00:19:49,335 --> 00:19:51,004 It's not pornography. 280 00:19:51,504 --> 00:19:53,047 Sometimes there's… 281 00:19:54,007 --> 00:19:55,758 some nudity. 282 00:19:55,842 --> 00:19:57,427 Oh, God. Margo. 283 00:19:58,511 --> 00:20:00,054 Oh, I hate this. I hate it. 284 00:20:00,138 --> 00:20:02,390 You don't wanna be one of those kinds of girls. 285 00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:06,561 What kind of girls? 286 00:20:08,688 --> 00:20:10,231 Sluts? Those kind of girls? 287 00:20:10,315 --> 00:20:13,151 Girls who use sex and exhibitionism to get what they want. 288 00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:19,324 This is not you. 289 00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:23,369 So… 290 00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:25,830 what's me? 291 00:20:26,331 --> 00:20:27,874 Why don't you tell me what's me? 292 00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:31,085 Well, my mom worked at Hooters and my father was a pro wrestler. 293 00:20:31,169 --> 00:20:34,130 So, tell me what's me. 294 00:20:35,048 --> 00:20:36,341 What about Bodhi's dad? 295 00:20:36,424 --> 00:20:38,843 - What does he think about this? - No. He doesn't get a vote. 296 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:41,346 - He's not in the picture. - Well, he may one day 297 00:20:41,429 --> 00:20:44,307 - want to reenter the picture. - I don't wanna talk about him ever. 298 00:20:47,185 --> 00:20:50,396 This is not something an honorable person does. 299 00:20:51,439 --> 00:20:52,607 I have a son… 300 00:20:54,108 --> 00:20:56,069 who needs to be provided for. 301 00:20:58,363 --> 00:21:01,366 How dare you judge me? 302 00:21:07,372 --> 00:21:12,961 The night we met I knew I needed you so 303 00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:20,260 And if I had the chance I'd never let you go 304 00:21:21,386 --> 00:21:22,637 - Hey. - Hey. 305 00:21:23,179 --> 00:21:25,181 - What are you doing? - What do you mean what am I doing? 306 00:21:25,265 --> 00:21:27,141 I'm picking you up to do our errands. 307 00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:29,352 Do you remember we have a wedding coming up? 308 00:21:29,435 --> 00:21:32,438 No, I mean what are you doing suddenly jerking the radio off like that? 309 00:21:33,147 --> 00:21:34,190 Like what? 310 00:21:34,274 --> 00:21:36,276 Like you didn't want me to hear what was playing. 311 00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:37,360 Was it vulgar? 312 00:21:39,362 --> 00:21:41,114 No, it was not vulgar. 313 00:21:42,031 --> 00:21:44,158 Well, why didn't you want me to hear? 314 00:21:48,621 --> 00:21:51,708 I was listening to some sample wedding songs 315 00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:54,127 and I thought I'd surprise you. 316 00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:56,838 We have our wedding song. 317 00:21:56,921 --> 00:21:59,632 Which we need to rehearse, by the way. 318 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,719 Does everything have to be so orchestrated? 319 00:22:03,803 --> 00:22:05,972 - What's the matter? - No, nothing's the matter. 320 00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:08,141 I just… I just… I don't know. 321 00:22:08,224 --> 00:22:09,893 I… I would think we… 322 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,646 we would want the moment to be… 323 00:22:14,647 --> 00:22:17,192 I don't know, more spontaneous. 324 00:22:17,275 --> 00:22:19,360 Well, it's a ceremony, you know? 325 00:22:19,444 --> 00:22:21,404 It takes work, Shyanne. 326 00:22:22,113 --> 00:22:24,699 Probably a bit like marriage itself. 327 00:22:25,617 --> 00:22:27,035 What? Are you okay? 328 00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:29,204 Yeah, I'm fine. 329 00:22:30,705 --> 00:22:32,707 Are you having second thoughts about us? 330 00:22:33,374 --> 00:22:34,375 No. 331 00:22:36,336 --> 00:22:38,504 Well, then what's going on? 332 00:22:42,175 --> 00:22:43,176 You're like a… 333 00:22:44,177 --> 00:22:46,346 a new car, Kenny. 334 00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:50,225 When people buy automobiles, 335 00:22:50,308 --> 00:22:53,394 more times than not, they're buying the narrative. 336 00:22:53,478 --> 00:22:55,396 The driving it. 337 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,816 Being seen driving in it. 338 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:01,236 The way the car makes them feel. 339 00:23:02,403 --> 00:23:04,614 I like how I feel when I'm with you. 340 00:23:05,323 --> 00:23:07,408 Being seen with you 341 00:23:07,492 --> 00:23:10,620 and I even like me with you. 342 00:23:11,287 --> 00:23:14,290 That's awesome because I don't always like myself. 343 00:23:17,794 --> 00:23:18,795 I… 344 00:23:21,714 --> 00:23:23,383 I love you so much, Shyanne. 345 00:23:33,935 --> 00:23:35,520 Well, maybe it's not meant to be. 346 00:23:36,145 --> 00:23:38,106 - Of course it was meant to be. - Mom-- 347 00:23:38,189 --> 00:23:40,984 I didn't call you to talk me out of my marriage. 348 00:23:41,067 --> 00:23:42,443 I just called to talk. 349 00:23:42,527 --> 00:23:44,237 Yeah, well, I can't talk right now. 350 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,239 I'm at a wrestling convention with Dad. 351 00:23:46,322 --> 00:23:48,408 What? Why? 352 00:23:48,491 --> 00:23:49,826 Because of something you said. 353 00:23:49,909 --> 00:23:50,910 About the cake? 354 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:54,664 And now here he is. So, I'll just… I'll talk to you later. Bye. 355 00:23:59,627 --> 00:24:01,337 - All set. - All set. 356 00:24:02,714 --> 00:24:04,215 Hey, for today, can we… 357 00:24:04,924 --> 00:24:07,093 can we just forget about that? 358 00:24:10,471 --> 00:24:11,556 Of course. 359 00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:16,269 Well, here we go. 360 00:24:39,542 --> 00:24:41,669 Wow. So, these are your people? 361 00:24:42,253 --> 00:24:43,922 Past tense. These were my people. 362 00:24:44,005 --> 00:24:45,215 Jinx? 363 00:24:47,508 --> 00:24:48,509 Lace? 364 00:24:51,721 --> 00:24:52,889 Oh, my God. 365 00:24:53,806 --> 00:24:56,267 Oh, my God. 366 00:24:57,018 --> 00:24:58,853 Oh, my God. 367 00:25:01,648 --> 00:25:02,649 Wow. 368 00:25:02,732 --> 00:25:03,733 Wow. 369 00:25:07,237 --> 00:25:08,571 Oh, my God. 370 00:25:09,739 --> 00:25:11,074 Do you remember Margo? 371 00:25:11,157 --> 00:25:12,992 - Hi. - Margo. 372 00:25:13,076 --> 00:25:15,411 - Do you remember meeting her? - Yeah, you were like, three. 373 00:25:16,162 --> 00:25:17,455 Feels like yesterday. 374 00:25:17,539 --> 00:25:19,040 Now I feel old. 375 00:25:19,123 --> 00:25:20,208 You look fantastic. 376 00:25:21,626 --> 00:25:24,045 Well, I'm doing some photos later, so… 377 00:25:24,629 --> 00:25:25,964 Man, I lost all track. 378 00:25:26,798 --> 00:25:29,050 I assumed you moved to Melbourne after you and Leather… 379 00:25:29,717 --> 00:25:31,135 Leather is dead to me. 380 00:25:32,345 --> 00:25:33,680 Fair enough. 381 00:25:34,305 --> 00:25:36,558 So what happened? You fall off the end of the earth 382 00:25:36,641 --> 00:25:37,892 - or… - Oh, pretty much. 383 00:25:38,893 --> 00:25:40,061 I went to law school. 384 00:25:40,853 --> 00:25:42,021 - Say what? - Yeah. 385 00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:43,898 I have an office in Costa Mesa. 386 00:25:43,982 --> 00:25:46,442 - A nice little practice. - Jinx? Jinx. 387 00:25:48,069 --> 00:25:49,612 - Can we get a photo? - There we go. 388 00:25:49,696 --> 00:25:51,197 - Excuse me. - Go for it. 389 00:25:51,281 --> 00:25:52,615 - Sorry. - Hey, guys. 390 00:25:52,699 --> 00:25:55,410 Wow. Look at that. People love your dad. 391 00:25:55,493 --> 00:25:56,828 They just love him. 392 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:03,418 - Thank you so much. - How about we give 'em a little show? 393 00:26:04,085 --> 00:26:06,504 Come on. Come on. Jericho's game. 394 00:26:07,171 --> 00:26:08,840 - No. I don't think so. - Yes. For old time's sake. 395 00:26:08,923 --> 00:26:11,175 Come on, man. Come on. 396 00:26:15,305 --> 00:26:18,474 Lace! Lace! Lace! 397 00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,184 Just like riding a bike. 398 00:26:20,768 --> 00:26:22,812 Yeah, man! He's scared! 399 00:26:27,358 --> 00:26:31,196 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 400 00:26:36,784 --> 00:26:38,578 Jinx! 401 00:26:53,301 --> 00:26:55,220 Come on now. Come on, old man. 402 00:26:55,970 --> 00:26:57,847 Come on! 403 00:26:59,641 --> 00:27:00,975 Yeah! 404 00:27:04,979 --> 00:27:06,272 Jinx. 405 00:27:07,899 --> 00:27:08,983 I love you, man. 406 00:27:09,484 --> 00:27:10,818 Now give me a hip toss. 407 00:27:14,072 --> 00:27:16,491 What do you think about that? 408 00:27:16,574 --> 00:27:18,201 Now you can make some noise! 409 00:27:38,638 --> 00:27:41,641 Just block this punch. Shoot me off. I'll take care of you. 410 00:27:41,724 --> 00:27:43,184 Don't you dare take it easy on me. 411 00:27:54,821 --> 00:27:56,489 Lace! Lace! Lace! 412 00:27:57,824 --> 00:28:00,159 Lace! Lace! Lace! 413 00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:02,036 One, two, three! 414 00:28:05,039 --> 00:28:08,167 Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! 415 00:28:08,751 --> 00:28:10,628 Okay, lover boy. You can get up now. 416 00:28:10,712 --> 00:28:12,755 - I actually can't. - What? 417 00:28:12,839 --> 00:28:15,174 I just… I can't move. 418 00:28:17,844 --> 00:28:19,220 Hey. 419 00:28:22,849 --> 00:28:25,184 He says he's fine, but he can't quite move, 420 00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:26,936 so they're sending us to urgent care. 421 00:28:28,396 --> 00:28:29,731 Anaheim somewhere. 422 00:28:30,857 --> 00:28:32,400 Okay. I'll call you in a bit. 423 00:28:34,861 --> 00:28:35,945 Dude! 424 00:28:37,113 --> 00:28:38,114 Jinx! 425 00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:39,741 Hey, Jinx! 426 00:28:41,826 --> 00:28:42,911 How you doing? 427 00:28:44,245 --> 00:28:45,246 Better. 428 00:28:45,872 --> 00:28:47,916 I think I was just in spasm. 429 00:28:48,499 --> 00:28:51,336 Listen. Come a little closer. 430 00:28:54,130 --> 00:28:55,340 When we get to urgent care, 431 00:28:55,423 --> 00:28:58,468 the doc is probably gonna ask me if I have any history with drugs. 432 00:28:58,551 --> 00:28:59,719 I'm just gonna say no. 433 00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:01,930 We can figure it out after. 434 00:29:02,013 --> 00:29:04,807 I can just refuse to take whatever they send me home with. 435 00:29:05,892 --> 00:29:07,727 I just know from my experience, 436 00:29:07,810 --> 00:29:10,813 as soon as you bring it up, they instantly treat you like a criminal. 437 00:29:13,274 --> 00:29:14,359 Okay. 438 00:29:15,276 --> 00:29:16,277 Also… 439 00:29:20,031 --> 00:29:24,953 I was so wrong to judge you before. 440 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,414 I'm sorry. 441 00:29:28,498 --> 00:29:30,583 I was feeling protective of you. 442 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,585 But what you're doing, 443 00:29:33,836 --> 00:29:35,338 we're all just putting on a show. 444 00:29:36,464 --> 00:29:37,465 Entertaining. 445 00:29:38,383 --> 00:29:41,469 As Lace or as Jinx. 446 00:29:42,804 --> 00:29:45,723 - Or as? - HungryGhost. 447 00:29:46,558 --> 00:29:47,809 That's what I'm calling myself. 448 00:29:49,811 --> 00:29:50,853 I like it. 449 00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:54,357 And I love you. 450 00:29:55,942 --> 00:29:58,194 And I'm gonna be there by your side. 451 00:29:58,903 --> 00:29:59,988 No matter what. 452 00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:08,121 The father. I know you told me to never talk to you about him, 453 00:30:08,204 --> 00:30:11,374 but is this young man even aware that he is a father? 454 00:30:20,425 --> 00:30:21,676 He… 455 00:30:22,635 --> 00:30:23,678 He was my teacher. 456 00:30:24,596 --> 00:30:25,763 I beg your pardon? 457 00:30:26,472 --> 00:30:28,641 My lit professor at Fullerton. 458 00:30:31,144 --> 00:30:32,186 Your teacher? 459 00:30:32,270 --> 00:30:33,688 I signed an NDA. 460 00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:36,149 And it means I can't go back to school. 461 00:30:36,232 --> 00:30:38,401 But he paid me, so it's done. 462 00:30:38,484 --> 00:30:40,361 Margo, he… he fucking paid you? 463 00:30:40,445 --> 00:30:42,197 - What are you… What are you even… - Just… 464 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,449 - We'll just talk about this later. Okay? - Fuck. 465 00:30:45,909 --> 00:30:47,076 Fu… 466 00:30:52,165 --> 00:30:53,291 You're sure he's okay? 467 00:30:54,334 --> 00:30:56,169 The doctor said he's completely fine. 468 00:30:56,252 --> 00:30:59,214 No compromise to the spinal fusion or anything. 469 00:30:59,297 --> 00:31:01,758 Yes. And he's okay to walk, right? 470 00:31:02,383 --> 00:31:03,968 Yeah. They actually recommended walking. 471 00:31:04,552 --> 00:31:06,012 Basically, he just seized up. 472 00:31:06,095 --> 00:31:08,348 Probably more from moving boxes than wrestling. 473 00:31:08,932 --> 00:31:11,935 - Just keep an eye on him. - Yeah, the reason I called… 474 00:31:12,018 --> 00:31:13,645 I haven't got an eye on him. 475 00:31:13,728 --> 00:31:14,979 What? 476 00:31:15,647 --> 00:31:17,899 Well, he went for a walk about 20 minutes ago. 477 00:31:17,982 --> 00:31:19,442 - But he seemed okay. - Susie. 478 00:31:19,526 --> 00:31:23,613 Look, it's difficult to keep an eye on two different people. 479 00:31:23,696 --> 00:31:24,697 Yes, it is. 480 00:31:24,781 --> 00:31:27,158 One who can walk, and one who can't. 481 00:31:27,242 --> 00:31:28,535 Ghost, come on. 482 00:31:28,618 --> 00:31:30,453 - We don't got all day. - I'm coming. 483 00:31:31,204 --> 00:31:32,705 I'm sorry. I'll call you back. 484 00:31:33,623 --> 00:31:35,375 Okay. All set. 485 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,418 I just wanna say one time, 486 00:31:37,502 --> 00:31:39,087 if you don't wanna do this, it's okay. 487 00:31:39,587 --> 00:31:41,631 It's easier to get in than it is to get out. 488 00:31:42,966 --> 00:31:45,677 - I want in. - Okay. 489 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,972 Well, in that case, you need to make a TikTok and an Instagram. 490 00:31:49,055 --> 00:31:50,765 - I have an Instagram. - No, baby. 491 00:31:50,848 --> 00:31:54,102 You need to make a TikTok and an Instagram as your HungryGhost persona. 492 00:31:54,185 --> 00:31:55,895 Link it back to your OnlyFans, 493 00:31:55,979 --> 00:31:57,689 totally separate from your personal accounts. 494 00:31:57,772 --> 00:32:00,984 And try not to let the civs know what you're doing because they'll dox you. 495 00:32:01,067 --> 00:32:03,653 And destroy your life. You know, put your real identity online. 496 00:32:03,736 --> 00:32:05,488 - Okay. - A lot of times you're gonna get messages 497 00:32:05,572 --> 00:32:06,906 saying that you should kill yourself, 498 00:32:06,990 --> 00:32:09,617 or destroy your pussy with a cheese grater. 499 00:32:09,701 --> 00:32:11,870 So, just find like, a really deep well of strength 500 00:32:11,953 --> 00:32:13,329 and just tap in, you know? 501 00:32:14,581 --> 00:32:15,707 What's this? 502 00:32:16,416 --> 00:32:17,584 NDA and waiver. 503 00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:18,960 You gotta sign it. 504 00:32:19,043 --> 00:32:20,420 'Cause your life's about to change, girl. 505 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:22,589 And if not for the better, we can't have you suing us. 506 00:32:22,672 --> 00:32:24,173 Just… fuck it. 507 00:32:25,633 --> 00:32:28,052 Now, where are you with your taco? 508 00:32:29,470 --> 00:32:31,723 - I beg your pardon? - Your vulva, my love. 509 00:32:31,806 --> 00:32:32,974 What are you charging for pics? 510 00:32:33,558 --> 00:32:35,018 I haven't even shown that yet. 511 00:32:35,101 --> 00:32:36,144 What? 512 00:32:36,227 --> 00:32:37,854 Zero vag pics at all? 513 00:32:38,438 --> 00:32:39,898 Just boobs and butt only. 514 00:32:39,981 --> 00:32:42,066 That's actually really good. 515 00:32:42,150 --> 00:32:43,985 No. Like, that's insanely good. 516 00:32:44,068 --> 00:32:46,738 Like, you cannot waste the vag debut. It's the biggest debut 517 00:32:46,821 --> 00:32:48,990 - you'll make in your life. - No, we had no idea, 518 00:32:49,073 --> 00:32:50,783 and we wasted ours weeks into the process. 519 00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:51,993 - It was just… - Dude. 520 00:32:52,076 --> 00:32:56,414 - Puss in the wind. - And we sold ours for like $3. Pathetic. 521 00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:59,459 Oh, my God. I got it. 522 00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,211 For your first vag shot, 523 00:33:01,753 --> 00:33:03,463 we'll make you a scary girl. 524 00:33:04,255 --> 00:33:07,258 - Scary girl? - Yeah. Like a sexy, scary girl 525 00:33:07,342 --> 00:33:09,594 like, crawling up the walls, on the ceiling 526 00:33:09,677 --> 00:33:10,929 and your head's flying around. 527 00:33:11,012 --> 00:33:14,265 And you're floating in the air like a real hungry ghost ready to chomp on a dick. 528 00:33:15,016 --> 00:33:16,809 Oh, my god! Like The Grudge. 529 00:33:18,353 --> 00:33:20,021 Yeah, yeah. Like, it's your legs open 530 00:33:20,104 --> 00:33:21,898 and then the hand comes out of the puss. 531 00:33:21,981 --> 00:33:23,691 And then there's another puss in the hand 532 00:33:23,775 --> 00:33:25,026 and another hand comes out of that. 533 00:33:25,109 --> 00:33:27,195 - And it's like, infinite puss. - I'm obsessed. 534 00:33:27,278 --> 00:33:29,447 - You give the best ideas. - You love it, right? 535 00:33:31,032 --> 00:33:33,034 You know, I'll marinate on it. 536 00:33:33,826 --> 00:33:36,371 Fine. Your vag, your choice, girl. 537 00:33:36,955 --> 00:33:40,792 Now, why don't you tell us about some of those big, world-changing ideas you got? 538 00:33:49,133 --> 00:33:52,136 Professor Gable. Sorry to interrupt. 539 00:33:53,721 --> 00:33:54,722 James Millet. 540 00:33:56,057 --> 00:33:57,058 Hi. 541 00:33:58,393 --> 00:33:59,394 How do you do? 542 00:34:00,019 --> 00:34:01,271 I guess I'm doing okay. 543 00:34:02,730 --> 00:34:05,775 As okay as a 54-year-old man who has a daughter 544 00:34:05,859 --> 00:34:08,111 and the last name Millet could expect to be doing. 545 00:34:12,574 --> 00:34:13,658 You're hurting me. 546 00:34:13,740 --> 00:34:14,950 What? With my handshake? 547 00:34:15,034 --> 00:34:17,745 A firm handshake is a sign of good character. 548 00:34:17,829 --> 00:34:19,872 You would be a proponent of good character, 549 00:34:19,956 --> 00:34:21,958 wouldn't you, Professor? 550 00:34:23,418 --> 00:34:26,004 I mean, if you had a kid, you would want he or she to grow up 551 00:34:26,086 --> 00:34:28,089 to be a person of good character. 552 00:34:28,715 --> 00:34:29,923 Am I right? 553 00:34:30,758 --> 00:34:32,343 You're really hurting me.