1 00:00:00,084 --> 00:00:02,211 When we first met, you were very 2 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:04,547 honest about my campaign needing a refresh. 3 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:06,799 But I don't know anything about political speeches. 4 00:00:09,135 --> 00:00:12,388 I think our best bet is to do this by candlelight. 5 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,348 - Previously on Elle... - Hey! 6 00:00:14,432 --> 00:00:15,891 Principal Anderson either 7 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:19,645 forgot to purchase a stop sign he ordered for the school entrance or 8 00:00:19,729 --> 00:00:22,022 - he took it for himself. - We break into Anderson's office, 9 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:25,151 make copies of the receipts, cross-reference them with the budget... 10 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:27,445 Now we just need an excuse to be in school 11 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:28,487 - over the weekend. - Hmm, 12 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:30,406 when did detention get so uncool? 13 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:31,824 And if any of you set foot outside this room, 14 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:33,284 you will be expelled. 15 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,413 Whoa. Okay. 16 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:39,707 Guys, we need to do something. 17 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:47,339 - And that's not his wife. - So we're saying 18 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:49,133 this girl is his daughter. 19 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,509 Someone must be blackmailing him. 20 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:53,053 Guys, I need your help. It's my mom. 21 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:56,974 Look, thousands of dollars in cash was reported stolen from school today. 22 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,559 They found it in her car. 23 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,292 Sit down. 24 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,674 Honey. 25 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,009 - Do I have an eyelash? - No. 26 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:34,929 You're sad? 27 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,184 - He's sad? - His face tattoos. 28 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,354 What do teardrops mean? 29 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,106 That he's killed three people 30 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:48,275 and he wants us to know. 31 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:50,778 I just made eye contact with him. 32 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:52,863 Um, I'm a target. 33 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:55,366 Honey, roll up your sleeves, just look tough. 34 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,078 Why don't you guys go get something to drink? 35 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:02,331 So their thirst is quenched before they're shanked in the hallway? 36 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,417 We'll be fine. Thanks. 37 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:06,919 Okay, honey. 38 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,634 It's not how I wanted to spend my Saturday, either. 39 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,928 I'm just glad we were home to get Liz's call. 40 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,721 Yeah. That poor girl. 41 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:23,686 Can you imagine finding out your mother's been arrested for theft? 42 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:26,021 Well, you know what they say, there's two sides to every story. 43 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:27,898 God, I miss L.A. 44 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:30,734 At least there, we could keep Elle safe from the criminal element. 45 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,820 She trick-or-treated at the Menendez house. 46 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,073 Kitty gave out those full-sized Snickers, though, so... 47 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,243 What are you doing? 48 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,370 Appearing bigger. He's a bear in the wild, honey. 49 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,497 Maintain eye contact. Do not show fear. 50 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,165 You get out of here! 51 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:46,292 That's right! 52 00:02:49,587 --> 00:02:52,673 Elle and I took a self-defense class at the Y. 53 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:58,679 Your mom thinks my mom did this. 54 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,472 No, she doesn't. 55 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,476 Okay, yeah, she probably does. 56 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,188 Is there any chance that she did? 57 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,942 - You did not seriously just ask me that. - Well, the police don't 58 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:13,485 go around arresting the wrong person. 59 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:16,113 Uh, yeah, they do. She was framed. 60 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,324 Come on, if my mom was the type of person that stole money, 61 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:19,950 why would she be working three jobs? 62 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,952 Maybe so she doesn't have to work three jobs. 63 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:24,288 My bad. I thought you changed. 64 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,998 Well-- Liz. Liz, hang on. Wait. 65 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,875 Elle, she couldn't have done this. 66 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,294 Okay? Think about it, this isn't some random person you don't know. 67 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,921 It's my mom. 68 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,008 You're right. 69 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,844 I know Donna and I believe her. 70 00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:40,804 I don't care what it looks like. 71 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,141 In fact... 72 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:51,065 Hello, you look like you could use a Fruitopia. 73 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,608 Busy. 74 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,110 In the interest of public safety, 75 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:58,656 I'd like to put a request in to expedite this bailout process. 76 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,953 Are you aware that one of your current detainees 77 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:05,955 was taken straight from her place of employment 78 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,540 without any of the products from her current skin care regimen? 79 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:10,125 That seems unethical, 80 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:12,211 - if not downright illegal. - Oh, my God. Mom. 81 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,879 I'm fine. 82 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:15,506 You can relax, sweetie. 83 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,882 I'm fine. 84 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,928 Wyatt, Eva, thank you so much. 85 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:24,765 I am so sorry to have inconvenienced you like this. 86 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,350 No, it's our pleasure. Right, Eva? 87 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,770 - Yeah. - Yeah. 88 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,522 And we're-we're so glad you're okay. 89 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,816 Good news is, I can make my own mascara now, 90 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,442 with coffee and Vaseline. 91 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,194 We know you didn't do this, Donna. 92 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:39,989 Thank you, honey. 93 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:44,910 Next order of business, score you a powerhouse attorney. 94 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:47,788 My mom went to the same Burke Williams as Gloria Allred. 95 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,748 Oh, honey, I don't think she'd remember me. 96 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:51,500 Didn't you two dry-sauna naked? 97 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,168 That was a whole boob job ago. 98 00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:54,586 Mom. 99 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,714 But what's a little silicone between friends? 100 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,299 No. No, no, no, no. You've already done too much. 101 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:02,720 And, besides, I already have a lawyer. Ace Bellisario. 102 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,305 Is that that short guy from OJ's team? 103 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:09,059 No, the guy whose number was scratched into the payphone in my holding cell. 104 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:11,061 - Oh. - Him. 105 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:16,984 ♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪ 106 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:23,115 ♪ I'm only happy when it's complicated ♪ 107 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,200 {\an8}♪ And though I know you can't ♪ 108 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:27,202 ♪ appreciate it ♪ 109 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:30,205 ♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪ 110 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:33,250 ♪ Pour your ♪ 111 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,252 {\an8}- ♪ misery down ♪ ♪ Pour your misery ♪ 112 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:39,256 {\an8}- ♪ Pour your misery down on me ♪ ♪ down, pour your misery ♪ 113 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:43,260 - ♪ Pour your misery down ♪ - ♪ down, pour ♪ 114 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:47,264 {\an8}♪ You can keep me company as long as ♪ 115 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,308 ♪ you don't care ♪ 116 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,229 {\an8}♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪ 117 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,609 {\an8}♪ You wanna hear about my new obsession? ♪ 118 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,611 {\an8}♪ I'm riding high upon ♪ 119 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,072 ♪ a deep depression ♪ 120 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,532 ♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪ 121 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:09,119 ♪ Pour some misery down on me ♪ 122 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:12,039 ♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪♪ 123 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,374 I'm outside Rainier West High 124 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,877 where I just spoke to Principal Shane Anderson 125 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,756 about the stolen property that investigators say was concessions cash 126 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:21,965 from sporting events. 127 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,927 Well, it-it was $12,515. 128 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:28,931 {\an8}And when the exact amount was discovered in Donna Miller's car, police, 129 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,891 they-they connected the dots. Yeah. 130 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,893 - Slimeball. I hate that guy. - Well, it-it is, 131 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,520 {\an8}it's disheartening, you know? 132 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,772 {\an8}Donna was beloved while she was here, 133 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,691 {\an8}but she was also terminated for a previous theft, 134 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:43,904 {\an8}so I-I hope it's not true, but if-if it quacks like a duck. 135 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,989 Did he just compare me to waterfowl? 136 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,783 - This man needs to fry. - It'll be fine. 137 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,452 We'll get you in front of some news cameras looking all pretty, 138 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:53,122 you'll plead your innocence, and everyone will believe you 139 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,582 because the truth always prevails. 140 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:59,586 Good, because the city is paying me a pretty penny to represent you. 141 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:00,879 - Ace Bellisario. - Yes, 142 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,172 we spoke on the phone. I'm Donna. 143 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,633 I recognize you from your mug shot, and from being the main character 144 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,636 on the news. Welcome to my office. 145 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:08,887 I see that my secretary 146 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,265 already got you drinks. We saved our receipts? 147 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,766 Do you have an actual office, 148 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,519 or do you just like talking over the sound of five TVs? 149 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,771 It is currently going through renovations. 150 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,816 They'll call anything "condemned" these days. So, 151 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,568 I hear the cops found 152 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,153 a bunch of money in your car. Ooh. 153 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,988 - Yeah. - Allegedly, 154 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,240 which is why I've prepped Donna for her close-up. 155 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,993 I assume you've contacted all the local news affiliates 156 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,828 so she could defend her name to the public? 157 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:35,998 Now that is what us lawyers call patently moronic. 158 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,333 I object. 159 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:41,336 So, Donna is looking at, 160 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,755 uh, ooh, first-degree theft 161 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,884 and a Class B felony. Yeah. 162 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,011 So, what do I do? 163 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:51,847 Keep your face out of the limelight, you settle for a plea deal, 164 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,266 and you hope that people forget who you are in a few years. 165 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,976 Oh, no, we're not settling. 166 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,436 This needs to be dismissed. 167 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:58,979 Donna was framed. 168 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,064 Our principal's been skimming money off the school budget. 169 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,691 He's being blackmailed. 170 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:05,444 And he was about to be caught stealing money to pay off his blackmailer, 171 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,154 so he needed to quickly frame my mom. 172 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,031 Which you can prove? 173 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,949 Not exactly. 174 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:14,328 The blackmail note was washed away by an aggressive sprinkler system. 175 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:17,497 - Mm-hmm. - No one's fault, but, um... 176 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:19,708 I've itemized the school budget 177 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,628 from highest to lowest, and right under "earthquake insurance," 178 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,339 you'll see the most expensive monthly payments are for 179 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:28,800 tater tots they don't serve and a Channel One News subscription 180 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,135 - they don't air. - And there's no receipts 181 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:31,136 for these transactions? 182 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,138 Um... 183 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,598 well, no. 184 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:35,933 He has receipts. 185 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:38,060 For everything. 186 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,687 So, no proof of blackmail 187 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:42,856 and a paper trail that adds up. Right. 188 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,900 You girls need to read a little more Nancy Drew. 189 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,735 Principal Anderson put stolen money 190 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,528 into my mom's car while she was at work. 191 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,614 - We need to take him down. - Actually, that 192 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,951 can't be proved because Donna's Blockbuster had no surveillance. 193 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,119 - Oh, my God. - There are, however, eyewitness accounts 194 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:59,206 that put Donna at the school the day of the theft, 195 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,958 which is not great for any of us. 196 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,793 Maybe we should get a second opinion. 197 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,920 Okay. 198 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:08,882 Elle, sweetie, thank you both so much 199 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:11,009 for trying to straighten this out for me, 200 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,928 but this is not a problem for 16-year-olds. 201 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,138 You should be... 202 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:19,059 worried about midterms and acne. 203 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,354 Isn't there a winter formal that you're in charge of? 204 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,361 Mr. Bellisario, you're wrong. 205 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:32,990 We shouldn't forget about Donna. We should celebrate her. 206 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,575 You don't need to come to your own defense if we do it for you. 207 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:36,994 What-what are-- what are you talking about? 208 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,454 When you were fired, the entire student body 209 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:42,040 was more than willing to sign my "Rehire Donna" petition. 210 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:44,376 I just need to re-rally the student body, 211 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,295 get them to say nice things about you, 212 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:49,256 and show everyone you couldn't possibly have done this. 213 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:53,176 I-I'm not comfortable admit-admitting I know her. 214 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,054 Just talk about how Donna took you under her wing 215 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,556 when you had no money for lunch. 216 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:58,640 Hey, you know 217 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,559 I never asked her to steal that petty cash. 218 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,353 Does that make me an accomplice? 219 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,563 Cut. 220 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,149 Thank you, you're excused. 221 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,653 I'll just find someone else. 222 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:14,281 Didn't the news say Donna stole, like, a ton of money? 223 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:18,535 Wait, is Donna why we can't afford Dave Matthews at the winter formal? 224 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,954 I actually really like Donna. 225 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,415 But she should be in jail. 226 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,209 Cut. 227 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:35,260 Yellow font? On white paper? 228 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,137 That's not what I told them. 229 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,930 This is what I get for delegating. 230 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,642 I know I'm probably being overly sensitive 'cause of the whole Donna situation, 231 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:46,730 but seriously, who thought yellow and snow would be visually compatible? 232 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,858 Oh... I see it now. Yeah, it's bad. 233 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,861 And to top it all off, it's on January 21st. 234 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:54,946 What's wrong with the 21st? 235 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,156 It's the night of the Golden Globes. 236 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,996 Uh... 237 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,790 so, I guess if we're changing the dance 238 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:08,001 to accommodate your TV-viewing schedule, that means that you're going? 239 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:11,046 I practically birthed this dance. 240 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,006 And then, once Donna got arrested, 241 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,050 I stopped mid-push and handed it to the committee 242 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,386 to bring into the world, but... 243 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,971 Well, yeah, this analogy 244 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,641 ends a little too dark for my personal tastes. 245 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,560 Hey, are... 246 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:26,978 are you going with anyone? 247 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,315 Um... 248 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,903 I should go. 249 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,363 Yeah, me, too. 250 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,621 I-I don't know why you're panicking. 251 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,499 I don't like how exposed we are, either, but if you watch 252 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:48,834 the news, I'm clearly taking care of it. 253 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:49,918 Yeah. 254 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,670 - Ow! - Uh, no. Hey, hey. 255 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,672 No. Okay. 256 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,798 Dude, oh... 257 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:55,966 That's not to be used as a weapon. 258 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,520 To redial 0-6-1 259 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,690 3-8-3-3-1-1, 260 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,066 - please stay on the line. 261 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,819 Did you just hang up on me? 262 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:16,903 Hi, who is this? 263 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,865 Oh, uh, um, Coastal Northwest Earthquake Insurance. 264 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,158 How can I help? 265 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,451 Oh. 266 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,619 Sorry, I have the wrong number. 267 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,585 I really like Donna, 268 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:35,839 and I hate to be judgmental, so... 269 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,466 I don't know. 270 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:42,053 Didn't MLK say, "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"? 271 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,057 Yeah, I think we should wait 272 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:49,019 until... more 273 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,896 facts. 274 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,482 Could you zoom in any closer? 275 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,775 I mean, doesn't she have a great smile? 276 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,194 I'm just giving the people what they want. 277 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,696 We agreed on a fixed-frame medium close-up. 278 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,906 This isn't gonna match the others. 279 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,199 There are no others. 280 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,243 No one else came out in Donna's defense. 281 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,879 I thought this was gonna work. 282 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,385 I don't get it. 283 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,638 Donna was always helping people who needed it. 284 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,057 I don't know why I expected more 285 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,227 from people who photocopy paper snowflakes. 286 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,062 Well, that was specific. 287 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,065 I caught Pamela from the dance committee at the Xerox machine. 288 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,274 My God. 289 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:39,277 I know, photocopying snowflakes. 290 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,196 Singularity is their core feature. 291 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,240 Mm, well, I would offer to help, 292 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,699 but then I'd have to, you know, plan a dance. 293 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,743 But you're going, right? 294 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,620 Mm-mm. Dances are lame. 295 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,706 Classist, sexist, elitist and homophobic. They're basically fascist. 296 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:55,585 I'm, like, the least fascist person I know. 297 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,672 Well, either way, I don't do extracurriculars. 298 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,298 I barely do curriculars. 299 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,261 Dances are the only reason people go to high school, 300 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,222 especially dances I throw. You, sir, are going. 301 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,974 Fine. 302 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,058 Fine? 303 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,852 Fine. 304 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,483 So... 305 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,110 we're going together? 306 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,029 Fine. 307 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:31,580 Okay, see, I wasn't asking you to go with me. 308 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,165 I was asking if you were asking me to go with you. 309 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,501 Fine. 310 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,504 Fine. 311 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,178 Okay. 312 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,389 Mom? I've had a great idea of what to do 313 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,224 with the testimonials for Donna. 314 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:54,060 The homecoming video was so good, I just... 315 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,812 Mom? 316 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:57,772 What? 317 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,691 Did you watch Outbreak again? 318 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:03,028 I told you, we're safe here. We're in America. 319 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,197 There was a carbon monoxide leak at town hall, 320 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:10,869 and now they have exposure concerns about the mayoral debate. 321 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:14,623 I know a mass casualty event would be really bad press, 322 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,000 but this is barbaric. 323 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,420 I mean, who is going to wear this? 324 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,882 Well, why don't you do it at the school? 325 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,593 The gym's huge, and it's not like we use it for sports. 326 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,304 Elle Woods. 327 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,848 It's like I gave birth to myself. 328 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,767 Thank you. So, anyway, 329 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:37,896 Madison's dad said he'd clear "I'll Stand By You" for a low license fee, 330 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:41,274 and half the testimonials start with "I love Donna, but." 331 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,526 So, I was thinking 332 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,696 we edit out all the "buts," throw in some distracting transitions, 333 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,575 and it'll show 50 students saying "I love Donna" over and over. 334 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:54,079 I mean, I'm all for a little creative license, 335 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,081 but I'm not sure that's ethical. 336 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,333 I mean, they said it, right? 337 00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,709 - Mm-hmm. - The debate will be filled 338 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:00,919 with the discerning public. 339 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,839 Reporters covering the event can pick it up for the 6:00 news. 340 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,425 - Donna's reputation will be saved. - But... 341 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,219 tomorrow night's Dean's night to shine. 342 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,846 Okay, but Donna could go to prison. 343 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,556 Well, honey, that's what happens 344 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,975 when you're caught with stolen cash in your car. 345 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,019 So you think she's lying. 346 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,939 All I'm saying is that's what I heard on the news. 347 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,608 Well, you lied on my birth certificate. Should you go to jail? 348 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,237 Watch your tone, young lady. 349 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,988 Why won't you fight this with me? 350 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,324 Because neither of us have a law degree, 351 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:32,826 and we need to leave this to the people 352 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,120 who actually know what they're talking about. 353 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,498 The mayoral debate is not the place for a high school protest. 354 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,917 And what are you wearing? 355 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,840 Could Glam-ma be right? 356 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,427 What if I'm totally wrong about Donna? 357 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,681 What if my predilection for seeing the good in people 358 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,267 is blinding me from an uglier reality? 359 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,564 Like how that hooded man's running right towards us 360 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,649 and we're just sitting here like we're completely safe. 361 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,944 Okay, Bruiser, we trained for this. 362 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,448 We are bigger than you! 363 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,159 We appear very large and threatening! 364 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,540 Miles, what the heck? 365 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,209 You know I took self-defense at the Y. 366 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,377 Oh, yeah. Definitely. 367 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,671 Mm. 368 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,258 What's going on? 369 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:34,304 Just asking Bruiser how to choose between my mom and my gut. 370 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,555 Who's winning? 371 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,267 My entire life, I wanted to be my mom. 372 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:43,813 I wanted her clothes, her social life, her friends, her skin. 373 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,107 And then we move here, and... 374 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,819 ...I barely recognize her. 375 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,447 It's like we have nothing in common anymore. 376 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,240 I don't think that's a bad thing. 377 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,995 This last summer, I realized I loved the Eagles... 378 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,079 - Mm. - ...even though I grew up thinking 379 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,081 I hated them because my dads did. 380 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,627 Maybe this is the time in our lives 381 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,921 we realize our path diverges from our parents. 382 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,548 If this ends with you making me an Eagles mixtape, 383 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,175 our paths are going to diverge. 384 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,636 Every bone in my body wants to sing "Desperado" right now. 385 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,179 - Please. - I really want to do it. 386 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,349 Miles, I am begging you, for Bruiser's sake. 387 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,685 I'll spare you. 388 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,688 If you want my advice... 389 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,192 ...I think you got to ask yourself who you'd rather disappoint. 390 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,238 Your mom or yourself? 391 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,829 I almost got you that time. 392 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,499 I just got off the phone with my lawyer. 393 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,918 He's gonna bill you a quarter for the payphone. 394 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,880 Um... 395 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,593 It's bad, Liz. 396 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:59,222 Um, the plaintiff's attorney just convinced the judge 397 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,015 to consider jail time. 398 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,935 Three-to-ten if convicted. 399 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,228 What, years? 400 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,771 They can't do that. 401 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,273 Can they? 402 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,942 I don't know. 403 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,165 Hey. 404 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,543 When it rains, it pours. 405 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,045 Can I come in? 406 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,672 Uh... 407 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,425 What are you doing here? 408 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,344 Well, no one asked me for a testimonial for the Save Donna Campaign. 409 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,889 No one asks Freddy Krueger for sleeping tips, either. 410 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,599 Just let me do a nice gesture. 411 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,684 Six minutes, all glowing. 412 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,021 Whoop. Just kidding, sorry. 413 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:52,609 Since when are you capable of nice gestures? 414 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,736 Maybe I have been 415 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:58,406 a little bit of a Freddy Krueger to you lately. 416 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,117 What's the statute of limitations on "lately"? 417 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,745 I-I-I don't know. I-I guess-- 418 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,496 Since you made out with me all summer at camp, 419 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,332 and then pretended I didn't exist, right? 420 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,917 If you want to get technical about it. 421 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,255 Look, not everybody grew up with a mom like yours. 422 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:19,302 Um, my parents would never, uh... 423 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,847 Anyway, um, 424 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,807 I convinced some of the popular seniors 425 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,060 to give testimonials, too, so that's five, 426 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,897 but in terms of social currency, it basically counts as ten. 427 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,440 They're very influential. 428 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,068 They are, aren't they? 429 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,072 Where are you going? 430 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,199 I'm calling Elle. 431 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,161 I think this is a video mixer. 432 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,670 ♪ When I'm out walking I strut my stuff ♪ 433 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,964 ♪ and I'm so strung out ♪ 434 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,341 ♪ I'm high as a kite, I just might ♪ 435 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,301 ♪ stop to check you out ♪ 436 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,804 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 437 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,055 ♪ like I blister in the sun ♪ 438 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,390 Save room for dinner. 439 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:08,017 ♪ Let me go on... 440 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,644 Your trendsetters are here. 441 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:15,149 Donna was basically the least judgmental person at this school. So, yeah, 442 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,567 sucks they fired her. 443 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,778 - Tell us why you think Donna was... - Okay. 444 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:19,988 Why am I so nervous for this? 445 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:23,157 And action. 446 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:26,035 And I'm pretty sure we would've been late to every single meet without her. 447 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,788 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 448 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:29,831 ♪ Big hands... 449 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:33,209 I've curated a list of student home addresses from nearest to farthest. 450 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,545 Convince them this is the most down-with-the-establishment cause 451 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,629 they'll ever be a part of. 452 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:40,049 Also, all the cool kids are doing it. So, you know, peer pressure. 453 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,259 Peer pressure is my religion. 454 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,971 Okay, now you're gonna tell your favorite Donna story. 455 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,806 And action. 456 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,933 Remember when Donna would stand outside our classroom 457 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,852 in the morning to greet every student? 458 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,312 - I actually really miss that. - So, my freshmen year, 459 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,856 uh, Donna volunteered 460 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,024 - to be the manager... - Here you go. 461 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,317 ...of our cross country team... 462 00:21:58,401 --> 00:21:59,861 - Donna was basically... - Elle-A, check this out. 463 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,154 ...the least judgmental person... 464 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,864 Donna noticed that I was the only kid 465 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,615 who didn't have money for pizza day, 466 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:07,535 and she split her pizza with me. 467 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,328 She's a good person, 468 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,289 and if she says she's innocent, I believe her. 469 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,458 Yeah, that'll pair nicely with Quiet Kyle saying 470 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,127 that Donna let him hide his ferret in her file cabinet during gym. 471 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,295 Already done. 472 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,588 Fifteen more testimonials. 473 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,965 Everyone says some version of "I believe Donna." 474 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,258 That means we just broke a hundred. 475 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,218 And we're off to get more. 476 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:25,803 Oh, call if you need any more refreshments. 477 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:26,846 Got it. Thank you. 478 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,307 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 479 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,934 ♪ like I blister in the sun... 480 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,020 - Donna volunteered to be the manager. 481 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,815 Um, she gave birth to me. 482 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,443 Which is pretty cool of her. 483 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,448 - Don't forget to save... - I forgot to save... 484 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:46,949 - ...a cup of pasta water. - ...a cup of pasta water. 485 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,701 One day. 486 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,795 You know, I've never made a homemade meal with my mom before. 487 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,840 Then again, I've never held a can of Jolt in her presence, either. 488 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,383 Easy with that stuff. 489 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:06,761 - It'll make you vibrate. - Don't worry, I saw what happened 490 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:09,722 to Jessie Spano when she got addicted to caffeine pills. 491 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,265 - Saved by the Bell? - Yeah. 492 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:12,767 Mm-hmm. 493 00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:16,813 I don't know how you guys did all this stuff. 494 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,023 Oh, it was Liz's idea to use the seniors 495 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,441 with social influence. 496 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,277 She'd do anything for you, 497 00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:25,238 including empower the popular girls. 498 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:29,450 Well, when you're all the other has, you got to have each other's back. 499 00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:33,204 It's gonna be okay, Donna. 500 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:51,889 And we are officially... 501 00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:53,975 outputting. 502 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,935 Hundred and eighty-nine testimonials. 503 00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,772 Let's hope it's enough to change the hearts and minds 504 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,482 of the public at the debate tomorrow. 505 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,568 You mean tonight. It's ten after 5:00. 506 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,236 Oh, my God. 507 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:09,115 Did I just have my first all-nighter? 508 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,617 I feel so collegiate. 509 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,165 Why are you doing this? 510 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,041 'Cause I love your mom. 511 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,918 Well, I love my mom, too. 512 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:24,172 But, you know, I don't think it would've ever occurred to me 513 00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:27,842 - to hijack a mayoral debate on her behalf. - Mm-hmm. 514 00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:31,179 Coco Chanel once said, "If you're sad, 515 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:33,097 add more lipstick and attack." 516 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,349 And I think Coco would agree, 517 00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:37,643 it's a lot easier to attack when you have an army. 518 00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:48,821 What's that? 519 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:54,869 Um, please don't be you about this, but... 520 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:57,330 I saw it in the window of a consignment store 521 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,706 and I thought of you. 522 00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:08,758 You've made Seattle a little pinker, 523 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:13,137 and I like to think Seattle's made you a little more plaid. 524 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,850 Liz, I love it. 525 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,228 Thank you. 526 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,315 Yep. 527 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,691 - You can let go now. - Best friend. 528 00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:27,235 Okay, I don't want to, though. 529 00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:28,611 I know you don't. 530 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:32,240 Oh, sir. Yeah, that's for you. 531 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:36,410 Hi. There you go. 532 00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:37,954 Sorry, I only have so many. 533 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,165 I gave the Dean Team signs 534 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:44,126 to the best-looking people in the crowd. 535 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:47,338 I hate myself for thinking that's a good idea, but you are brilliant. 536 00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:48,965 - You look handsome. - Thank you. 537 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:52,343 In a Charlie from Party of Five kind of way. 538 00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:54,512 - Wow. - That's actually a show 539 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,722 you should reference. Kids out there will eat it up. 540 00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:59,809 I've got this. This is the part I'm actually good at. 541 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,018 Why are you so nervous? 542 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,854 I just... 543 00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:05,481 really need a win right now. 544 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:07,858 Been, uh, going through it with Elle. 545 00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:10,319 - Aw. - She's convinced herself 546 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:14,323 that Principal Anderson set up Donna to hide some secret affair. 547 00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:17,827 Well, did you tell her that this is one of the schools I oversee 548 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,912 and that I do my research before I hire my principal? 549 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:22,290 There you are. I've been calling you. 550 00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:24,333 - I'm sorry, my phone was off. - Keep it on. 551 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,960 There's breaking news and the press will want a comment. 552 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,378 What's the breaking news? 553 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,591 - Where's Liz? - Haven't seen her. 554 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:35,052 Okay, well, we'll just have to start without her. 555 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:37,263 Once Principal Anderson announces the candidates, 556 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:38,806 I'll hit the lights. Everything goes dark. 557 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,975 Dustin rolls in the projector, you pull down the screen, 558 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:42,184 - Dustin presses play. - Elle. 559 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,353 And we get totally busted. 560 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:52,570 Boys, would you mind giving us a moment, please? 561 00:26:58,576 --> 00:26:59,577 I asked you 562 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,287 - not to do this. - I know 563 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,914 how you feel about leaving this to the judicial system, 564 00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:06,709 but, respectfully, I disagree, and so does our school. 565 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,294 We believe in Donna. 566 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,254 And I don't mean to piggyback off your big night, 567 00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:13,007 but all the reporters are here to see that Donna is good and everyone in-- 568 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,842 She pled guilty. 569 00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:19,805 - What? - It's on the news. 570 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:22,016 She took responsibility for the crime. 571 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,976 But what about Anderson? I mean-- 572 00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,811 She must've made it up. 573 00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:28,064 And Dean oversees the school affairs. 574 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,024 He wouldn't have hired Principal Anderson 575 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:33,569 - if any of that nonsense were true. - But it is true. 576 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,904 Donna is innocent. 577 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,573 I mean, she must've pled guilty for some, for some other reason. 578 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,200 - Honey-- - Ladies and gentlemen, 579 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,035 we are about to start, so if you could please take your seats. 580 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:42,286 Thank you very much. 581 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:43,788 I have to get back out there. 582 00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,665 I tried to warn you, honey. I'm sorry. 583 00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:48,167 I'm Principal Shane Anderson. 584 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,628 Welcome to tonight's mayoral debate. 585 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,299 Yeah, well, not that I wish 586 00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:57,593 a carbon monoxide leak on anyone... 587 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,721 But how fortunate for Rainier West High 588 00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:03,933 to have the honor of witnessing tonight's debate between 589 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,393 Superintendent Dean Wilson... 590 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,314 ...and current Mayor Mike McAllister. 591 00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:20,408 Elle-A? 592 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,868 What's going on? 593 00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:25,496 I think I... 594 00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,665 I just got something in my eye. 595 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,129 Or it's allergies. 596 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,047 This season's been really bad. 597 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,223 Hi. 598 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:55,484 Donna just... 599 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:01,198 Okay. 600 00:29:01,282 --> 00:29:02,450 Thank you. 601 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:06,662 Donna just turned herself in. 602 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:08,497 Is there a chance 603 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,082 we're wrong about Principal Anderson? 604 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,750 Hey, hey, hey. 605 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,752 - Anderson's guilty as hell. - But Dean 606 00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:17,214 said he'd never hire someone with a shady past. 607 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,925 And he's the school superintendent. 608 00:29:20,009 --> 00:29:21,385 I mean, 609 00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:25,306 if we found discrepancies in the school budget, wouldn't he? 610 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:27,349 I mean, he basically oversees everything. 611 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,102 What? 612 00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:37,985 What I see are long-term residents 613 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:41,405 being pushed out of their neighborhoods by greedy developers. 614 00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:43,991 Voters aren't asking for fancy stock options. 615 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,410 They're asking for humane rent. 616 00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:55,294 This is everything we got from Anderson's office. 617 00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,088 We-we compared these to the budget. 618 00:29:58,172 --> 00:30:00,049 All the line items have a matching invoice. 619 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:02,760 Who is this? 620 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:06,096 Coastal Northwest Earthquake Insurance. 621 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:09,099 What if the receipts aren't real? 622 00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:12,645 Thank you, both, for an educational night. 623 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,814 I think you've given our students and our guests a lot to think about. 624 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,234 Thank you. 625 00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:20,236 Thank you. 626 00:30:21,612 --> 00:30:22,488 One last question. 627 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,115 Elle. 628 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:34,124 Good evening! 629 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:36,710 Sorry. 630 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:39,797 Hi. 631 00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:42,591 Elle Woods. 632 00:30:42,675 --> 00:30:46,053 Junior with an interest in fashion merchandising. 633 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,097 - What's your question, miss? - Mayor McAllister 634 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,848 and Superintendent Wilson, 635 00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:52,810 how will you, as Medina's next mayor... 636 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,315 ...reconcile the widespread corruption going on right under 637 00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,943 your very noses? 638 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:03,362 Widespread corruption? 639 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,322 Teenagers are very dramatic, aren't they? 640 00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:06,282 Yes. 641 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:07,533 Miss Woods, 642 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:08,826 can you be a little more specific? 643 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,619 Um... 644 00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,246 okay. 645 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,497 I, uh... 646 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,919 ...I brought a little research to back my findings. 647 00:31:19,003 --> 00:31:20,754 My friends and I highlighted 648 00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:23,215 some items the school claims to have purchased 649 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:25,384 but don't actually have. 650 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,720 Among them, mousepads, 651 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:31,807 tater tots and a stop sign 652 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:36,395 at the uncontrolled intersection where Shannon Walker's mom Robin 653 00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:38,689 was fatally struck by another car. 654 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:43,193 Robin's death was the result of greed. 655 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:47,448 And the man responsible for these fictional purchases 656 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:51,452 was our very own... Principal Anderson. 657 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,249 Do I love politics? 658 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,626 Okay, can we get her out of here? 659 00:31:58,709 --> 00:31:59,960 Yeah, now. 660 00:32:00,044 --> 00:32:01,503 Wait, wait, wait. 661 00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:05,299 Are you saying your principal stole? 662 00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:06,800 That's exactly what she's saying. 663 00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:08,886 He knew we were close to uncovering 664 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,387 his fraud, so he planted the money 665 00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:11,764 on Donna Miller in case 666 00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:14,266 anyone started looking into why things weren't adding up. 667 00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:17,019 Okay, Donna pled guilty to theft. 668 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:19,730 What innocent person pleads guilty? 669 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:20,939 A mother. 670 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,654 My mom pled guilty to avoid jail time. 671 00:32:26,737 --> 00:32:29,782 A misdemeanor allows her to remain free, pay a fine, and complete 672 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:32,034 community service. 673 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,535 But it wouldn't take her from me. 674 00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:48,050 So the real question is... 675 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:51,136 why would Principal Anderson 676 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:54,390 steal from his own school? 677 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:58,310 "Whichtofor," brings me to a time I was in his office 678 00:32:58,394 --> 00:33:01,021 and commented on an orange suede jacket 679 00:33:01,105 --> 00:33:02,898 he claimed belonged to his wife, 680 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,983 a beautiful redhead. 681 00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:09,405 But that doesn't make sense because... 682 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,074 well, Mom? 683 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,659 Because redheads can't wear orange! 684 00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:14,743 Mm. 685 00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:16,245 Mm-hmm. 686 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:19,081 She's also a native Seattleite, so I was surprised 687 00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:21,834 the jacket was authentic suede, 688 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,128 because everyone knows people from Seattle... 689 00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:26,296 Don't wear suede. 690 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,132 Though one could argue 691 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:29,675 someone from 692 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:33,303 Sunnyside, Washington, a city in the high desert 693 00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:36,473 that averages a meager eight inches of rain per year 694 00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:38,308 probably love suede. 695 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:41,145 The jacket didn't belong to his wife 696 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:44,064 because it belonged to the mother of a secret love child. 697 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:48,527 - Oh, my God. - Yuck. 698 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:49,945 All right. 699 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,697 If everybody can please calm down. 700 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,199 Can we escort Ms. Woods, uh, to the door? 701 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:57,870 She's disrupting the debate with these nonsense allegations. 702 00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,413 Officer, get-get her off the mic. 703 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:00,622 - You're done talking. - This is ridiculous. 704 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:03,375 She is a student. 705 00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:05,335 That one there. Hey, come on now. 706 00:34:05,419 --> 00:34:08,505 Hi, Officer. That one in the pink, can we arrest her, please? 707 00:34:08,589 --> 00:34:11,675 Absolutely not. She's in Chanel. 708 00:34:11,759 --> 00:34:12,926 Where are you getting at, miss? 709 00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:16,638 Our principal without principles was stealing money 710 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:19,433 because he was being blackmailed for his secret. 711 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:20,934 But by whom? 712 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:24,354 The most expensive line items 713 00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:27,274 on our school budget was for earthquake insurance. 714 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:29,151 Right there. 715 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,278 No surprise because of your biggie last year. 716 00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:38,660 I remember when an earthquake devastated the Fashion Center at Northridge. 717 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:42,706 You know, the one with the Bullock's that had the seasonal Jean Paul Gaultier 718 00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:44,583 a week before everyone else 719 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:47,169 because the merchandising girl was so on it. 720 00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:50,464 So you can imagine my dismay when 721 00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:53,759 the mall was deemed uninsurable, 722 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:57,054 thus cutting off my inside track and forcing me to fight for 723 00:34:57,137 --> 00:35:00,224 Gaultier's ready-to-wear alongside everyone else 724 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,226 at the Beverly Center. 725 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:04,561 The damage was so far-reaching. 726 00:35:04,645 --> 00:35:06,897 I found it curious that 727 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:11,109 Rainier West was able to purchase said earthquake insurance 728 00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:15,781 so effortlessly after the Seattle earthquake had occurred. 729 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,534 So I thought, "Maybe I should just 730 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:21,537 give a call to the insurance company and ask them for their secret." 731 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,873 And then I thought, 732 00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:27,417 "Why don't we all give them a call?" 733 00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:29,086 - Oh, great. - Kimberly, 734 00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:31,255 may I please borrow your phone? 735 00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:42,641 Hmm. 736 00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:01,285 Oh. Huh. 737 00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:04,329 Oh, wait. 738 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:07,249 I think you have a phone call. 739 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:21,555 Mayor McAllister, 740 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:24,182 Coastal Northwest Earthquake Insurance 741 00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:29,688 is a front organization controlled by your opponent Mr. Dean Wilson. 742 00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:33,734 Okay, that's not-- 743 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,027 This can all be explained. 744 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:39,531 Principal Anderson, mayoral hopeful Dean Wilson, 745 00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:43,076 you picked the wrong student body to mess with. 746 00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:56,089 Well done, miss. 747 00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:57,341 Officer. 748 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,259 What? What-- No. 749 00:36:59,343 --> 00:37:02,721 Ow. What, you're arresting me? He did it. 750 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:04,306 Bring them both in for questioning. 751 00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:10,187 How did you do that? Elle, that was epic. 752 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,272 I don't know what came over me. 753 00:37:12,356 --> 00:37:13,899 - I need to tell my mom. - Go. 754 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:15,609 Dean, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop. 755 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,527 What is this? What was Elle talking about? 756 00:37:17,611 --> 00:37:19,404 A guy like me doesn't stand a chance 757 00:37:19,488 --> 00:37:21,782 against an incumbent like McAllister without funding. 758 00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,201 So you resort to stealing money? 759 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:25,535 I'm sorry, Eva. 760 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,206 Mom! 761 00:37:32,209 --> 00:37:33,752 Mom! Mom! 762 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,545 Elle-A, are you kind of a badass? 763 00:37:35,629 --> 00:37:37,047 I can't believe we actually did it. 764 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,216 Ms. Woods, 765 00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,676 how did you and your friends uncover this fraud? 766 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,345 Can you comment on your relationship with Donna Miller? 767 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,389 Why did you decide to pursue an investigation? 768 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:47,724 Because I always believed in Donna. 769 00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:52,521 And because my friends and I refuse to let anyone underestimate us. 770 00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:10,330 I'm sorry about Dean. 771 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:13,041 I know how hard you worked for him. 772 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,835 He just dropped out. 773 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:19,339 No way a politician can survive fraud charges and a sex scandal. 774 00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:23,760 I just wish you would've given me a heads-up. 775 00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,556 I did. 776 00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:32,352 But you were more interested in believing in some faceless institution 777 00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:34,271 than believing in your own daughter. 778 00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:36,023 You're right, I was. 779 00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:39,568 But I just thought that if you were wrong, you'd be crushed. 780 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,821 I'm going to be crushed on occasion, Mom. 781 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:44,740 I'm human. 782 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,287 We're not gonna always agree on things, 783 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,164 but I need to be my own person. 784 00:38:53,415 --> 00:38:55,250 But you're my person, too. 785 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:59,796 And my job as your mother is to protect you. 786 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,965 I love you, 787 00:39:02,049 --> 00:39:05,927 and I am so, so grateful 788 00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:08,138 for everything you and Dad have given me. 789 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,393 But if I had listened to you over my own gut... 790 00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:18,648 ...Donna would be serving time for a crime she didn't commit. 791 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:22,819 It's one thing for the outside world not to believe in me, 792 00:39:22,903 --> 00:39:26,865 but it is a hundred times worse when it's you. 793 00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:29,743 Honey. 794 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:34,915 I'm sure we're-we're both exhausted. 795 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:38,210 I'm... I'm just gonna go to bed. 796 00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:40,462 Okay. 797 00:40:05,946 --> 00:40:09,658 ♪ Oh, my life ♪ 798 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:13,537 ♪ is changing every day ♪ 799 00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:16,623 ♪ in every possible way ♪ 800 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:24,673 ♪ And, oh, my dreams ♪ 801 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:28,343 ♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪ 802 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:29,761 ♪ Never quite as it seems... 803 00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:31,847 Feels like home. 804 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,265 I got to say, I spent 805 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:37,686 my whole life settling for whatever the world threw at me. 806 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,148 It never occurred to me to fight back until I met you. 807 00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:42,607 Well, it wasn't just me. 808 00:40:42,691 --> 00:40:44,818 The entire school was willing to fight. 809 00:40:45,986 --> 00:40:48,738 Interim principal reporting for duty. 810 00:40:48,822 --> 00:40:51,032 Ooh, looking good, Ms. Burke. 811 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:52,159 Oh, thank you. It's a new skirt. 812 00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:56,079 Your schedule and your messages are on your desk. 813 00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:57,873 And let me know if you need help working the P.A. 814 00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,082 Oh, I will. 815 00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:01,793 Okay, I should probably get to class. 816 00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:04,004 Great to have you back where you belong, Donna. 817 00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:06,715 Hey, Elle. 818 00:41:08,258 --> 00:41:10,719 Have you ever considered becoming a lawyer one day? 819 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,053 Nah. 820 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:13,388 And end up like yours? 821 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,724 "Is that an Ace up your sleeve?" 822 00:41:27,861 --> 00:41:29,070 What is this? 823 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:31,740 This is the cheeriest you'll ever see me, 824 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,408 so eat it up. 825 00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:37,495 ♪ Party people ♪ 826 00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:39,789 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 827 00:41:39,873 --> 00:41:42,667 ♪ Tag Team music in full effect ♪ 828 00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:44,169 ♪ That's me, DC... 829 00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:47,672 E-L-L-E! That's how we spell "victory"! 830 00:41:47,756 --> 00:41:49,716 Donna's free! Not guilty! 831 00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,718 Elle Woods got all lawyer-y! 832 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:53,720 You guys choreographed this yourself. 833 00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:55,263 ♪ Check it to wreck it, let's begin ♪ 834 00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:57,098 ♪ Party on, party people, let me hear some noise ♪ 835 00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:58,934 ♪ DC's in the house, jump, jump, rejoice ♪ 836 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,560 ♪ Says there's a party over here, a party over there ♪ 837 00:42:00,644 --> 00:42:02,812 ♪ Wave your hands in the air, shake the derriere ♪ 838 00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:04,439 ♪ These three words mean you're getting busy ♪ 839 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,899 ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ 840 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,109 - ♪ Hit me ♪ - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ 841 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:10,320 ♪ Whoomp, there it is... 842 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,949 Aw, look what you... tried. 843 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,200 It's strawberry on strawberry. 844 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:16,451 You made this? 845 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,078 You didn't just get justice for Donna. 846 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,747 You got justice for Shannon and her mom, too. 847 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,749 Elle-A! 848 00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:25,377 Elle-A! Elle-A! Elle-A! 849 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:26,878 Elle-A! Elle-A! 850 00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:28,546 ♪ And make this mother ... party hype ♪ 851 00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:30,423 ♪ I'm taking it back to-- ♪ 852 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,135 She's back? 853 00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:36,096 Shannon? 854 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:37,889 It's one thing to hurt me, 855 00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:40,433 but it's quite another to go after my friends. 856 00:42:40,517 --> 00:42:41,685 What? 857 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,436 What are you doing here? 858 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,398 I had some loose ends to tie up in Seattle, 859 00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:49,359 so I picked up some easy reading for my flight. 860 00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:50,735 Cosmopolitan. 861 00:42:50,819 --> 00:42:52,404 And what are the odds? 862 00:42:53,113 --> 00:42:56,491 The most recent issue actually had some inspiring words 863 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:58,827 from an up-and-coming author named Elle Woods. 864 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:01,454 I-I never wrote for Cosmo. 865 00:43:01,538 --> 00:43:03,581 Apparently you won some essay-writing contest. 866 00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:05,250 That's impossible. How could I have won? 867 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:08,962 I threw my application in the trash with my... 868 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,255 Mom. 869 00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:13,216 "What I've learned from living in Seattle 870 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:16,052 is how lucky I am to be an L.A. girl." 871 00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:19,097 - Damn. - And that's just the first sentence. 872 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:20,932 There's two more pages, 873 00:43:21,016 --> 00:43:22,892 and it gets worse and worse. 874 00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:26,438 Turns out sweet innocent Elle Woods 875 00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:30,692 is nothing more than a backstabbing blonde bitch. 876 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:32,402 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ A little louder ♪ 877 00:43:32,485 --> 00:43:34,738 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ Come on, y'all ♪ 878 00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:36,573 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ Louder ♪ 879 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,116 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ Come on, y'all ♪ 880 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:40,118 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ A little louder ♪ 881 00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:42,037 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ Come on, y'all ♪ 882 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,538 ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ 883 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:44,622 ♪ Whoomp ♪ 884 00:43:44,706 --> 00:43:47,250 ♪ Shaka-laka-shaka-laka, shaka-laka, shaka ♪ 885 00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:48,335 ♪ Whoomp ♪ 886 00:43:48,418 --> 00:43:50,920 ♪ Shaka-laka-shaka-laka, shaka-laka, shaka ♪ 887 00:43:51,004 --> 00:43:52,005 ♪ Whoomp ♪ 888 00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:54,716 ♪ Shaka-laka-shaka-laka, shaka-laka, shaka ♪ 889 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:55,800 ♪ Whoomp ♪ 890 00:43:55,884 --> 00:43:58,470 ♪ Shaka-laka-shaka-laka, shaka-laka, shaka ♪ 891 00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:00,388 ♪ Point blank, gin and juice, I drink ♪ 892 00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:02,140 ♪ And then invent as I puff on dank ♪ 893 00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:04,100 ♪ Rock the mic, uh-oh, I crave skin ♪ 894 00:44:04,184 --> 00:44:05,769 ♪ Rip ..., find a honey, dip to dip it in ♪ 895 00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:07,854 ♪ Slam dunk it, stick it, flip it and ride ♪ 896 00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:09,856 ♪ that B-double-O-T-Y, oh, my ♪ 897 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,649 ♪ Ooh, that's it, come on, come on ♪ 898 00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:13,485 ♪ Whoomp, there it is, I'm done ♪ 899 00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:15,403 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 900 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:17,113 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ Louder ♪ 901 00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:19,115 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ Give it to me ♪ 902 00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:21,076 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 903 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:22,911 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ Get louder ♪ 904 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,662 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 905 00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:26,164 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪ - ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 906 00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:28,166 ♪ Whoomp, there it is ♪♪