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Can we please discuss
how epic it is you have
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a genuine Seattle prospect?
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Previously on Elle...
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He's not a prospect, Madison.
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Miles is with Shannon,
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and Shannon's basically
the coolest senior at Rainier West.
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I just need to move back to L.A.
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and get myself out of this mess.
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I could kiss a zillion guys,
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you do not write S-L-U-T
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- on someone's locker.
- Hmm, what if
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the S-L-U-T is swooning
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over her wannabe bestie's B-O-Y?
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Get a boyfriend who isn't
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Miles and throw Kimberly off the scent.
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I just need you
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to get one of your parents
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to go to the school board meeting tonight,
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snag one of the school budgets.
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As previously discussed,
the contents of this stays between us
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till we commit to a plan.
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- What the hell, Elle-A?
- You lied to me!
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And I'm not trying to get in your way,
but this isn't about me.
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It's about me.
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Elle's trying to protect me.
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Duh.
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Uh, Chad and Charlie
live with their son down the street.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Guess it's gonna be harder
to avoid me now, though.
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Ooh!
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That was so necessary.
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Can't believe we haven't done
mother-daughter manis since we got here.
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Like water in the desert.
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Do you know where
the nail polish remover is?
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Oh. You're taking it off?
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I thought we liked "moody mauve."
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Well, that's because our other options
were "gunmetal" and "corpse."
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Hi, this is a message
for Elle Woods.
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This is Eileen from
Cosmopolitan magazine.
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I'm thrilled to tell you
that you're a finalist
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in the Cosmopolitan
Fun Fearless Female L.A.
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internship program.
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- What is she talking about?
- All of our FFF finalists
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submit five-minute videos
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describing how they're a fun,
fearless female at home, at school
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and in their community.
We look forward to your application.
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Elle, what was that about?
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Oh, that? Right.
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That seems to be
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a message about a small,
trivial contest I applied to.
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Just on a lark. You know me and larks.
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She said it's an internship.
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Did she?
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In L.A.
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See, I'd forgotten that detail.
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It would require me to live in L.A.
next semester if I won.
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Which I won't.
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Well, if this happens,
I-I mean, you'd need
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a chaperone.
I'd have to go back to L.A. with you,
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meaning I'd step away
from my social and charitable endeavors.
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But if it's really important to you,
I'll do it.
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I think it could possibly
be the best thing ever?
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Of course it could be.
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Oh, thank God.
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Yeah, this is huge!
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And if you want a career in fashion,
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you have to be in L.A.
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Or New York, but New York
isn't really for us Woods girls.
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It's more for... women with lowlights.
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Mm.
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So, for the video submission,
okay, we have to
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straddle that line between
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prestigious enough
to be nominated for an Oscar
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but not pretentious enough to win.
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I'm thinking black and white.
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Like Madonna in Truth or Dare.
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- Yes, exactly.
- Uh-oh.
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Sounds like the Woods women
are up to something.
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Honey, Elle won a spring internship
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at Cosmopolitan magazine
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- in Century City.
- I didn't win. I'm a finalist.
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Century City as in L.A.?
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Mm-hmm.
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Wow. How are we gonna make that work?
We live here now.
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Well, I offered to chaperone.
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And there's still
a million details to iron out.
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Like winning.
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So we need to make a mood board. Stat.
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I want to think of these two words
as our guiding light.
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Authentic and curated.
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Yeah, love it.
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I have to fly out my nail girl,
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'cause there's no way
you're winning this thing
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with these baby coffins on your nails.
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So, all I have to do
is make a groundbreaking video,
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which, obviously, I have in the bag.
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You think Scorsese
would be right for this?
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Potentially not. We're thinking
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more of a Truth or Dare aesthetic.
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But the problem with black and white is...
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- There's no pink.
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So, I need a new take, ASAP or sooner.
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Speaking of...
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well, nothing.
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I was gonna talk to you
about it when I visited,
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but you know I could never
keep anything from you.
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Oh, my God. What is it?
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Okay, you can just rip the Band-Aid off.
I can take it.
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It's about homecoming.
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I need you to know
that I put up a valiant fight.
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I did everything that you suggested.
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I canvassed, I phone banked,
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I flirted heavily
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across all categories. But nobody
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knew what "in absentia" meant.
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I'm sorry, Elle, but you're not
on the homecoming court.
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What?
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Wha... But me being on homecoming court
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was supposed to be the amuse-bouche
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before my triumphant return
to L.A. next semester.
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I have my therapist's number at the ready.
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I can't pretend this doesn't sting.
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I mean, they don't even
have homecoming here.
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Oh, my God.
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They don't have homecoming here.
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- I heard you.
- No,
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but that's what I'll do
for my Cosmo video.
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I'll give Seattle
the best homecoming of all time
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and I'll document the whole thing.
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I just have to teach them
what homecoming is all about.
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Can you think of anything
more fun and fearless?
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I actually cannot.
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♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
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♪ I'm only happy when it's complicated ♪
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{\an8}♪ And though I know you can't ♪
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♪ appreciate it ♪
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♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
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♪ Pour your ♪
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{\an8}- ♪ misery down ♪
♪ Pour your misery ♪
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{\an8}- ♪ Pour your misery down on me ♪
♪ down, pour your misery ♪
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- ♪ Pour your misery down ♪
- ♪ down, pour ♪
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{\an8}♪ You can keep me company as long as ♪
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♪ you don't care ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
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{\an8}♪ You wanna hear about my new obsession? ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm riding high upon ♪
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♪ a deep depression ♪
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♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
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♪ Pour some misery down on me ♪
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♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪♪
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Wow.
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Did that flautist just do a flip?
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Incredible.
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As you can see,
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homecoming is
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a celebration of school spirit.
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But, more importantly,
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it's a gathering of community.
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And, they're really, really fun, you guys.
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You've never done one here.
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Until now.
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I've prepared a 12-point plan
to bring homecoming
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to Rainier West High.
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There'll be a big game
on the home basketball court.
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Obviously.
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Cheerleaders, a bonfire,
a king and a queen.
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Usually a parade
featuring a minor local celebrity.
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Last year, my school had Tom Cruise.
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Yes. Kimberly?
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We don't have a basketball team here.
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And our cheerleaders are neither cheerful
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nor leaders.
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Okay, uh, what sports
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are happening at the school currently?
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Well, cross country
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this weekend, but--
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Great. That'll be the big game then.
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With Ms. Burke's
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permission.
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I'll just infuse some cheer
into the cheerleaders,
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and handle all the logistics myself.
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Are there any other questions?
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This is so dumb.
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- That's not a question.
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Why is this so dumb?
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We don't do that kind of thing here.
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Well, I counter your question
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Why not?
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We don't like wearing the same color.
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We don't like clapping.
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We don't chant. That's brainwashing,
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by the way. We don't believe in popularity
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contests.
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We're not conformist.
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Keep going.
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All excellent points, Kimberly.
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M-Maybe no to the homecoming court,
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but I truly believe
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if you actually tried it,
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Okay, I'll do the pep rally.
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Oh.
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You're volunteering
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Yeah, I know how to do school stuff, too,
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so sign me up.
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And you're comfortable
with our budgetary constraints?
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I mean,
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all crafting will have to be 100% DIY.
"Do it yourself."
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DIY is not a novel concept here.
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But Y will D-I it, right?
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Huh?
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This isn't some antiestablishment ruse
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to humiliate me in front of
the entire school again?
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The pep rally will have pep, Elle.
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Okay, great.
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Thank you, Kimberly.
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Don't forget to read it.
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It's really good.
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I'm really excited about this DIY thing.
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You know, necessity
is the mother of invention.
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One time, Sadie Myers' dad lost
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all his money producing
a Kevin Costner movie in space,
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so she had to have
her tenth birthday party at their house.
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And it was actually sort of fun.
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In a Little House on the Prairie way.
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So, what's going on with you and Dustin?
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Oh.
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That. Right.
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That's over.
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In every way.
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I'm as single as...
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...a girl without a boyfriend.
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Samesies.
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Wait, what?
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Miles and I broke up last night.
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It's fine, I'm fine.
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Ever since I got back from my New York
trip this summer, it's been strained.
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I feel like he was almost...
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relieved when I dumped him.
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I'm so sorry, Shannon.
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It sucks, but you get it.
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Because of Dustin.
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Of course. I'm devastated,
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but we were barely together 48 hours.
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If we were sushi,
you could still safely eat us.
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You guys were
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together, what?
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Two years.
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I really am okay, though.
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It was my choice.
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Hey, Dustin.
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Hey.
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I catch you with that inside again,
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it is Saturday detention.
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Whatever.
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Next.
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Here you go.
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Hey, Lizbian.
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- Huh?
- Hey, Lizbian.
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- Um...
- What's up?
262
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:55,072
Thank you for teaching me
more about matriarchal societies.
263
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,618
You read my zine.
264
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:00,869
I always read your zine.
265
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,793
What is this?
266
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,753
I'm making conversation.
267
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:10,879
With a friend.
268
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,299
Or Principal Anderson is a crook
269
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,218
and you want my permission
270
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,803
to turn the school against him.
271
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,679
I actually wanted to apologize.
272
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,518
I let my disdain for the guy
get the best of me
273
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,895
and I... I screwed up.
274
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,855
Royally.
275
00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:31,858
You should keep digging.
276
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:37,697
I don't want to go to a school
run by a corrupt thief anyway.
277
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,450
So, are you apologizing
278
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:41,785
because you actually mean it
279
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,620
or because Elle forced you to?
280
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,288
Nah, I'm serious.
281
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,541
If I'd known I was putting you
at risk of getting kicked out,
282
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,334
I never would've been so public.
283
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,586
Plus Elle was, like, really mad at you.
284
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,255
Yeah, I didn't know anger
285
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,298
was an emotion she could feel.
286
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,300
It's… really quite upsetting.
287
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,969
Terrifying.
288
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:07,018
It's just not quite right.
289
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:10,981
Woods women do not look good in green.
290
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,024
But it's your school color,
291
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,734
and you're gonna be on camera tomorrow,
292
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:18,196
so persist we must. Here.
293
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,574
Let's see you in a forest.
294
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,200
You're a lifesaver, Mom.
295
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,286
Oh. I mean, this is important.
296
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:27,998
I mean, they say fun, fearless female, but
297
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,751
fashion is implied in all of those words.
298
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,545
I really need this to go well.
299
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,005
I need the video to be so good
300
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,674
that I'm a no-brainer for the internship.
301
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,344
Oh...
302
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,892
Bruiser, I never should've doubted you.
303
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,811
I mean, not only
are you gonna win this thing,
304
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,189
but you might've just convinced me
to start wearing green.
305
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,525
You okay?
306
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,031
Um...
307
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,118
I kind of like someone here
308
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,537
who I really, really can't like.
309
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,789
Is it unrequited?
310
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,833
How could it be unrequited?
You're Elle Woods.
311
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,502
I'm sorry I said that.
312
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,545
No, it's...
313
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,339
complicated.
314
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,509
But how do you un-like someone?
315
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:22,594
Hmm.
316
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,265
Well, it helps if they do
something really bad to you.
317
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:30,018
Like when Marlena
was possessed by the devil,
318
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,896
it was really hard
for John to stay attracted to her.
319
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,481
But that's not a perfect example.
320
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,149
He still loved her.
321
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,359
He exorcised her.
322
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,944
You're right.
323
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,531
Honestly, in my experience,
324
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,492
if you really like someone,
325
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,910
it's kind of undeniable.
326
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,080
It's like a fast-moving train.
327
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,292
Well, I definitely need
to get off this train.
328
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,545
That's why you need to win this contest,
329
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,547
so you can go back to L.A.
330
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:03,385
Now, we need a fun, fearless attitude.
331
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,387
Let's go brew a pot of oolong
332
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,138
and put on our Tony Robbins mix.
333
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,141
I'm gonna try this one on.
334
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,351
It'll probably fit.
335
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,148
Hey, Elle-A.
336
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,860
I have to show you something.
337
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,488
What are we doing?
338
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,448
What do you see?
339
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,243
A haven for people
who don't like human interaction.
340
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,745
Computers. Mouses.
341
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,247
No mousepads.
342
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,709
Mouses or mice?
343
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,918
Missing.
344
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,629
The school budget,
which Anderson single-handedly oversees,
345
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,841
said we spent $129
on mousepads last month.
346
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,760
- But no mousepads.
- Just like we're supposed to have
347
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,637
a nurse three days a week,
but she's only in on Thursdays.
348
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,848
Okay, what about earthquake insurance?
349
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,433
- That seems legitimate.
- Great.
350
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:54,185
In the unlikely event the school
collapses in an earthquake, we're saved.
351
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,979
Otherwise, we're screwed.
352
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,939
Wait, even if I agree
that this all appears shady...
353
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,190
Which you do.
354
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,442
...we can't pursue it.
355
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,028
You know how I feel about protecting Liz.
356
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,362
I apologized.
357
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,989
She told me to go for it.
358
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,782
Wait, you apologized?
359
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,701
For yourself?
360
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,454
I got carried away.
361
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,289
I...
362
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,541
owned it and we're good.
363
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,085
That shows integrity.
364
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,921
So why do you look confused?
365
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:23,548
I don't.
366
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,302
Anyway, I should go.
367
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,887
Got to get to class.
368
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,264
Big rally this afternoon.
369
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,266
There might be swooping hawks.
370
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,476
Okay, bye.
371
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,109
Okay, runners, attention please.
372
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,028
Everyone's piling into the gym now.
373
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,405
Once the clock hits 3:15 on the dot,
374
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,699
we'll run in, I'll hit play
on "Cotton Eye Joe,"
375
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,618
and everyone will be
cheering their faces off.
376
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:52,619
Then we'll announce your names--
377
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,496
- Boom!
- Hi. Oh. Hi.
378
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,623
Sorry, sorry. I think that's...
379
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,502
Back to the top.
Or wherever you're comfortable.
380
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,670
Okay.
381
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,421
Anyway, we'll all go in
382
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,048
and we'll announce your names one by one,
383
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,383
starting with Miles.
384
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,260
Who's late, by the way. Where is he?
385
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,470
He might not come.
386
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,430
Why would he do that?
387
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,307
He volunteers
at an animal shelter on Thursdays.
388
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,601
He's usually late to practice.
389
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,977
Okay.
390
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:21,398
That's a very neutral,
not at all appealing thing for him to do.
391
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,900
I have no response to that whatsoever.
392
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,277
Great. We'll all run in,
393
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,405
there'll be instantly iconic speeches,
394
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,281
banners, streamers, vendors,
395
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,325
fingers crossed on some swooping hawks.
396
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,828
Maybe a balloon arch.
397
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,996
Oh, it's time. Okay.
398
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,748
{\an8}Rainier West High Runners,
399
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,501
{\an8}- are you ready to get your pep on?
400
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,669
Come on!
401
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,549
Woo-hoo!
402
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,677
Make some noise!
403
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,178
Whoo!
404
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,769
Where is everybody?
405
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,521
Um...
406
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,689
Oh, my God.
407
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,817
I'm sorry, Elle.
408
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,444
Kimberly said she had this.
409
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,702
Kimberly?
410
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:16,953
This is a disaster.
411
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:18,997
What's with the camera crew?
412
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,373
Stay in focus. Stop.
413
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,626
Uh, they're recording this
for posterity. Never mind.
414
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,044
What happened?
415
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,046
Where are the decorations?
Where are the posters?
416
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,047
Where is everyone?
417
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,299
You said you'd spread the word.
418
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,300
I did.
419
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,885
I used that computer thing.
420
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:32,927
Email.
421
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,637
Nobody uses email.
422
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,681
You might as well
have sent a carrier pigeon.
423
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,391
Email, seriously?
424
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,477
- That's really messed up.
- Okay, how was I supposed to know
425
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,812
that no one would check
their, like, computers?
426
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,773
You did this on purpose.
427
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,274
Why?
428
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,817
Because she doesn't like me.
429
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:55,408
Never mind, I will figure out
the rest of homecoming
430
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,202
by myself.
431
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,578
Boom.
432
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,291
Mom, can you not, please?
433
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,375
Honey, but this is
434
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,337
your "all is lost" moment.
435
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,423
It's when our heroine
rises from the ashes,
436
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,009
like a fun, fearless female would.
437
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,847
Right.
438
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,391
Thank you, Oysters,
439
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,936
for your vulnerability.
440
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,354
We're done here.
441
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,113
That was very uncool.
442
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:35,198
Can I help?
443
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,201
I don't even know where to start.
444
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,037
I want to show you something.
445
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,040
I'm intrigued.
446
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,837
You were so right.
447
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,005
The whipped cream
takes this Frappuccino to the next level.
448
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,924
I know, they should make them this way.
449
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,676
Mm-hmm. Mm.
450
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,887
So, my mom likes to bring me
451
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,558
to this place because
sometimes you can see Mt. Rainier,
452
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,976
and sometimes you can't.
453
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,020
And when we're here on the cloudy days,
454
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,689
my mom always says,
455
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,732
"I bet we'll see it tomorrow."
456
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,113
As a naturally glass half-full person,
I deeply relate.
457
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,077
Though my glass is feeling
a little emptier today.
458
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,457
I really need
this homecoming to be perfect,
459
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,127
but I'm starting to feel like
it was a terrible idea.
460
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,882
Kimberly can actually
be a really good friend.
461
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,426
Her homelife isn't great, so
462
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,554
she's got some insecurities
that can make her kind of...
463
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:40,889
Monstrous?
464
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,398
Homecoming wasn't a terrible idea.
465
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,984
But Seattle's a little more
466
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,193
grassroots.
467
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,613
People are quirky.
468
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,990
They're really afraid
of being like everyone else.
469
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,618
Except when it comes to plaid.
470
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,537
I've known you for, like, five minutes,
471
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,373
but you're a force.
472
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,625
I feel like you can do this.
473
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,836
But we have no budget, no concessions,
474
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,713
Cirque du Soleil isn't returning my calls.
475
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,507
I know in L.A. you're used to...
476
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,468
Harrison Ford
coming to your birthday party
477
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,219
- or whatever--
- It was a Halloween party
478
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:24,140
and he came dressed as Indiana Jones,
which felt a little first thought.
479
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,185
We can do homecoming.
480
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:31,272
It might just not be like
an L.A. homecoming.
481
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,399
People are creative here.
482
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,277
Maybe let them do it
their way instead of your way.
483
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,238
That might be really amazing, too.
484
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,159
To homecoming.
485
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,494
To homecoming.
486
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:58,257
So, homecoming still needs a DJ/announcer.
487
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,927
And I'm thinking,
do I have any wonderful friends
488
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,972
with commanding voices
and great taste in music?
489
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,225
Are you gonna micromanage my playlist
490
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,102
and eventually DJ the homecoming yourself?
491
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,187
No, you can play whatever you want.
492
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,189
Completely up to you.
493
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,649
Did you hit your head again?
494
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,777
♪ I hang my star on you...
495
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,862
Okay, 12 dozen brownies
496
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,240
and the place smells like
the Keebler factory.
497
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,992
Do you think this'll be enough?
498
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,410
You're a saint, Donna.
499
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,746
I should put pot in one of 'em.
500
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,164
Just for fun.
501
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:31,624
You know,
like Willy Wonka's chocolate bars.
502
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,501
Mom, this is a school function.
503
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:34,752
No, that's good, actually.
504
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,756
Not your mom drugging children.
505
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,092
Just, you know, the suggestion of it.
506
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,846
Friends, stoners,
come to the homecoming race
507
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,180
this weekend.
508
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,307
My mom's famous brownies.
509
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,643
One of them has something
that you, specifically,
510
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,812
might like.
511
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:53,938
Dude.
512
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,322
Okay, ladies.
513
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,491
Now, marching around a cir-ircle.
514
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,618
Arms up. Try to keep on...
515
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,287
the beat.
516
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,496
- Ms. Burke.
- Hm?
517
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,957
I thought you said
you-you taught aerobics.
518
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:16,919
Oh, I taught Eric Nies' "The Grind"
workout at the Y in Albuquerque.
519
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,296
Okay.
520
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,298
Ladies?
521
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,300
And ma'am.
522
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,969
Uh... you're giving more
523
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:28,306
beginning of the music video
for "Smells Like Teen Spirit,"
524
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,891
and I'm going to need more
525
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:33,269
end of the music video
for "Smells Like Teen Spirit."
526
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,522
But also, freestyling's cool, too.
527
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,066
Let your personality shine.
528
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:41,486
♪ I hear your tambourines ♪
529
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:45,406
♪ on planet love, she says ♪
530
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,534
♪ On planet love...
531
00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:49,952
Dad!
532
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:54,165
Sorry. Dad, we still need someone
to run the medic tent.
533
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,959
Could you reach out to
one of the doctors in your golf group?
534
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,213
Elle, I'm a doctor.
535
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,297
Oh, my God.
536
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,799
I totally forgot.
537
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,092
This is perfect.
538
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:05,802
Mom.
539
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,221
I'm almost done
checking everything off the list.
540
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,388
Do you want to help me
541
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,682
heat-press "Rainier West"
onto the cheer outfits?
542
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:15,561
Oh, honey, I'd love to, but I'm, uh,
full steam ahead on the video.
543
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:19,315
{\an8}Trying to make this pep rally look...
544
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,316
{\an8}Fun?
545
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,734
Funner.
546
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:22,652
I'm using
547
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,613
footage of you leading
the team into the gym and then
548
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,323
cutting to stock footage of other
549
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,033
high schools celebrating.
550
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,618
You know how to do that?
551
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:32,995
I do now.
552
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,288
Hey, don't stay up too late.
553
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,999
Puffy eyes are neither fun nor fearless.
554
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,212
All right.
555
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,005
This is gonna feel different with music.
556
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,841
It's gonna feel different with music.
557
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,182
Okay.
558
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,977
Our fun, fearless female
559
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:59,147
is about to lead Rainier West High's
560
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:01,107
very first homecoming game.
561
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,483
Race. Cross country.
562
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,193
Sure.
563
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,778
How are you feeling?
564
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:11,200
I'm feeling ready for a fantastic day.
565
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:13,786
And, for context,
starting a high school homecoming
566
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:16,414
might not seem fearless, but in Seattle,
567
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:20,209
where people are on a scale
from misanthropic to apathetic,
568
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,211
it's a huge risk.
569
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:23,921
High probability of failure.
570
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:30,303
But I'm not afraid of a challenge.
571
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,176
I did it.
572
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,178
Yes!
573
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:13,262
♪ 'Cause I'm having a good time ♪
574
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:14,555
♪ Having a good time ♪
575
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:17,433
♪ I'm a shooting star,
leaping through the sky ♪
576
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:22,480
♪ like a tiger
defying the laws of gravity ♪
577
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:26,651
♪ I'm a racing car
passing by like Lady Godiva ♪
578
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:27,902
♪ I'm gonna go, go...
579
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,237
Ow. Ow.
580
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,739
♪ There's no stopping me ♪
581
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:34,742
♪ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah ♪
582
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:38,996
♪ Two hundred degrees, that's why
they call me Mr. Fahrenheit ♪
583
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,749
♪ I'm traveling at the speed of light ♪
584
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,543
♪ I want to make
a supersonic man outta you ♪
585
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,215
♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me,
don't stop me ♪
586
00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:50,174
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
587
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:51,676
♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪
588
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,094
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
589
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:54,595
- ♪ I like it ♪
- ♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪
590
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,264
♪ Have a good time, good time ♪
591
00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:57,890
♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪
592
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,767
♪ Whoa ♪
593
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,727
♪ Let loose, honey ♪
594
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:02,979
♪ All right ♪
595
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,988
Five, six, seven, eight.
596
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:19,120
♪ Oh, I'm burning through the sky, yeah ♪
597
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:23,958
♪ Two hundred degrees, that's why
they call me Mr. Fahrenheit, hey ♪
598
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:26,127
♪ Traveling at the speed of light ♪
599
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:30,256
♪ I want to make a supersonic
man outta you, hey, hey ♪
600
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,383
♪ Don't stop me now ♪
601
00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:35,845
♪ I'm having such a good time,
I'm having a ball ♪
602
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,139
♪ Don't stop me now ♪
603
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:40,766
♪ If you want to have a good time ♪
604
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,310
♪ Just give me a call ♪
605
00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:45,354
- ♪ Don't stop me now ♪
- ♪ 'Cause I'm having a good time ♪
606
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:48,316
- ♪ Don't stop me now ♪
- ♪ Yes, I'm having a good time ♪
607
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:52,987
♪ I don't want to stop at all ♪♪
608
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,885
Okay, runners,
609
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,470
one minute to start.
610
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:20,598
Elle, that dance was incredible.
611
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,601
And so many people showed up.
612
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,019
You were right.
613
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:32,401
So, good luck, everyone!
614
00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:35,196
Caleb, buzz cut guy,
615
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,155
Miles.
616
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,992
Jack... son.
617
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:44,663
Everyone have a great race, equally.
618
00:27:45,748 --> 00:27:46,874
See you at the finish.
619
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,834
Runners, take your mark.
620
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,047
Get set. Go!
621
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,097
♪ I try to keep her on a short leash ♪
622
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,433
♪ I try to calm her down...
623
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,394
Go, Miles!
624
00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:08,354
Go, all runners! Whoo!
625
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,356
♪ Into the ground, yeah...
626
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:13,150
I hope he can win this.
He looks good, right?
627
00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:14,944
Equally as good as everyone else.
628
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,570
♪ Can't fight the seether...
629
00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:20,408
♪ Can't fight the seether ♪
630
00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:23,035
♪ I can't see her till I'm...
631
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,036
Can I get two?
632
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,496
♪ at the mouth...
633
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,333
I like this song.
634
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:31,293
What?
635
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:33,087
Uh, I-I like this song.
636
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:34,964
And?
637
00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:38,217
Uh, that's it. I-I like this song.
638
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,301
Thanks.
639
00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,804
♪ I try to cram her back in my ♪
640
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,724
♪ Yeah ♪♪
641
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,271
- Principal Anderson.
- Hey.
642
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:51,814
Love to see you
getting some school spirit.
643
00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:52,898
Yeah,
644
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,401
great turnout, Elle. And meet my wife.
645
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:57,945
Oh, so nice to meet you, Mrs. Anderson.
646
00:28:58,028 --> 00:29:00,072
Your husband's really scary.
647
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:01,657
Oh, he's a teddy bear.
648
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,783
Yeah.
649
00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:04,869
I can't believe you did all of this.
650
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,662
- Entire school effort.
- Oh.
651
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,456
And might I just say, your hair
652
00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:10,291
is even more aspirational
653
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:11,542
in person than it is in photos.
654
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,878
I keep telling him that.
655
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:14,879
Yeah, she does.
656
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:20,468
You know, in three years,
I've never seen Anderson smile.
657
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:23,220
It's unsettling.
658
00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:25,222
He's had a personality transplant.
659
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:29,143
Maybe his wife
just brings out the best of him.
660
00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,145
Maybe he's two-faced.
661
00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:35,107
Did you really come here to creep on him?
662
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,400
I thought you were allergic
663
00:29:36,484 --> 00:29:38,986
to seeing people
from school outside school.
664
00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:41,030
Inside school, too, actually.
665
00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:49,121
You have a crush on Elle.
666
00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:50,372
No, I don't.
667
00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,124
Oh, it wasn't a question.
668
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:54,126
Elle organized homecoming.
669
00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:55,586
That's why you came.
670
00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,840
I don't have a crush on Elle.
671
00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:02,510
We have nothing in common.
672
00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:05,304
I have never held a tennis racket
673
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:08,182
and yet I have a crush
on Gabriela Sabatini.
674
00:30:08,265 --> 00:30:11,560
- And I have a crush on vigilante justice.
- Right.
675
00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:14,104
And that's it.
676
00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:16,440
Uh-huh.
677
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:17,691
Uh-huh.
678
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,486
Hey, be honest with me, doc,
how bad is it?
679
00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:22,905
Well, we're gonna have to lose the leg.
680
00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:26,700
It's just a minor sprain.
You're gonna keep some ice on it,
681
00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:29,161
and you'll be the next Suzanne Somers
before you know it.
682
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:32,540
I was really asking for it
when I put the Running Man in the routine.
683
00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:34,625
Well, thank you again.
684
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,753
- Sure.
- All right. Oh, boy, that's-that's bad.
685
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:40,965
Look at you, being all heroic.
686
00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:43,217
Yeah, seven skinned knees, two bee stings,
687
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,427
one overly confident chemistry teacher
688
00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:48,055
and... yeah.
689
00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:49,348
Honestly, today's been a blast.
690
00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:51,767
Oh, Elle really pulled this thing
691
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,018
- together.
- Yeah.
692
00:30:53,102 --> 00:30:55,563
And the footage is gonna be incredible.
693
00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:59,233
Joe's entire coverage
of the pistol start is out of focus,
694
00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:02,194
but I'm gonna see if I can
bribe the coach to do it again,
695
00:31:02,278 --> 00:31:03,487
and I'll get it as a pickup.
696
00:31:03,571 --> 00:31:05,739
Well, if anyone can do it, you can.
697
00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:08,534
I think every single one
of Elle's teachers came here
698
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,244
to tell me how much they love her.
699
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:12,538
As they should. We created her.
700
00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:17,418
Hey, I read Elle's essays for Cosmo,
701
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:18,460
and they're fantastic.
702
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:21,547
And I'm sure this internship will be great
703
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,007
- on a college application.
- Mm-hmm.
704
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:26,260
But... she is thriving here.
705
00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:27,720
I mean, look at all this.
706
00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:32,641
Are we sure that
moving back is the right move?
707
00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:34,768
I mean, it's what she wants.
708
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,313
Hmm.
709
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:39,481
That's,
710
00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:40,941
uh, Derr...
711
00:31:41,025 --> 00:31:43,193
David, er...
712
00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:46,155
Dane... Dean. Dean, okay, I think.
I-I'm just
713
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,740
- gonna go talk to him for a second.
- Yeah.
714
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:50,826
Hi.
715
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,161
Dean Wilson for mayor.
716
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,579
Oh, thank you.
717
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:55,080
Eva.
718
00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:56,832
Hey. Great event.
719
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,083
Thank you so much for coming.
720
00:31:58,167 --> 00:31:59,168
- Of course.
- And, you know,
721
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,545
you're doubling as our local celebrity.
722
00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:02,963
Oh. Well,
723
00:32:03,047 --> 00:32:05,007
I mean, any chance
to be out in the community.
724
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,383
Yeah.
725
00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:07,468
Would you like a button?
726
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:08,844
Oh.
727
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,804
Uh...
728
00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:12,431
Oh, you're serious.
729
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,308
This is Gucci.
730
00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:16,018
You-you don't put a pin through it.
731
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,436
- Ah.
- You're actually
732
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:19,229
not even supposed to wear it.
733
00:32:19,313 --> 00:32:21,440
Yeah, I'm not really a fashion guy.
734
00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:23,233
Yeah, I noticed.
735
00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:25,486
So you don't think this says
"relatable everyman"?
736
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,279
I think your message is saying that,
737
00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:30,115
and your outfit is saying more...
738
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,286
"...I just ate wings."
739
00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,747
All right.
740
00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:39,083
Nobody on my staff wants to tell me no.
741
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,502
They want to help you get elected or...
742
00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:44,171
Would you want to come join my team?
743
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:46,799
No, I'm serious.
744
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:49,051
I... Obviously, I need some help with
745
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:51,553
my image, and you really seem
to know what you're doing.
746
00:32:53,514 --> 00:32:55,015
Um...
747
00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,518
Wow.
748
00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:59,269
Mm...
749
00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:01,980
I'm sorry. No, I can't.
750
00:33:02,064 --> 00:33:04,483
I have obligations back in L.A.
751
00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:06,068
Sure, yeah.
752
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:07,361
- But thank you.
- Well,
753
00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:08,779
it was worth a shot.
754
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:09,905
Yeah.
755
00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:14,034
You should change this picture out,
'cause it doesn't...
756
00:33:14,118 --> 00:33:15,369
It's just a landscape.
757
00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:17,496
- But have a good day.
- All right.
758
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:29,466
They're coming!
759
00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:43,522
♪ Never was a cornflake girl...
760
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:46,483
Go, Miles! Go! Run!
761
00:33:46,567 --> 00:33:48,318
♪ Thought that was a good solution...
762
00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:50,529
Go! You got this, kid! Go, go!
763
00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:52,239
Go, Miles, go, run!
764
00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:54,450
Run faster! Beat 'em!
765
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:58,120
♪ This is not really happening ♪
766
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:02,916
♪ You bet your life it is ♪
767
00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:06,879
♪ Oh, honey, you bet your life ♪
768
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:12,134
♪ It's a peel out the watchword ♪
769
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:14,511
♪ Rabbit ♪
770
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:18,265
♪ where'd you put the keys, girl? ♪
771
00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:21,477
♪ Rabbit ♪
772
00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:24,646
♪ where'd you put the keys? ♪♪
773
00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:27,524
Way to go, buddy.
774
00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:30,319
Amazing!
775
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,404
I love sports!
776
00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:33,864
Who knew?
777
00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:38,202
Hey.
778
00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:39,745
That was incredible.
779
00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:40,829
Thanks.
780
00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:42,664
I didn't know trying
could be so rewarding.
781
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:44,583
Yeah, trying rocks.
782
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,251
Uh, I'll see you guys, okay?
783
00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:47,586
Bye.
784
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:50,506
Elle, we made $300 on concessions
785
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,383
and Anderson said
the student activities board can have it.
786
00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:54,927
I have an idea.
787
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,804
We buy one and a half pairs of jeans?
788
00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:58,931
A winter formal.
789
00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:00,432
A winter formal?
790
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:01,850
Like,
791
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:03,101
where people do their hair
792
00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:05,938
and wear fancy dresses and... not plaid?
793
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:07,981
Maybe less plaid.
794
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:10,067
We've never had one before,
but we've never
795
00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:12,903
had one of these either,
and this was so fun.
796
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,405
I was thinking you and I
could plan it together.
797
00:35:15,489 --> 00:35:16,990
Yes. Okay.
798
00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:18,784
I'm thinking ice sculptures,
799
00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:19,952
I'm thinking fake snow machines,
800
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,411
- I'm thinking--
- Shannon.
801
00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:22,746
Let's go.
802
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,289
I'm gonna drop off the petty cash
803
00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:25,666
- at the school.
- Okay.
804
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,210
Hey, Shannon.
805
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:31,630
The mountain came out today.
806
00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,090
Byes!
807
00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:52,192
Can I help?
808
00:35:52,276 --> 00:35:54,236
O-Oh.
809
00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:56,154
Sure. Yeah.
810
00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:59,366
There's some signage
by the entrance at the woods.
811
00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:01,368
My... my dad helped me put it up.
812
00:36:02,244 --> 00:36:03,412
Okay, yeah.
813
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:06,748
Yeah.
814
00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:12,254
That's tough, yeah.
815
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,298
- Great race, by the way.
- Thank you.
816
00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:17,676
What you did at the end there--
that was pretty epic.
817
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,595
Well... to be honest,
818
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:22,556
it's the first time I've run
in front of that many people, so...
819
00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:32,274
♪ Ta-da ♪♪
820
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:33,483
Very impressive.
821
00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:35,736
I'm a pro.
822
00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:38,614
You're very sparkly.
823
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,240
It's an oil-free shimmer,
824
00:36:40,324 --> 00:36:43,327
and it is unisex, if you're interested.
825
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,496
You know, I think it's gonna rain.
826
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:47,748
Here.
827
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:48,999
Stand under the tree.
828
00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:51,043
Take this.
829
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,087
There you go.
830
00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:05,599
Okay, how did you know that?
831
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,226
Live here long enough,
you can just kind of feel it.
832
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,271
Don't you get tired of all the rain?
833
00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:13,565
No.
834
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:15,984
I mean, people complain about Seattle
835
00:37:16,068 --> 00:37:19,446
being, like, dark and depressing, but
836
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:21,239
the rain is actually
what makes it beautiful.
837
00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:23,575
It's what makes it green.
838
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:30,415
Sorry.
839
00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:33,126
- Here.
- Oh.
840
00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:34,252
I got it.
841
00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,221
So, you and Dustin...
842
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:47,307
If I'm being perfectly honest...
843
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,269
...we were never
actually dating.
844
00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:56,358
Kimberly thought
I had a crush on somebody else.
845
00:37:58,110 --> 00:37:59,403
Crush on who?
846
00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:03,824
Um...
847
00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:09,413
I'm unable to disclose that information
848
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:10,956
at this moment.
849
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,044
And even though
850
00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:17,838
the big game is over,
851
00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:20,841
our fun, fearless female
852
00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:22,259
- never stops.
- Oh, my God, Mom.
853
00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:23,719
Here she is, cleaning up
854
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,263
with our star quarterback.
855
00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:27,973
I'm sorry, it's this
856
00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:30,434
- dumb video project we're doing.
- It's-it's okay.
857
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,561
I should probably go.
My-my dads are here. They...
858
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:33,729
- Yeah.
- They're gonna drive me home.
859
00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:35,439
- Okay.
- Okay.
860
00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:36,440
Bye.
861
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,483
- Bye.
- And... that's a cut.
862
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,069
All right, guys, you can take five.
863
00:38:41,153 --> 00:38:42,696
- Make it a real five.
- Can I have that tape, please?
864
00:38:44,865 --> 00:38:47,159
- And put a tarp over the camera, Joe.
- You got it, Mrs. Woods.
865
00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:48,452
Mom, what was that?
866
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:50,871
We just got the most amazing footage.
867
00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:53,415
This isn't footage, this is my life.
868
00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:55,792
I... I know.
869
00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:56,710
You know what, forget this.
870
00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:59,254
- Wait, wait, what are you doing?
- I don't want to do the contest anymore.
871
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,673
No, Elle, we can win this thing.
872
00:39:01,757 --> 00:39:04,426
I already renewed
our subscription to the Bowl.
873
00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:06,053
You did this for yourself.
874
00:39:06,887 --> 00:39:07,929
What?
875
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,557
You pretended
to be doing the video for me,
876
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,935
but clearly, you were just
dying to get back to L.A. yourself.
877
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:17,647
Okay, maybe I'm not loving
878
00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:20,067
Seattle, and I was intrigued
879
00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,527
by the idea of having a reason
to go back home.
880
00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:24,362
Yeah, because you're so closed-minded,
881
00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:25,947
you can't look around
and say maybe this place
882
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,532
doesn't suck.
883
00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:30,577
Maybe it's okay people don't do things
here like they do in L.A.
884
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:33,121
Okay, you're the one that wanted
to go back to L.A. in the first place.
885
00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:34,539
Well, now I don't know!
886
00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:39,336
I'm changing this place,
and maybe it's changing me, too.
887
00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:41,755
And I don't totally hate it.
888
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,173
I don't need to pretend
889
00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:46,051
to be fun and fearless for a stupid video.
890
00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:50,597
I am fun and fearless.
891
00:39:53,809 --> 00:39:57,437
You can't walk home, Elle.
It's two miles and it's raining.
892
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:00,816
Fearless!
893
00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:12,410
Oh, my poor shoes.
894
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:27,175
♪ Bells ring into the night ♪
895
00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:33,515
♪ Sounds like a mistress
on a rainy night...
896
00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:36,726
I am so glad
you didn't have to run in this.
897
00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:39,563
♪ down together...
898
00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:41,356
Uh, I'm just gonna be a second.
899
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,858
- All right.
- I'll be quick.
900
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:44,651
♪ goes away...
901
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,488
Did you walk home?
902
00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:50,157
My-my dads could've given you a ride.
903
00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:54,411
I still have your jacket.
904
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:57,289
It's pouring.
Just give it back to me tomorrow.
905
00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:16,766
♪ Don't want to say
that I'm through with it ♪
906
00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:22,564
♪ Just want to be right by your side ♪
907
00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:29,571
♪ Right by your side ♪♪
908
00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:56,264
Mom?
909
00:41:56,348 --> 00:41:58,266
Hey, there.
910
00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:00,518
Looks like you got trapped in the rain.
911
00:42:00,602 --> 00:42:02,187
- Where's Mom?
- Uh, she, apparently,
912
00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:04,856
is helping out the superintendent
with his mayoral campaign.
913
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,900
She was very riled up
about elastic waistbands.
914
00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:09,903
Okay. Do you know when she'll be back?
915
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:12,572
I really, really need to talk to her.
916
00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:15,325
You could talk to me.
917
00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:21,039
Like...
918
00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:23,541
Like, about my life?
919
00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:26,419
Then you'll give me your opinion on it?
920
00:42:26,503 --> 00:42:27,963
Sure.
921
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,965
I mean, I was kind of bummed
when I found out
922
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:31,174
that you were thinking about going back
923
00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:33,468
to Los Angeles without even
talking to me about it first.
924
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,470
- That's not happening anymore.
- Oh.
925
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,681
I just kissed a guy
who got broken up with by a girl
926
00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:39,432
who I'm really trying to become
friends with, and obviously,
927
00:42:39,516 --> 00:42:41,059
I shouldn't have done that,
but it was really, really hard
928
00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:42,686
not to, so what should I do?
929
00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:52,112
Uh...
930
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:53,280
I'll just go wait for Mom.
931
00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:54,489
Great.
932
00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:02,455
No.
933
00:43:06,543 --> 00:43:10,130
"How long do I have to wait before
I'm allowed to kiss a friend's ex?"
934
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:12,299
This one says...
935
00:43:12,382 --> 00:43:13,717
two years.
936
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,012
That one says
the length of the relationship
937
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,638
plus two years.
938
00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:20,181
I'm seeing...
939
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,226
"...never, you monster."
940
00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:25,145
Triple-checking for one
941
00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:27,147
that says 48 hours.
942
00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:28,648
What if you're really new friends?
943
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:35,196
I messed up.
944
00:43:37,157 --> 00:43:38,825
I have to own it.
945
00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:43,913
Hopefully, Shannon appreciates
the honesty and forgives me.
946
00:44:12,484 --> 00:44:14,736
Hey. Hey, have you seen Shannon?
947
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:16,905
Um, she's not here.
948
00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:18,490
Something really bad happened.
949
00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:21,117
I know. I-I just need to talk to her.
It was a misunderstand--
950
00:44:21,201 --> 00:44:23,244
Shannon's mom
was in a car accident last night.
951
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,246
In front of the school.
952
00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:27,791
She's dead.
953
00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:51,898
{\an8}♪ ♪
954
00:45:17,257 --> 00:45:19,259
{\an8}♪ ♪