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- I kissed Elle.
- I don't want to look at you.
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I don't want to be around you,
and you can tell Elle
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I am done with her, too.
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I don't want to lose Shannon as a friend.
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Previously on Elle...
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It's my mom.
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They were there to arrest her.
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Thousands of dollars in cash
was reported stolen from school today.
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They found it in her car.
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You don't need to come
to your own defense
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if we do it for you.
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It's everything we got
from Anderson's office.
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What if the receipts aren't real?
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Principal Anderson
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was stealing money
because he was being blackmailed
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for his secret.
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But by whom?
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Mayoral hopeful Dean Wilson,
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you picked the wrong student body
to mess with.
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E-L-L-E. That's how we--
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She's back?
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Shannon?
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Turns out,
sweet, innocent Elle Woods
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is nothing more
than a backstabbing blond bitch.
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I think everyone
would like to hear more
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from the great Elle Woods.
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Uh, look, whatever you're about
to read right now,
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I wrote it a long time ago.
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I never thought they'd actually print it.
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I'm sorry,
these logistics are fascinating,
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but what is it she actually wrote?
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Basically, we were a hardship
she had to overcome.
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We're not as privileged as she is.
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We're so focused on justice
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that we don't care
that we dress like crap.
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But don't worry,
she makes sure everyone knows
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it's not our fault that we don't have
the access to the things that she does.
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"What I've learned is to treat everyone
with love and kindness,
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even if they don't have
a skin care routine."
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It's not like anyone
was rolling out
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the welcome wagon for me when I got here.
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I mean, you all prejudged me, too.
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Was Donna mean to you, too?
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Because, according to these,
when you got Donna fired,
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you didn't care about her job.
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You cared about your own "comeback."
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- Well--
- And all that shit
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about clearing Donna's name?
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You just cared about looking like a hero
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in front of the school
and all those cameras.
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Well, now we know why your mom
was filming everything.
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It wasn't like that. I...
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I just wanted to show I can make
a positive impact somewhere.
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I-I don't know. Elle's...
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also been pretty loyal.
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I mean, she's annoyingly dependable.
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"Loyal"
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is an interesting word.
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Because this is a person
who also kissed Miles...
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...the night my mom died.
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Are you for real?
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I know this all sounds bad, but--
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It sounds bad because it is bad.
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Please believe me. I want to be here.
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Seattle doesn't want you here.
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I want you
to choose something for both of us.
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Why don't you just tell me
what you want to watch
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instead of trying to make me guess?
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Here's a hint: it's not Road House.
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Which we've watched, what,
a hundred times?
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- You love Road House.
- No, you love Road House,
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and I go along with it.
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That's not the same thing.
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I can't watch Patrick Swayze
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rip someone's throat out one more time.
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Oh, hey, honey.
We were just having a little--
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Do you even realize what you've done?
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I... Okay. I hear your point,
but we were both fighting.
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This isn't about you and Dad.
Who cares about Dad?
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Hey.
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Yeah, you're right. No.
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Not-not the time to dissect that.
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I'm gonna go.
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I know you submitted my Cosmo application,
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after I specifically told you
I didn't want to apply.
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It doesn't even matter that I won,
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- because everything else is gone--
- What? You won?
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Oh, my God, that's am...
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...awful.
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I was finally making progress here,
and you threw it away.
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I was just trying
to give you some options.
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Well, it seems like option A
is everyone hates me
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and option B is everyone really hates me.
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And they should.
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I really hurt their feelings.
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But you were working so hard
on that application.
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I just didn't want you to regret
making a rash decision by not applying.
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So, you made a rash decision of your own.
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Elle, you don't even like Seattle.
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But I did.
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I will fix this.
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Just stay out of it this time.
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I don't need your help.
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Good morning,
students.
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Let's talk about the plumbing situation.
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I'm not sure what you guys
are putting in the urinals
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in the boys' room, but...
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Um...
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No, I'm in the middle...
I'm in the middle of morning--
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Just two minutes.
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But w-we've said it before,
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- the pipes are old and I--
- I have cards, I have cards.
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Okay.
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Well, before we go,
a-a couple of very limited words
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from Elle Woods.
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Just press the button when you're ready.
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Thank you, Interim Principal Burke,
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who I think we can all agree
is the fearless leader we need
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during these times.
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Okay, keep... just keep talking.
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To put it in a vernacular
I think you'll all understand...
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"What else should I be?
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All apologies."
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Kurt Cobain.
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I know, due to recent events,
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many of you believe that I think I'm...
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you know, too good for this place,
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but that couldn't be further
from the truth.
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I mean, I've actually learned
so much from you all.
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Like the other day,
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I caught myself frowning
and I didn't even try to correct it.
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And I just did it again.
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Which you can't see, but, uh... yeah.
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I know I can't deny I wrote
those horrible words in my essay...
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...but I wrote them
before I fell in love with Seattle.
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And before I got to know all of you.
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I am so, so sorry for hurting the people
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I've come to appreciate so much.
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♪ When you were here before ♪
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♪ couldn't look you in the eye ♪
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♪ You're just like an angel ♪
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♪ Your skin makes me cry ♪
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♪ You float like a feather ♪
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♪ in a beautiful world ♪
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♪ I wish I was special ♪
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♪ You're so fucking special ♪
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♪ But I'm a creep ♪
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♪ I'm a weirdo ♪♪
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Hello? Woods residence.
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Mom, you were right.
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♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
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♪ I'm only happy when it's complicated ♪
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{\an8}♪ And though I know you can't ♪
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♪ appreciate it ♪
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♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
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♪ Pour your ♪
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{\an8}- ♪ misery down ♪
♪ Pour your misery ♪
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{\an8}- ♪ Pour your misery down on me ♪
♪ down, pour your misery ♪
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- ♪ Pour your misery down ♪
- ♪ down, pour ♪
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{\an8}♪ You can keep me company as long as ♪
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♪ you don't care ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
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{\an8}♪ You wanna hear about my new obsession? ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm riding high upon ♪
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♪ a deep depression ♪
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♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
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♪ Pour some misery down on me ♪
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♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪♪
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♪ This one, he got a princely racket ♪
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♪ That's what I said now ♪
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♪ Got some big seal up on his jacket ♪
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♪ Ain't in his head now ♪
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♪ You marry him,
your father will condone you ♪
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♪ How 'bout that now? ♪
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♪ You marry me,
your father will disown you ♪
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♪ He'll eat his hat now ♪
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♪ Marry him or marry me ♪
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♪ I'm the one that loves you, baby,
can't you see? ♪
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♪ I ain't got no future or a family tree ♪
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♪ but I know what a prince
and lover ought to be ♪
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♪ I know what a prince and lover
ought to be ♪
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♪ Said if you want to call me "baby" ♪
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♪ just go ahead now ♪
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♪ And if you like to tell me maybe ♪
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♪ just go ahead now ♪♪
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Hey, Mom!
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I'm up here.
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Coming.
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Welcome to Bruiser's new palace.
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I know.
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- Oh, my.
- I know, I know.
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He's always wanted a canopy.
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I know.
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And I'm just getting him
resettled into his pied-à-terre.
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- Aww.
- How was school?
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- It was great.
- Aww.
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I was still fluent in 99% of the gossip.
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It was like I never left.
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See, L.A. doesn't hold grudges
like Seattle.
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Even with your dad's whole nose situation,
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I feel like people
don't hold it against us.
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Uh, what does Dad think?
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I'm sure he would be happy for us.
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You haven't talked to him?
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Well, we are big believers
in "absence makes the heart grow fonder."
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Does he know that?
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Oh, before I forget, I just RSVP'd for us
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to that pre-Golden Globes party
at Candy Spelling's Canyon house.
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To think we almost missed
such an important night
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for a bunch of people
who don't even like me.
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You still haven't heard
from anyone from Seattle?
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They have had all of winter break
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to respond to my calls.
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I just need to move on
and find people who like me for me.
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Honestly, this internship
couldn't have come at a better time.
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Tomorrow is such an important step
toward your future.
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And you can do anything.
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Remember that.
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♪ You can do what you want,
just seize the day ♪
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♪ What you're doin' tomorrow's
gonna come your way ♪
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♪ Don't you ever consider givin' up ♪
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♪ You will find, oh-oh ♪
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♪ It's a beautiful life ♪
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♪ oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ It's a beautiful life ♪
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♪ oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ It's a beautiful life ♪
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♪ oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ I just want to be here beside you ♪♪
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So, this is obviously
the first day of the rest of your lives.
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I did this internship ten years ago,
and now I am an executive assistant.
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You're all Cosmo Girls
or you wouldn't be here,
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but let's go over some do's and don'ts.
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- You. Denim.
- Do.
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- Bodysuits.
- Don't.
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- Minimalism.
- Do.
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But I think it's cresting.
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Being a Cosmo Girl
is all about being current.
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There is a shared language in fashion,
and you all need to speak it.
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And I can't help but notice
that no one is writing this down.
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Now, I wasn't sure if I wanted
to save this until tomorrow, but...
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...well, seeing your
eager little faces, I just...
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I have to tell you.
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Does everyone know who Anna St. George is?
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- She's my favorite stylist of all time.
- I once wrote a petition
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to the Nobel Prize committee to honor
her work in the field of faux fur.
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Well, we work with her
a lot here at Cosmo,
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and your week is going to end
with a styling session with her.
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Like, in the flesh.
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You can clap.
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Now, whoever impresses her the most
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will get to assist her
at the Golden Globes,
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where she will be styling...
254
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...Heather Locklear.
255
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,320
Okay, pinch me.
256
00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,863
Ah!
257
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,449
Your homework for tomorrow
258
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,826
will be to present me
with different accessories
259
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,745
that you think could work for Heather.
260
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,830
You're all here for a reason.
261
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:11,166
Now it's time for you to prove it.
262
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,878
Do you think that Patrick Swayze
263
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,087
will be there?
264
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,340
- I hope so.
- Oh, my God.
265
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,551
I might actually lose my mind.
266
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,055
Does this say
"Golden Globes party"?
267
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,266
Mm, no, that feels more
People's Choice.
268
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,185
Ooh, what about this
for your Cosmo homework?
269
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,063
I love that. Who's the designer?
270
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,900
Eh. I heard they have
unethical labor practices.
271
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,027
What?
272
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,572
Uh, never mind.
I don't know why I said that.
273
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,282
Must be a Seattle thing.
274
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,284
Yeah,
Seattle can get to your head like that.
275
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,994
Yeah, Madison was only there a few days
276
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,038
before she started making out
with some activist guy.
277
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,665
What?
278
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,625
She didn't know.
279
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,377
Oh. I mean...
280
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,880
maybe that happened,
but also, I-I could be wrong.
281
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,679
Maybe you guys could find
that purse in a vegan leather?
282
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,728
Yeah, that purse doesn't
come in a vegan leather.
283
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,815
You kissed Dustin?
284
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,485
Yes.
285
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,822
Um...
286
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,740
Uh, why didn't you tell me?
287
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,576
Well, we were fighting.
288
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,661
Which would have been bad enough, but...
289
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:33,957
considering we were fighting about
how much you had been withholding from me,
290
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,960
I don't know, maybe there was
some tit for tat in there?
291
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,631
I'm sorry. I should've told you.
292
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:46,177
But I don't want to keep things
from each other anymore.
293
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,722
I feel like we just got back
to a good place.
294
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,557
Yeah, we have.
295
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,270
In the spirit of being honest
with each other, can I ask you something?
296
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,147
Of course.
297
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,649
Based on your face and your whole...
298
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,193
everything, right now...
299
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,279
do you have a crush on Dustin?
300
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,741
Uh... no.
301
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,702
I don't.
302
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:15,915
I mean, if anyone in Seattle
was crush material, it was Miles.
303
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,835
I just feel bad that I made you feel like
you couldn't tell me things.
304
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,088
I should have fought harder
for our friendship.
305
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,799
Okay, well, I could have been
more understanding when I came to visit.
306
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,469
Well, I could be more understanding
that you were less understanding.
307
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,471
- Aww.
- Oh...
308
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,140
Elle.
309
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,395
Are you sure you don't like him?
310
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,857
He's running around
kissing my best friend.
311
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,526
Clearly, I don't know him
as well as I thought.
312
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,528
Good morning,
students.
313
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,239
Today's announcements
start with some bad news.
314
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:51,034
As your interim principal,
I've had to make the very hard decision
315
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,411
to cancel winter formal.
316
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,164
Now, the school board is still
in the process of digging itself out
317
00:15:56,247 --> 00:16:00,377
of the financial hole
some recent events have put us in.
318
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,505
Now, I know this isn't the outcome
that you all would have hoped.
319
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:07,008
Uh, and that concludes
this morning's announcements.
320
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,470
Dude, does this mean we can suck
the helium out of the balloon arch?
321
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,392
Have you heard from her again?
322
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,727
No.
323
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:23,400
She reached out a few times
after she left, but, uh, I wasn't ready.
324
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,904
I mean, I always thought
she'd dump us for L.A., and here we are.
325
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,199
We can just go back
to the status quo now, right?
326
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,202
It's kind of messed up that she just left
without saying goodbye, though.
327
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,706
Sure, we were all mad at her and weren't
talking to her, but she just bailed.
328
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,040
- Mm-hmm.
- I guess now she can go
329
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,792
to her precious Golden Globes, though.
330
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,627
- Right.
- What?
331
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:46,423
Normally, I only see you this fired up
about, like, Freeing Tibet.
332
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,632
So?
333
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:50,176
So, I wonder if you, perhaps,
334
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,596
are having this reaction
because you miss her?
335
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,725
I wonder if you should,
perhaps, stop talking.
336
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,562
Bet you didn't have
morning coffees on the quad in Seattle.
337
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,147
I think that "coffee"
338
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,941
is the only part of that sentence
that existed in Seattle.
339
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,526
You didn't have mornings?
340
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,653
- Well... Oh.
- Oh.
341
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,904
Hey.
342
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:10,989
Hi.
343
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,282
He just said hi to you.
344
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,533
- And you said hi back.
- That's basically third base.
345
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,160
You'll be kissing in no time,
346
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,412
three-point plan style.
347
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,289
Oh, maybe it could even happen
at the pre-Golden Globes party.
348
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,041
He's gonna be there.
His aunt did the set design on Cybill.
349
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,543
Ooh, that'll give you guys
time to figure out
350
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,670
your best couple angles
for prom portraits.
351
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,839
I-I can't believe
that it's already prom season.
352
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,633
Like, didn't we just have winter formal
before the holiday break?
353
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,969
Oh, my God. Winter formal.
354
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,053
Oh, you didn't miss much.
355
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,513
Chad and Becca broke up again.
356
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,348
- Then they got back together again.
- Mm-hmm.
357
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,893
No, I totally forgot to tell Donna
about a balloon arch
358
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,520
I had ordered to Rainier West for our...
359
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,149
...their winter formal.
360
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,359
I hope someone signed for it.
361
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,612
I should have told them
to position it on the west wall
362
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,281
for the most dramatic entry experience
before I left.
363
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,699
I'm sure it's fine.
364
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,827
Can't they figure out
their own balloon arch logistics?
365
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,329
You're right.
366
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,331
I just don't like leaving
odds and ends undone.
367
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,251
Hey, Dad.
368
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,337
Miles. Guess who's here.
369
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,588
Oh.
370
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,465
Mr. Woods. Hi.
371
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,635
Your dads have been so nice,
inviting me over so much
372
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,970
now that Eva and Elle are gone.
373
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,348
- Oh, I just spoke to Elle.
- Yeah?
374
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,391
- Yeah.
- How-how is she?
375
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,477
Hmm? Oh, well, you know,
376
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,771
she's... great.
377
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,147
You know? She loves L.A.
378
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,440
Really sounds like she's thriving there.
379
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,359
- Yeah!
- Mm-hmm.
380
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,568
That's cool.
381
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,403
Yeah, and because of
the whole internship thing,
382
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,573
she gets to go to the Golden Globes,
which has always been her dream.
383
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,367
I am so happy for her.
384
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,494
Even if I can't show my face in L.A.
385
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,205
The whole "persona non grata" thing.
386
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:48,169
So, uh, has-has she mentioned
anything else or...
387
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,712
you know, like, any-anyone else?
388
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,091
What do you mean?
389
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,051
Like, uh...
390
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,512
I don't know,
anything about Seattle, or...
391
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,683
- Anything?
- Mm, mm-mm.
392
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,184
Check...
393
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,602
this out.
394
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,729
Whoa.
395
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,772
What's with the banner?
396
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:10,775
{\an8}Elle approached me
with one of her genius ideas
397
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,277
{\an8}at the homecoming meet.
398
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,406
Her thought was that small businesses
sponsor the dance,
399
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,533
and that money goes to the support staff.
400
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:19,742
It's win-win.
401
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:21,911
That's, uh...
402
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,539
...not a bad idea.
403
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,876
Hey. Can we talk?
404
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,587
Well, you just cut me,
so we're not off to a great start.
405
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,796
Okay, whatever. Look.
406
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,673
I have some intel,
seems kind of like a you thing.
407
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,842
I'm fascinated to see what you think
a "me" thing is.
408
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,051
This is fun.
409
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,761
The thing is about Elle.
410
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,139
Hey, you remember the dance
she was planning?
411
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,640
You mean the one she asked me to?
412
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,268
She asked you?
413
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,686
Yeah.
414
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,730
Clearly, she has good taste.
415
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,356
Okay.
416
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,529
So, I guess her whole thing was,
it wasn't really even about being a dance.
417
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,782
It was a fundraiser for the support staff,
which would've helped even more now,
418
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,952
since they got boned
by Principal Anderson and Dean.
419
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,787
All right, look, I know
the dance was canceled,
420
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,373
but doesn't it seem like
she was on to something?
421
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,334
Unfortunately, yes. It's a good idea.
422
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,337
I mean, not the dancing part
423
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,797
or the school-sanctioned part
or any of Elle Woodsy stuff,
424
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,925
but the fundraising, that's good.
425
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,551
So, should we do that?
426
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,887
- We could call Elle.
- No.
427
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,890
We wouldn't do the Elle version.
428
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,101
What's the one thing everyone
at this school agrees is worthwhile?
429
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,227
CarpetMart.
430
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,813
We could ask Bob's Your Uncle to perform,
and donate the proceeds?
431
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,524
I mean, it'd basically be like
our version of Live Aid.
432
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,985
Except for school secretaries
instead of famine.
433
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,195
Yep, that's good.
434
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:41,282
We could call it our "Winter Informal."
435
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,159
- Let's do it.
- Liz, you're good at zines,
436
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,953
so we'll put you in charge of the flyers.
437
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,829
Uh, I'm good at getting
the word out, so I'll do that.
438
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:51,000
And you can, I don't know, uh,
sweet-talk all the local businesses
439
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,044
into sponsoring the event.
440
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,463
And I could provide the drinks.
441
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,799
My parents never lock
their liquor cabinet.
442
00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,592
- Great.
- I love that you're doing this
443
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:00,677
to spite Elle.
444
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,888
I mean, I tried to tell everyone
that L.A. people are entitled.
445
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,307
Let the record state we're doing this
out of a desire to help others,
446
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,725
not to spite Elle Woods.
447
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,143
Exactly.
448
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,478
That's what I was saying.
449
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,189
The important thing
is that we're doing this our way.
450
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,482
Not Elle's.
451
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,776
Not Elle's.
452
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,238
Rainier West High School.
453
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,698
Donna?
454
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,032
Elle Woods!
455
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,202
Hi. I just called to apologize.
456
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,122
There was a balloon arch situation
I completely mishandled.
457
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,542
Uh, yeah, I'm not sure if that's an issue.
458
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,544
No one's talking about it?
459
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,462
Not that I've heard of.
460
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,048
Well, great.
461
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:43,720
Hey, your dance is back on, baby.
462
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,139
I... didn't know it was off.
463
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,392
Yeah, it was,
but, uh, Liz and Dustin and Miles
464
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,603
and, believe it or not,
Kimberly got it back on track.
465
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:53,896
Oh.
466
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:58,985
Yeah. It's less of a dance and more
of a concert at CarpetMart, but
467
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,945
I'm-I'm actually a little fuzzy
on the creative.
468
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,531
But it involves raising money
for the school.
469
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:06,743
And get this.
They're calling it a Winter Informal.
470
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:11,164
- That's-that's great.
- Yeah, well,
471
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,958
you know these kids. They always march
to the beat of their own drum.
472
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,046
Yeah, they... definitely do.
473
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,672
Hey, so, how's
474
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:22,800
your whatchamacallit? Uh, internship?
475
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,969
Oh, uh, it's awesome, actually.
476
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,971
Do you know Heather Locklear?
477
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:29,265
Um, I'm sorry, Elle. I have to go.
478
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,142
There's a whole blood thing
happening here.
479
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:34,312
I'm glad you're happy.
This is what you wanted.
480
00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,439
Yeah.
481
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,410
- And that goes with that?
- Exactly.
482
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,621
I know her reputation precedes her,
but be prepared
483
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,122
for Anna to be savage.
484
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:57,043
She once pulled Karl Lagerfeld
out of a cat adoption ceremony
485
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,212
to berate him
for sending her the wrong pants.
486
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,466
Hmm. Not bad.
487
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,468
Thank you.
488
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,969
I'm impressed.
489
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:11,099
Everyone here is on trend,
which means, you're all on the right path.
490
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:14,018
You have very similar taste, actually.
491
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,938
We chose well.
492
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:24,153
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
493
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,114
That we have the same taste, I mean?
494
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:27,281
I think it's good.
495
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,868
We're all channeling
our inner and outer Cosmo Girl.
496
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,996
You knocked it out of the park.
497
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,125
I'll be presenting all of your choices
to Anna St. George at the styling session.
498
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,168
My God.
499
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,254
Particularly you, Elle.
500
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,922
You have a real knack for this.
501
00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:51,139
So, how is the Winter Informal
planning going?
502
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:54,517
Uh, it's pretty complicated,
but we'll figure it out.
503
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,187
Elle called the school.
504
00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,730
Hmm.
505
00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:03,901
Yeah. Pretty sure she just wanted to hear
how everything was going at school, but
506
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:07,029
definitely sounds like
she misses everybody.
507
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,615
Right.
508
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:13,911
Can I say something?
509
00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:15,454
I have a feeling you will anyway.
510
00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:20,042
She obviously messed up. Big-time.
511
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,378
And I'm not happy
about anybody hurting your feelings.
512
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,923
But do you think
there's a chance that your reaction
513
00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:28,718
to all this isn't even totally about Elle?
514
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,012
I mean, what else could it be about?
515
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:34,974
Well, sweetie, you have had a fear
of abandonment since you were little.
516
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:38,311
Justifiably, with your dad and all.
517
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,355
So you think this thing
with Elle just fed into that?
518
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,067
I'm just saying,
519
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:49,780
maybe one day,
you could cut her the smallest break.
520
00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:55,620
I mean, she did basically save me
from serving three to ten years in jail.
521
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,541
Janet, can you put that rack there?
522
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,793
No, not that rack.
That rack. Over there.
523
00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:04,795
Where is her Tab?
524
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:07,590
She has to have her room-temperature Tab.
525
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,258
I have it.
526
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,260
Thank you.
527
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,599
We have your first choice look
on the mannequin over there.
528
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,935
And then those accessories
we talked about.
529
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:23,522
The interns and I found some earrings
that feel pretty perfect.
530
00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:25,816
Can I just say, it's an absolute--?
531
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,194
Oh.
532
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,737
Oh, they're lovely, right?
533
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:32,698
The only thing more impressive
than the interns' eye for earrings
534
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,909
is maybe my eye for talent.
535
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,827
That...
536
00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,621
That was a joke.
537
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,374
Unless you don't... want it to be.
538
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,210
That's nice.
539
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:50,424
Wait.
540
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,263
I just want to say,
541
00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:58,474
this look is very 1994 Vogue.
542
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,439
This is Elle, our most...
543
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:10,945
opinionated intern, who I'm sure means
that 1994 Vogue is a great thing.
544
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,697
It is.
545
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,323
But it's also safe.
546
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,744
Can I just...?
547
00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,538
Okay.
548
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,426
A Cosmo Girl is fearless.
549
00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:37,471
And I'm sorry,
550
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:40,850
but everyone in this room is full of fear.
551
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,459
And we'd continue these safety pins
to our mid-thigh
552
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,586
with a sheer lining underneath.
553
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:19,180
To me, fearless is finding something new.
554
00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,524
Good instinct.
555
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,280
Okay, but Pavement
556
00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:37,698
is so much better than
The Smashing Pumpkins,
557
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:38,949
it is actually insane.
558
00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:40,993
See, that is where you're wrong.
559
00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,119
Oh, really?
560
00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,498
Ooh, not it.
561
00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:48,751
Let me guess.
You want the new PJ Harvey?
562
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:52,004
- Obviously.
- Should be in alt rock.
563
00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:54,423
Subsection punk blues.
564
00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,175
Sub-subsection female punk blues.
565
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:58,552
- Hmm.
- And also, right here.
566
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,683
How pissed are you at Elle?
567
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:08,229
Uh, pretty pissed.
568
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,523
But working on it.
569
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:13,275
That's generous of you.
570
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,780
Well, my mom pointed out
that my reaction to Elle might be
571
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:21,242
a tiny bit influenced
by a general fear of abandonment.
572
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,994
With my dad.
573
00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:27,206
With certain people
who hooked up with me at summer camp
574
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,292
and then made sure
no one ever, ever found out.
575
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,627
Would you like a bag?
576
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,297
Not no one.
577
00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:38,050
I told Shannon.
578
00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:41,679
Oh.
579
00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:44,223
I, uh, didn't know that.
580
00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:46,809
Yeah.
581
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:51,564
Oh, uh, anyway, so I-I really came by
582
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:52,898
because I have some bad news.
583
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,317
Well, good news disguised as bad news.
584
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,819
Bob's Your Uncle broke up,
585
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,572
so they can't perform at CarpetMart.
586
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,031
So we're screwed.
587
00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:02,658
Yes, I can totally see
how that might be good news.
588
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,286
Can you let me finish?
589
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:09,915
I was thinking that maybe
you would want to perform instead.
590
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,211
Yeah, in what world?
591
00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:16,130
This one.
592
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:19,383
The only person who has ever seen me
perform in public is my mom.
593
00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:22,553
And that's because she came home early
one time when I was singing in my room.
594
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,847
Hmm.
595
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,474
But your music's really good.
596
00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:29,268
You haven't heard my music.
597
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:32,354
Uh, like, only three people
have ever bought that tape, so...
598
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:36,942
Duh.
599
00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:42,031
Sick. Uh, yeah.
600
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,283
Yeah, it's, uh...
601
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,412
Just think about it.
602
00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,671
So, how does it feel to be back?
603
00:29:57,755 --> 00:30:01,800
Vanessa, is there a word
stronger than ecstasy?
604
00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:04,595
- She said, "Good instinct."
- I know.
605
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:07,473
There was, like, five seconds
I thought I'd gotten myself banned
606
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:10,226
from the world of fashion
and possibly the world itself for life.
607
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,353
But it was, like,
608
00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:16,315
everything inside of me was telling
to trust my gut and be my own self.
609
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,108
Way to be profound, Elle.
610
00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:19,860
I just kept thinking
about this thing
611
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:23,072
Liz told me when I went to this pool party
that wasn't actually a pool party,
612
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,157
- in a bikini--
- Liz who ran you out of Seattle?
613
00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:28,577
Yes.
614
00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:30,871
Sort of. It's more nuanced than that.
615
00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:32,581
- Mm.
- Mm.
616
00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,045
Is that Heather Locklear?
617
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,964
Oh, hi, Heather.
618
00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,507
Oh, my God,
I am addicted to Melrose Place.
619
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,092
Ooh, Elle, we need to go say hi to her.
620
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,468
Uh, more importantly,
Hot Josh at 12.
621
00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:46,262
- Now 11:45.
- Now 12:15.
622
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,596
- Now--
- Scatter.
623
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,932
- Yeah.
- Oh.
624
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,058
Hey.
625
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,311
Do you think we could talk somewhere?
626
00:30:55,396 --> 00:30:56,855
Absolutely.
627
00:30:56,939 --> 00:30:58,857
I just remembered, I have to pee.
628
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:05,364
Um...
629
00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:16,250
Excuse me.
630
00:31:24,592 --> 00:31:26,385
You can sit.
631
00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:29,430
How did you--?
632
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:32,266
Please don't draw attention to yourself.
I'm hiding.
633
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,445
Um, who-who are you hiding from?
634
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,904
Everyone.
635
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,782
I'm hiding, too.
636
00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,201
Not from everyone.
637
00:31:51,285 --> 00:31:52,745
Just a boy.
638
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,580
Hmm. What's wrong with him? Too short?
639
00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:56,165
Too dumb?
640
00:31:58,167 --> 00:31:59,543
Too expected.
641
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,297
You impressed me the other day.
642
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:06,008
Wow. That means...
643
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:08,135
- well, everything.
- You don't have to do that.
644
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:09,720
- Everyone does that.
- No, no, I...
645
00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,847
I mean it. I mean,
your opinion means a lot to me.
646
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:16,101
Well, you're going to assist me
at the Golden Globes tomorrow.
647
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:21,732
Oh.
648
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:24,610
That's typically followed
by a high-pitched scream.
649
00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:27,696
No, trust me, I'm screaming internally.
650
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:33,577
I've imagined this happening
so many times,
651
00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:36,622
and now it finally is, and...
652
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:40,751
It feels...
653
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:44,588
Expected?
654
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:50,302
Yeah.
655
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,555
It's a long story, but I spent
656
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:57,434
last semester
somewhere really out of my comfort zone.
657
00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:03,148
It was the first time in my life I felt...
658
00:33:03,232 --> 00:33:04,775
challenged.
659
00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:08,195
And now I'm here, doing what I love,
660
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:10,739
and it's... not...
661
00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:12,533
challenging.
662
00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:16,870
I have a friend who worked at Perry Ellis.
663
00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:19,123
And, uh, he felt
664
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:21,959
that people at his fashion house
were playing it a little safe.
665
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:26,130
So one day, he decided to be fearless.
666
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:28,132
He went against the grain and sent a line
667
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:30,884
of flannel and Doc Martens
down the runway.
668
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:32,553
Critics crucified him.
669
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:36,432
What kind of idiot
puts a beanie on Kate Moss?
670
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,475
He totally bombed.
671
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:41,103
And his bosses at Perry Ellis fired him
on the spot.
672
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:47,109
It was the most compelling runway
I've ever seen.
673
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:53,073
Sometimes friction means
you're in the right place.
674
00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:57,953
I have to make the rounds.
675
00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:05,961
Before you go,
who is your designer friend?
676
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,546
Marc Jacobs.
677
00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:10,632
Hmm.
678
00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:13,051
I'll keep my eye out for his name.
679
00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:15,679
I'll do the same for yours.
680
00:34:21,477 --> 00:34:23,437
Are you kidding me?
681
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,813
The studio was suing me.
682
00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:27,024
I've gone bankrupt because of this.
683
00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:30,402
I don't know what you're talking
about, but I'm-I'm so sorry...
684
00:34:30,486 --> 00:34:33,030
What's going on? Are the passed apps
not getting passed enough?
685
00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:35,240
I'm not sure.
The caterer recognized your mom
686
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:37,743
- and started freaking out.
- Your hotshot husband destroyed my career.
687
00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:39,244
Oh, my God.
688
00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:42,122
That's my dad's botched nose job lady.
689
00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:43,290
I've had to take any job
690
00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:45,125
just to pay
for my reconstructive surgeries.
691
00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,669
He didn't bankrupt you.
692
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,838
Your money problems were
693
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:53,217
all over Page Six well before
you ever stepped foot into Wyatt's office.
694
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:58,096
I made a few bad financial decisions,
okay?
695
00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,807
But this isn't about the money.
They took away
696
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,309
my cover of Soap Opera Digest.
697
00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:05,562
All right? They gave it to Kelly Ripa.
Kelly Ripa!
698
00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:07,606
You and I should have
a private conversation
699
00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,983
- somewhere.
- Oh. Oh, private.
700
00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:12,611
I'm so sorry. I'm being too loud for you.
I'm embarrassing you!
701
00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:13,904
I wonder what that feels like.
702
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:16,114
I-I know that he made a mistake--
703
00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:17,783
A mistake.
704
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,952
This is more than a mistake, okay?
He ruined my life.
705
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,870
This is bad.
706
00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:23,121
Please,
707
00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:24,456
- come on.
- I'm-I'm not going to cause a scene.
708
00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,542
- She's fine.
- I just want to talk to her. I--
709
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,503
I... I'm fine. You're a monster!
710
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:30,838
Monster!
711
00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:33,340
I don't know. She's, you know...
712
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:37,845
Uh, I mean, I think her anger issues
probably cost her her career.
713
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:44,518
That's sad. And-and not Wyatt's
very minor mistake, Jordan. Um...
714
00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:48,814
But in-in some ways, some-some might say
that Wyatt actually helped her career
715
00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:51,483
because I don't know
that she should have done that soap cover.
716
00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:55,279
This nose might have opened up her career.
She could be
717
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:57,114
smelling success.
718
00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:58,949
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hi.
719
00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:00,492
Hey, hey, are-are you all right?
720
00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:02,828
My dad's PR person can make this
go away like that.
721
00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:04,746
- Okay.
- Just say the word.
722
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:05,831
Word.
723
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:09,668
Okay. Uh, maybe I can
talk to my mom alone for a second?
724
00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:10,961
Of course.
725
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,257
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Excuse me, sir.
726
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,050
What... what are you...
what are you going to do?
727
00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:18,719
I don't know.
728
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,512
I think I'm gonna send her flowers
729
00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:22,431
- tomorrow morning, and hope...
- Okay.
730
00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,016
...that everything will be okay.
731
00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:27,269
I just... I feel like
we keep running away from our problems
732
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,938
instead of facing them head-on.
733
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:34,818
You and Dad. Me and...
basically everyone in Seattle.
734
00:36:34,902 --> 00:36:35,986
Okay.
735
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,823
What if we went back?
736
00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:42,492
L.A. is an easy fix to a hard problem.
737
00:36:42,576 --> 00:36:43,660
Sweetie.
738
00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:47,664
And-and something I'm realizing is,
I miss doing things the hard way.
739
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:51,793
Seattle has friction.
740
00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:54,671
And-and I think I need that.
741
00:36:56,298 --> 00:37:01,720
Fashion will always be here for me,
but I still have a lot of life to learn.
742
00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:06,934
I know you just got your life back.
743
00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:09,061
Let's do it.
744
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,729
- Really?
- Yeah.
745
00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,230
I think it's a great idea.
746
00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:13,649
Let's go.
747
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,693
And I have some...
748
00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:19,655
friction that I need to face, too.
749
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,283
Uh, maybe... tomorrow?
750
00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:24,910
- Okay.
- Yeah.
751
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,703
What about... what about
the Golden Globes?
752
00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:28,497
Well, there's this thing
called an Informal
753
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,666
in Seattle I think I'd rather be at.
754
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,584
Okay.
755
00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:35,629
Oh, there's, um...
756
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,339
there's just one more thing I need to do.
757
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,674
Okay.
758
00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,274
Who are we spying on?
759
00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:59,903
Mm. I thought these agents
would have some good gossip,
760
00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:03,490
but it's just a boring story
about Mr. Holland's Opus.
761
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:04,908
Hmm.
762
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,328
How is she?
763
00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:10,539
She'll be okay.
764
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,627
And are you still hiding from Josh?
765
00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:19,047
Not actively.
766
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:24,344
I actually wanted
to talk to you about something.
767
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:27,681
You're going back to Seattle.
768
00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:31,059
Well, how-how did you--?
769
00:38:31,143 --> 00:38:33,145
I know you.
770
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,771
Your heart's still there.
771
00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:38,191
But I don't want
to make the same mistakes as last time.
772
00:38:38,275 --> 00:38:41,695
Our friendship means so much to me,
773
00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:44,072
and I want to be better
about checking in and visiting.
774
00:38:44,156 --> 00:38:46,742
You know, the thing about being friends
775
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,994
with someone like you
776
00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,121
is knowing when to let them shine.
777
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,875
- Mm.
- Mm.
778
00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:02,632
Here we go.
779
00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:07,429
Someone's getting better
about not barking the entire flight.
780
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,347
Our little jet-setter.
781
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:19,483
I'm gonna go meet Dad outside.
782
00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:21,735
You take your time.
783
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,579
Hey.
784
00:39:39,336 --> 00:39:42,422
I'm not sure
if you ever want to speak to me again,
785
00:39:42,506 --> 00:39:44,424
but the only thing weirder
786
00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:49,721
than talking to you
feels like not talking to you.
787
00:39:49,805 --> 00:39:51,348
Are you...?
788
00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:53,975
I'm coming. You?
789
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,560
Going.
790
00:39:55,644 --> 00:39:57,687
Back to my dad's house.
791
00:39:57,771 --> 00:39:59,606
I was only here
to get some things in order,
792
00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:02,651
and... if I'm being honest...
793
00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,570
To blow up my life a little?
794
00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:06,655
A little.
795
00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:10,200
Yeah, I deserved it.
796
00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:13,411
I'm sorry
for outing your kiss to the school.
797
00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:17,791
I think a big reason
I was so mad at you guys was because
798
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:21,086
I was mad at myself for breaking up
with him in the first place.
799
00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:25,882
And at the universe
for taking my mom away.
800
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,637
I'm sorry. For everything.
801
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,975
I don't want
to be mad at you forever.
802
00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,393
Or him.
803
00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:41,731
You guys have to live your lives,
and I have to live mine.
804
00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:47,362
Final boarding
for Denver Flight 712.
805
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,530
Please report to gate...
806
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:52,075
Am I the only thing
stopping you from being with him?
807
00:40:55,829 --> 00:40:57,164
Probably.
808
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,294
Well, I'm okay.
809
00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:06,047
Byes.
810
00:41:12,888 --> 00:41:14,389
Byes.
811
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,397
So, are you excited to be back?
812
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,775
The curbside loading
zone is for quick passenger pickup.
813
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:29,613
Please do not leave vehicles unattended.
814
00:41:34,868 --> 00:41:37,412
I said, are you excited to be back?
815
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,792
No.
816
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,507
Sorry. I didn't want to get into this
until later, but if you're asking me...
817
00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,220
...no.
818
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,682
Okay, I know you and Seattle didn't
get off on the best start,
819
00:41:57,766 --> 00:41:59,684
and I think maybe
it's because we didn't try--
820
00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,978
Seattle's not the problem.
821
00:42:03,063 --> 00:42:04,439
Okay.
822
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,609
It's just been easier to blame Seattle
823
00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:09,611
because it's so easy to blame Seattle
824
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:14,532
than to dig into the thing
that's actually making me unhappy.
825
00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,077
Which is?
826
00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:26,169
I've let your career dictate my life.
827
00:42:26,253 --> 00:42:28,505
And then you made this mistake
828
00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:31,508
that turned our lives upside down,
829
00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:35,512
and I just... let you.
830
00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:37,013
Didn't you just do that?
831
00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:40,433
Didn't you just spearhead
that whole Cosmo thing with Elle,
832
00:42:40,517 --> 00:42:42,852
and you didn't even ask me
how I felt about it?
833
00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:44,604
Yes, exactly.
834
00:42:44,688 --> 00:42:48,566
Because the Woods family policy is
to just avoid our problems at all costs.
835
00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:50,902
And I sent in Elle's Cosmo application
836
00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:52,696
because I didn't want
to admit how unhappy I am.
837
00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,531
I was running from you
838
00:42:54,614 --> 00:42:59,953
and our problems,
and I have to just face them...
839
00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:01,329
head-on.
840
00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,165
Well, what does that look like?
841
00:43:07,669 --> 00:43:08,878
Oh.
842
00:43:10,297 --> 00:43:11,673
Hi, Dad!
843
00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:18,680
Hey, I know I acted all cool
and put on a brave face
844
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:21,641
when we spoke on the phone,
but I really missed you.
845
00:43:21,725 --> 00:43:23,893
Well, you cried
almost every time we spoke.
846
00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:25,603
Yeah.
847
00:43:25,687 --> 00:43:27,355
And I'm-I'm so happy to see you, too,
848
00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:30,734
uh, but there's a Winter Informal
I really need to get to so--
849
00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:32,235
Copy that.
850
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,742
Chad and Charlie said that your friend Liz
is performing tonight.
851
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,452
- She's what?
- Yeah.
852
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:41,828
Why didn't you tell me?
853
00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:45,081
Well, up until 24 hours ago,
you were still living in L.A.
854
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:49,377
I can't miss Liz's debut as the next...
855
00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:53,506
um... famous girl singer
she'd have a reference for.
856
00:43:53,590 --> 00:43:55,550
- Carole King.
- Step on it, please.
857
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,052
- Go, honey.
- Please.
858
00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:03,516
Sorry.
859
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,602
Check. One, two.
860
00:44:07,604 --> 00:44:10,690
Hey. Can I help?
861
00:44:10,774 --> 00:44:12,275
Uh, I got it.
862
00:44:12,359 --> 00:44:14,652
Okay, well, I'm gonna do it anyway.
863
00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:17,405
Uh, how's it looking out there?
864
00:44:17,489 --> 00:44:20,033
Oh, there's so many people.
Yeah, it's wild.
865
00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,666
Are you good?
866
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,377
Yeah, I'm fine.
867
00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:34,464
I'm fine.
868
00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,049
It's me.
869
00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:40,553
Yeah, I'm kind of freaking out
a little bit.
870
00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:53,274
Uh, well, now I'm freaking out more.
871
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,068
It was supposed
to have the opposite effect.
872
00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:56,653
Why would that have the opposite effect?
873
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,238
I don't know.
874
00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:02,951
Check. One, two.
875
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:06,413
- Check, check.
876
00:45:06,496 --> 00:45:07,747
Okay.
877
00:45:08,957 --> 00:45:10,250
Let's do it again.
878
00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:21,386
Liz Miller to the stage, please.
879
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,096
- Liz Miller to the stage.
- Shut up, Todd.
880
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:33,690
What is this? It's not even rush hour.
881
00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:37,318
Oh, there's a Nirvana tribute thing
happening at Mercer Arena.
882
00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:38,862
- Oh.
- Wait.
883
00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:40,113
It's just a cover band.
884
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:42,407
I mean, it's not even
the original lineup for obvious reasons.
885
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,993
I didn't make this big,
life-changing choice
886
00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:48,538
just to screw up the physical embodiment
of this big, life-changing choice.
887
00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:51,749
Well, I respect that, sweetie,
but it's not like I can move these cars.
888
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,392
Hi. Ooh.
889
00:46:09,476 --> 00:46:13,021
Uh, hi. Um, my name is--
890
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:15,899
I don't know what I'm doing.
You already know, uh, who I am.
891
00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:18,693
- Um...
- Go, Liz!
892
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,029
Go, Liz!
893
00:46:29,662 --> 00:46:32,415
♪ Do you want to be my friend? ♪
894
00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:35,543
♪ If you do, then we can go anywhere ♪
895
00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:39,839
♪ You and me, we don't pretend...
896
00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:41,299
I'm making a run for it.
897
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,014
Wait.
898
00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:50,099
No. I know what you're gonna say,
899
00:46:50,183 --> 00:46:51,643
and you're gonna try
and talk me out of it,
900
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:54,479
but I promise I will be safe.
I just need you to trust me, okay?
901
00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:56,231
- You forgot something.
- ♪ 'Cause one of these days ♪
902
00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:59,025
♪ I'm gonna figure it out ♪
903
00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:02,737
♪ Do you want to walk around? ♪
904
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:05,615
♪ If you do,
then we can go everywhere...
905
00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:07,242
Thank you.
906
00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:08,326
Go.
907
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,994
Okay.
908
00:47:10,078 --> 00:47:12,080
- Bye, Dad.
- Good luck.
909
00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:15,708
Come on!
910
00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:23,883
♪ Okay, I get your point ♪
911
00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:25,009
Oh, um...
912
00:47:25,093 --> 00:47:28,012
♪ I might be out of my mind...
913
00:47:28,096 --> 00:47:29,639
Think she'll make it?
914
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:31,349
She'll make it.
915
00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:32,934
And in heels.
916
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:34,852
♪ I'll get it right ♪
917
00:47:34,936 --> 00:47:36,729
♪ Don't hate me, don't hate me ♪
918
00:47:36,813 --> 00:47:38,231
♪ don't hate me ♪
919
00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:41,651
♪ Just maybe, just maybe, just maybe ♪
920
00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:42,902
♪ you made me ♪
921
00:47:42,986 --> 00:47:44,988
♪ you made me, you made me ♪
922
00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:46,948
♪ figure it out ♪
923
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:49,409
- ♪ You figure it out ♪
- You got this!
924
00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:52,328
♪ Don't hate me, don't hate me,
don't hate me ♪
925
00:47:52,412 --> 00:47:55,039
♪ Just maybe, just maybe, just maybe ♪
926
00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:58,418
♪ you made me, you made me, you made me ♪
927
00:47:58,501 --> 00:47:59,836
♪ figure it out ♪
928
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,838
♪ You figure it out ♪
929
00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:04,841
♪ Don't hate me, don't hate me,
don't hate me ♪
930
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:08,052
♪ Just maybe, just maybe, just maybe ♪
931
00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:13,516
♪ you made me, you made me,
you made me figure it out ♪
932
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,935
♪ You figure it out ♪♪
933
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,321
They did this themselves.
934
00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:34,746
Snowflakes.
935
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,461
Oh.
936
00:48:48,468 --> 00:48:49,927
I missed it? Did I miss it?
937
00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:04,525
Encore, Liz! Whoo!
938
00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,405
Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
939
00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:11,574
Pardon me. Sorry.
940
00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:16,954
In "a vernacular we'll all understand,"
941
00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:18,456
here's a Nirvana song.
942
00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:20,416
I know that one.
943
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,043
Actually, technically, it's a...
944
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,586
it's a cover of a cover
because, technically,
945
00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:25,963
Nirvana covered this themselves, so, um...
946
00:49:26,047 --> 00:49:27,632
- Just play the song.
- Right. Um...
947
00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:33,304
Go, Liz!
948
00:49:57,620 --> 00:50:01,040
♪ Would you believe me when I tell you ♪
949
00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:04,627
♪ you are the queen of my heart? ♪
950
00:50:04,711 --> 00:50:08,548
♪ Please don't deceive me
when I hurt you ♪
951
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:11,634
♪ Just ain't the way it seems ♪
952
00:50:11,718 --> 00:50:15,012
♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪
953
00:50:15,096 --> 00:50:18,725
♪ Can you feel
my love buzz? ♪
954
00:50:18,808 --> 00:50:22,311
♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪
955
00:50:22,395 --> 00:50:25,148
♪ Can you feel my love ♪
956
00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:27,108
♪ buzz? ♪
957
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,119
She's really good, right?
958
00:50:39,328 --> 00:50:41,581
Figured you'd be at your awards ceremony.
959
00:50:42,999 --> 00:50:44,584
This felt more important.
960
00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,220
You really hate me, huh?
961
00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:04,896
What happened to the Elle Woods
who never gives up?
962
00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:07,148
♪ You are the queen of my heart? ♪
963
00:51:07,231 --> 00:51:10,067
- I didn't give up.
- Right.
964
00:51:10,151 --> 00:51:14,781
Well, okay, I technically did,
but I also... I also apologized.
965
00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:17,200
I called, I even emailed.
966
00:51:17,283 --> 00:51:19,243
- No one wanted to hear it.
- Because we were hurt.
967
00:51:20,495 --> 00:51:21,704
I was hurt.
968
00:51:23,206 --> 00:51:24,582
And then you just left.
969
00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,252
Why'd you ask me to the dance?
970
00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:30,421
What?
971
00:51:30,505 --> 00:51:32,381
Why did you ask me to the dance?
972
00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:37,136
Why did you say yes?
973
00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:43,768
Are you seriously gonna
make me say this out loud?
974
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:45,686
♪ Love buzz ♪
975
00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:50,066
♪ Love buzz ♪
976
00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:29,188
♪ Would you believe me when I tell you ♪
977
00:52:29,272 --> 00:52:32,984
♪ you are the queen of my heart? ♪
978
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:36,153
♪ Just don't deceive me when I hurt you ♪
979
00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:39,907
♪ Just ain't the way it seems ♪
980
00:52:39,991 --> 00:52:43,411
♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪
981
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:46,873
♪ Can you feel
my love buzz? ♪
982
00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:50,418
♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪
983
00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:54,505
♪ Can you feel my love buzz? ♪♪