1 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:27,902 So, what did you do with your last night in Florida? 2 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:32,031 It was awesome sauce. My boys gave me a little bit of a sendoff 3 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,824 'cause I'm not gonna be back till Christmas. 4 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,076 - Your "boys"? - Yeah. 5 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,577 - Who are your boys? - You know. 6 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:37,870 My boys. 7 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,372 Sam. Cliff. 8 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,540 Norm. 9 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,958 So, the cast of Cheers. 10 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:43,376 I did not know you knew that show. 11 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,710 Mm-hmm, was Coach there? 12 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,505 Unfortunately, Coach passed. Season three. 13 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,966 I'm sorry. 14 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,635 Look at this house they're giving me. 15 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:53,886 Wow. 16 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,972 Oh! A gift basket. 17 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:57,557 They asked me what your favorite booze was. 18 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,600 Oh! Thank you, honey. 19 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,811 Didn't buy it, just replied to a text. 20 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,188 Well, you remembered. 21 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,232 Oh. 22 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,442 This place is way too big for one person. 23 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,569 I'm not moving in with you, Dad. 24 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,987 - I wasn't thinking that. - Yes, you were. 25 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,448 Yes, I was. We'd have so much fun! 26 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,825 Oh, I like this. 27 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,493 - Mm! - What do you think? 28 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,120 - Yeah. - Could I wear this under a blazer? 29 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:20,205 - Never do that. - No? 30 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,708 Dad, we have to talk about something. 31 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:24,710 Oh! 32 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,588 Dill pickle-flavored Corn Nuts? Is that regional? 33 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,631 I don't know. 34 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:35,511 It's taken me a while to get out of Mom's shadow. 35 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,389 And you're here now. 36 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,683 - Mm-hmm. - Which I've decided is great. 37 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,393 Ooh! That took a nice turn. 38 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:43,853 I've been trying to get you out of your rut 39 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:47,231 since you and Mom split up, and this is definitely that. 40 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:50,443 - Mm-hmm. - But with my marriage collapsing 41 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,403 and my suspension... 42 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,363 I can barely take care of myself. 43 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:57,283 So, if I feel like I need to take care of you, I... 44 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,118 We need to give each other 45 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,287 - some space, you know? - Mm-hmm. 46 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,872 Jesus Christ, just eat them. 47 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,541 Sorry. They taste like crunchy pickles. 48 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,752 Mm-hmm. 49 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:09,920 Mm! 50 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,298 - Okay. Sorry. - Okay. 51 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,217 - I have my own life-- - Hold on. One more. 52 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,764 - As you were saying. - Okay. 53 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,349 - I have my own life here. - Mm-hmm. 54 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,476 I can't have you holding my hand. 55 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,227 Got it. You can fight your own battles. 56 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:29,482 And if you can't fight them by yourself, we will fight them together, hand in hand. 57 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,359 - It was a joke. - Yeah. I'm leaving now. 58 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,110 - Okay. - And I'm taking the Toblerone. 59 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,405 And honey, thank you for this. 60 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,699 Also, I wasn't serious about living together. 61 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,618 Oh, really? I was just thinking 62 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,536 how the dead hockey coach's house is kinda lonely, 63 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,205 and it might be fun to crash here 64 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,498 - for a couple weeks-- - Do it! 65 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,249 Order pizza, I will get a-- 66 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,876 Oh, that was not nice. 67 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,836 - That was not a nice thing to do. - Love you. 68 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,130 I love you, too. 69 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,264 Oh, hey! Hey, new neighbor! 70 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,765 It's so weird. Remember? 71 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,350 Your friend was supposed to live in this house. 72 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:48,185 I remember. 73 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,187 Calm down. I'm not mad at you. 74 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,648 Thanks. God. 75 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,818 Can I walk with you? 76 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,862 I got the first-day jitters and I don't know 77 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,864 - where anything is. - Come on. 78 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,490 Thank you. 79 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,325 What's up with the shoes? You going to prom? 80 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,327 Oh, I knew they were too shiny. 81 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,495 - Whoa. - You okay? 82 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,330 - Yep, I'm good. - Okay. 83 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,458 Hey, you got a minute to help me with something? 84 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,792 Yeah, of course. You name it. 85 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,794 - Okay. - Ooh! That is cool. 86 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,255 You should get one. 87 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,340 I need to lock in my summer internship. 88 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,134 I don't think you know how much I'm freaking out. 89 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,052 I mean, you don't exactly sound so freaked out. 90 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,888 Why don't you give me something with a little gusto? 91 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,556 - How are you feeling? - I'm not sleeping. 92 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,099 - At all? You're stressed! - I'm stressed! 93 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,851 - I'm stressed! - Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, please. 94 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,519 I'm trying to work on my book here. 95 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,857 Oh, my God, I am so sorry for talking in my own apartment. 96 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:35,901 I hate him. 97 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,110 - We will keep it down. - Thank you. 98 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,612 I need an advisor with pull. 99 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,197 I should just ask President Mann. 100 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,990 - He's at the gym all the time. - Right! 101 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,575 Oh, you and Walt. 102 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,619 That's really not-- That's not ideal for me. 103 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,037 Ideal for you? 104 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,246 Yeah. 105 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,831 Permission to be frank? 106 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,375 Break up. Let's wrap this up. Go home! 107 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,294 It's just that I have been in the spotlight 108 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,754 quite a lot lately, and I think 109 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,547 maybe in lieu of drawing more attention to us-- 110 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,007 She just rolled her eyes at me saying "in lieu." 111 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,385 Educated people say "in lieu," Mo. 112 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:08,474 My editor is calling me every single day asking to see new pages on this. 113 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,936 This book is not just for me, it's for our child's future, alright? 114 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,813 So, I think it would behoove us to create conditions 115 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,689 under which I can succeed. 116 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:19,693 Walt, he is, like, the biggest gossip on campus, alright? 117 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,987 And the last thing that we need is that man 118 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,490 rooting around in our lives. 119 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,368 'Kay, fine. I won't ask him. 120 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,370 Thank you. 121 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:35,209 So, you think it's okay to just hire him, even though you already promised 122 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,336 the Writer-In-Residence gig to my friend Ruby? 123 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,171 If this is what you meant by helping, I don't love it. 124 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,632 Hiring Greg was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 125 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:42,925 Your friend can do it next semester. 126 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:45,386 Maybe that'll give her time to write something someone's heard of. 127 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:48,097 Ruby won the Baillie Gifford Prize in nonfiction. 128 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,099 - We all have our resumes. - Look. 129 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:54,687 Walt said that I had to take the job or Katie was gonna lose hers. 130 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,897 And I would appreciate it if we'd just keep that between us, 131 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,774 - because Katie would kill me. - Of course. 132 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,527 Better watch your back, Greg, 'cause he might stab you in it. 133 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,487 You understand this isn't even about her friend. 134 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,698 This is about the Review. 135 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,241 I don't know what the Review is. 136 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,869 - That is a shitty thing to say. - Then I take it back, I do. 137 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:13,122 We're supposed to be friends, Walt, and you just tossed it aside. 138 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:16,250 You need to handle your job with a little more grace and sensitivity. 139 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,795 Do you know why I am so deeply drawn to Greg? 140 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,463 You don't-- That's not necessary. 141 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,923 Because he is the only one around here 142 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:25,010 who doesn't actually want something from me. 143 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,888 It's a teeny tiny violin. 144 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,723 I was gonna ask what that was. 145 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,558 - It is really small. - If you would excuse us, 146 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,894 I have to help Greg find his new office. 147 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,353 Come. This way. 148 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,522 Bye-bye. 149 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,235 And here we are. 150 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:46,739 Think I could have found this on my own. Do I need to apologize to Dylan? 151 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,325 Oh, we did nothing wrong. She should be apologizing to us. 152 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,328 Let me show you my favorite part of this whole setup. 153 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,165 Do you love it as much as I do? 154 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,125 So, your office is connected to my-- 155 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,337 You can come by and say hi anytime. 156 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,797 - That'll be fun. - We got a hockey game tomorrow night. 157 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,049 Hired a new coach. You care to come? 158 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,801 I'm not really a hockey guy. 159 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:11,138 I wish that you had told me that I was taking Dylan's friend's job. 160 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,766 I bet Dylan's friend wished we told her, as well. 161 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,518 - Cristle! - Emailed her and sent a box of pears. 162 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,728 - Gym bag. - Thank you. 163 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,105 Oh, shower shoes. 164 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,400 Door open or closed? 165 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,235 Open's fine, thanks. 166 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,321 Good choice. 167 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:32,826 Wouldn't you know it? 168 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:35,079 Those rascals were in my bag the whole time. 169 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,290 - I'll be back in a jiff. - Okay. 170 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:40,835 See you soon. 171 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:43,712 Why are you making me do this? 172 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:46,090 This is like a labor camp. This is hell. 173 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,218 - You're fine. - I'm not, believe me. 174 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:52,471 Be right back. Dean Riggs? 175 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,848 I'm Sunny Salewski, I'm in your Evolutionary Bio class, 176 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,600 and I would like for you to be my advisor. 177 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,686 Whoa, buy me a drink first. 178 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,187 I'm looking for an internship 179 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,772 in biotech with a focus on health and wellness. 180 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:05,485 Look, you seem like a beautiful young scientist, but I can't. 181 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,280 I'd explain further, but I've been told not to by my attorney. 182 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,157 Good luck. 183 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,411 - Smoke break. - You earned it. 184 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,705 Young lady. If I may. 185 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,456 Don't pick your advisor based on what you think 186 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,083 they can do for you. 187 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:25,587 It should be someone with whom you have a real connection. 188 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,423 Thank you, sir. 189 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,425 Onward. 190 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:30,801 Oh, I should have just asked him. 191 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,386 I mean, he was already advising me. 192 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,722 No, no. No, darling, no, no, no. He was eavesdropping 193 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,724 and inserting himself into your conversation. 194 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,475 That is just what Walt does, trust me. 195 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,395 Look, okay. Once, totally offhand, right? 196 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:44,857 I mentioned to Cristle that I might someday want to have a dog. 197 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,484 Next thing I knew, Walt is in my living room 198 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,570 with Roscoe. 199 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,529 He'd already called him Roscoe. 200 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,947 I wouldn't have called him Roscoe. 201 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,574 I would have called him something more whimsical, 202 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:54,992 like Giuseppe. 203 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,618 Okay, don't pretend you're not in love with that dog. 204 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,203 I've seen you open-mouth kissing him. 205 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,582 He prefers it that way, he's Italian. 206 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,751 Look, Riggs loves me. I'll speak to him. 207 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,502 I'll get him to change his mind. What are you doing? 208 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,671 I am texting you a study on the fecal matter 209 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,882 in dogs' mouths. 210 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,050 Shan't be reading that. 211 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:15,179 Okay, so you can use these notes on the Impressionists as a general guide. 212 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,682 I'm sorry about the pizza sauce. I had a pretty late night. 213 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,851 Have you ever seen Rick and Morty? 214 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:23,604 - Respecting boundaries by knocking. - Take it, take it. 215 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:24,688 Take it. 216 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,607 Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. 217 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,317 I just wanted to check to see if you looked 218 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,235 at that lesson plan that I emailed. 219 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,780 Hi-- Oh, I'm sorry. Am I interrupting? 220 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:36,366 A hundred percent. This is Lily, my TA. She smokes. 221 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,494 - Yes! I love it. Yay! - Yay. 222 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,079 I'm just prepping her to cover my classes. 223 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,165 Oh. Okay, I can wait. 224 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,335 But what time is her class? Because mine starts in 25 minutes. 225 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,795 Okay, Dad, fine. 226 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:51,882 You know, I did take a look, and this is way over-scheduled. 227 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,967 This is giving me flashbacks to when you were coaching 228 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,637 my U8 soccer team and you had that big binder of plays. 229 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,431 - Yeah? - Whoa, yeah, you've gotta relax. 230 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,350 - Okay, alright. - Okay, do you remember 231 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,560 when you finally said screw it, and you told us 232 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,104 to just kick the ball around and have fun? 233 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,438 Yeah, I remember that. 234 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,607 Right, that was the first game that we won. 235 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,276 Well, the other team's goalie was, like, four years old. 236 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,153 Honey, honey, I get very nervous 237 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,239 speaking in front of people unless I have a plan. 238 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,450 And I am not a rockstar teacher like you are. 239 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,202 At the moment, I'm not any kind of teacher. 240 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,620 Okay. 241 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,038 You know what would cheer you up? 242 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:26,125 There's a hockey game tomorrow night. You want to go together like we used to? 243 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,376 Sure, Dad. 244 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,294 - Are you-- Really? - Whatever. 245 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,380 I did not expect that answer. 246 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,714 Okay, I have to get to class. 247 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,299 - Okay. Yep. - I love you. Lily? 248 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,093 Do not smoke, it's not good for you. 249 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,387 Yes. 250 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,268 Mm! 251 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,187 That's a cool shortcut. 252 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,362 Whoa! 253 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,200 Oh, that's a dangerous shortcut. 254 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,452 Okay. 255 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,206 - Hello! Hello, everybody. - Woof! 256 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,875 You look like Stone Hill got ya. 257 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:11,545 Yeah, new shoes, and I forgot to scuff up the bottom, so no biggie. 258 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,921 Your leg is bleeding. 259 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,548 Yeah, it doesn't hurt though. 260 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:19,262 Okay, so I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with my work. 261 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,139 Ah, Miami Amour. 262 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,684 That's a crowd-pleaser. But I doubt that any of my books 263 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,769 are on the shelves of this hallowed institution. 264 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,648 - They aren't. - Oh, hey, I recognize you. 265 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:35,777 Ah, okay. They are called beach reads. 266 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:39,948 And yes, you can usually find them at the airport. 267 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:43,411 But if you pick a good one, you can't put it down. 268 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,079 Welcome to "The Art of the Page-Turner." 269 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,207 - Let's fucking go! - Oh, yeah. 270 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,375 Okay, so we're gonna start. 271 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:54,963 I'm gonna talk about some of the authors who made me want to tell stories. 272 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:59,218 People like Greg McDonald, or Sue Grafton, or Carl Hiaasen. 273 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,802 Mine was Zadie Smith. 274 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,599 Yes. Absolutely love him or her. 275 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,726 Or they. 276 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:12,105 I know it's a little uptight here, so I would like you 277 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:15,734 to call me Greg. 278 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,569 - You wrote "Grg," bro. - Hmm? 279 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,696 The whiteboard. You wrote "Grg." 280 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,240 And that's permanent marker. 281 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,991 It's gonna say "Grg" all year. 282 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,077 - Mr. Russo? - Yes, question here. 283 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,997 Is this supposed to be you? 'Cause if so, dude, nice washboard. 284 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,415 No, no, no, that is not me. 285 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,417 I have absolutely nothing to do with the artwork. 286 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,128 I read that you get approval on all your cover art. 287 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,381 - Did you, Ronni? You read that? - Mm-hmm. 288 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,050 Okay. You know, I... 289 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,551 I emailed you all a syllabus 290 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:46,265 and a breakdown of how every class is going to go, minute by minute. 291 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,225 Aw, man. You made this sound like fun, man. 292 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,476 This is not fun. 293 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,478 I don't know any of these authors. 294 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,898 I'm not sure if this literature will speak to me. 295 00:12:54,899 --> 00:13:00,363 Oh, just you wait, Ronni. You are going to be my white whale. 296 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:05,575 At this institution, we have zero tolerance for body shaming. 297 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,203 Believe me, I was not shaming her. 298 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,957 I was referencing a very famous book that I have not read. 299 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,625 - Moby-Dick. - And besides, 300 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,044 it doesn't really even make any sense. 301 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:21,091 Ronni has a lovely figure. No, no. Nope. Nope. Nope. 302 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,719 If I may. Life's complicated. 303 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,763 We all mess up. We mess up at our jobs. 304 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,349 Mess up at our relationships. 305 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:35,022 But aren't we all trying our best to navigate the complexities of this life? 306 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,107 "The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." 307 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,026 That's Hamlet, Greg. 308 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,486 Personally, I think that the quickest route 309 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,239 back to forgiveness is if we accept the fact 310 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,867 that in our cores... 311 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,243 we're just good people. 312 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,663 You are a bad person and I hate you. 313 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,582 I'm fine here with a verbal warning. 314 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,085 - Oh, thank God. - Walk with me, Mr. Russo. 315 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,005 You're a bad boy. 316 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,680 Ten years ago, this school didn't even have 317 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,557 - a disciplinary board. - Mm. 318 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,726 - It's a real gotcha culture now. - The last thing I'd want to do 319 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,978 - is make a young woman uncomfortable. - Same. 320 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,563 Yet we both keep doing it. 321 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,774 Yeah. What? 322 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,318 So, how are you getting on here? You finding your bearings? 323 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,820 Not even close, no. 324 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,573 Tell you what, Greg. Come by my place tonight. 325 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,325 I'll give you the lay of the land. 326 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,993 We can have a drink on the porch. 327 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,371 I cannot tell you how much I would love to do that. 328 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,705 I have a great bottle of whiskey. 329 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,956 Porch whiskey it is. 330 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,250 - Look forward to it. - Okay. 331 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,670 - 'Kay. - See you then. 332 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,048 Not your mom! Not your milk! 333 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,008 No more silence! End gun violence! 334 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,594 Zoey, what is all this? 335 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,513 They double-booked the free speech zone, 336 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,474 so on this side, we have vegans, and on this side, we have gun control. 337 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,643 - What side are you on? - I haven't really decided yet, 338 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,229 'cause on the one hand, I do want jackfruit tacos in the caf, 339 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,523 but I also don't love the idea of getting shot. 340 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,941 Tough call. 341 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,901 The free speech zone was over by Cabot Hall. 342 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,778 Why is it outside my office now? 343 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,656 I guess someone must have moved it. 344 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,535 Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you again for taking on Sunny. 345 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,371 An '86 Molique Volnay! 346 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,832 You must love your mistress very much. 347 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,417 Well... 348 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,835 We need to talk. 349 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,671 I'm being summoned. Just give me a minute. 350 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:26,091 Did you move the free speech zone outside my office? 351 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,218 You should thank me. 352 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,512 I usually do more when people complain about me to Walt. 353 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,638 Oh, my God. 354 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,723 Are you that petty? 355 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,685 I'm gonna answer your question with another question. 356 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:37,728 Yes? 357 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,067 Would you give me that water, please? 358 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,318 No! 359 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,029 You pompous prick. 360 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,783 You are a walking relic of the past, 361 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,410 and nobody's gonna miss you when you're gone. 362 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,996 Are you trying to be funny? Don't you slide out of your chair! 363 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,331 What are you doing? 364 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:58,916 Riggs! 365 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,334 - Call 9-1-1! - What? 366 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,170 - Cristle! - Oh, my God! 367 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,923 God, why do bad things keep happening to me? 368 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,427 911, what's your emergency? 369 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,888 Hello, yes, I'm just calling from Ludlow College. 370 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,516 There's a man who I think has maybe fainted. 371 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,478 Well, I'm not a doctor, but it doesn't look great. 372 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,614 It's bad. You drive. 373 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,576 Thank you. 374 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,287 It was a heart attack. 375 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,998 But Susan says he will pull through. 376 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,791 Luckily, she has a friend over there with her. 377 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,792 Good, good. 378 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,544 Did they say if a sip of water 379 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,421 - would have made a difference? - What? 380 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,215 I've already taken care of his classes for the week, 381 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,841 but we need an interim Dean of Faculty. 382 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,301 - Okay. - Today. 383 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,677 - Check. - Then don't dilly-dally, do it. 384 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,471 You're the one who's preventing me from doing 385 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,097 - what you want me to do. - Fine. 386 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,600 The show must go on. 387 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,309 Position's yours. 388 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,560 - No. - You'll do great. 389 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,895 - Congrats, Dylan! - No. No, no, no. 390 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,230 I'm not it. No, thank you. 391 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,690 Well, it's a rule that goes back to gladiator times. 392 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,275 You kill a man, you get his job. 393 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,652 I did not kill him. 394 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,570 Well, the paramedics said he was dead for three minutes, 395 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,197 and you said that water thing that was suspicious. 396 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:16,535 Plus, you can show me how to do it all with grace and sensitivity. 397 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,287 I see what you're doing. 398 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:20,830 Fine, I'm in. 399 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:21,958 Congrats again, Dylan! 400 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,501 - Appreciate you. - That's the spirit. 401 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,046 The man's an ox. He'll be back before you know it. 402 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,262 Have you ever seen him look so peaceful? 403 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,013 No. 404 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,391 He really valued your friendship. 405 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,643 Yeah. 406 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,856 V. Riggs. He's the best. 407 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,485 - Ah. I should go. - No. Please stay. 408 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,195 Stay for Vincent. 409 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,738 Vincent. 410 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:58,994 Dean Riggs, who I call Vincent because he is my friend. 411 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:04,082 You know, he could sense that I was feeling a little lost, 412 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,918 and he reached out to me. 413 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,005 Do you wanna hold his other hand? 414 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:11,716 Okay. 415 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,809 I want you all to close your eyes and picture something. 416 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,644 Go ahead, you can close your eyes. Close your eyes. Okay. 417 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,271 The year is 1929. 418 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,189 - Are your eyes closed? - Yeah, they're closed. 419 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,568 Stalin, he sorta, he becomes this kind of, this myth. 420 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,446 Like the tooth fairy, 421 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,824 if the tooth fairy had led several violent purges. 422 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,286 Stalin's cult of personality 423 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:45,790 was equal parts power and equal parts fear. 424 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,792 Fear... 425 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,044 - Oh! - Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 426 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,005 Oh gosh. Here, I'm sorry. I owe you a drink. 427 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,758 Not-- No. I'm sorry. 428 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,179 It'll probably go faster without all those loop-de-dos. 429 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,972 - Professor Shepard. - Thanks. 430 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,891 I hear it's Dean Shepard now. Congratulations. 431 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,267 - Yes, thank you. - You're welcome. 432 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:08,021 I recently submitted a proposal for my new philosophy curriculum. 433 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,106 Weeks ago, actually, so I'm gonna need to hear back, 434 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,566 like, ASAP, please. 435 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,527 Wow, a philosophy emergency. Don't get those a lot. 436 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,987 I do. 437 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,864 Let's give Dean Shepard a few days 438 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,491 - to get her feet wet. - Mm-hmm, teaching young people 439 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,450 how to think. 440 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,703 I could use that power for good, or I could use it for something not good. 441 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,206 They all want something, so never give anyone your time 442 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,875 - unless it's an emergency. - Mm-hmm. 443 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,420 Hi. What's up, Doc? No, what? 444 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:36,675 Sorry. Is it-- I know I burned a house down. Ah! 445 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,552 But if I don't have work and I'm sitting at home, 446 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,680 my mind is going to some dark and crazy places. 447 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,264 You threatening to strike again? 448 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,351 No, no, no. No. 449 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,645 - I should give her some time. - Yeah, I think that would be best. 450 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,438 - Let's go to my office. - I'd love to. 451 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,482 - Okay. - Sorry. 452 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,026 And, done. 453 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,117 I let you sleep. 454 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,911 You looked almost beautiful. 455 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,413 Is it morning? 456 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,790 Oh, no, no! I'm late, I'm late! 457 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,251 Ah! 458 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,462 I told myself I came to campus today 459 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,548 - 'cause I missed being here. - Mm. 460 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,259 But I came to watch Arch teaching. 461 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,052 Sorry, I don't know why I'm telling you this. 462 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,387 We don't even know each other that well. 463 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,972 It's okay. Part of my job. 464 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,515 - Really? - I don't know. 465 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,060 I met Archie two weeks after I started teaching here. 466 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,979 I don't really have friends of my own. 467 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,856 Your dad's here now. He could be your friend. 468 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,691 Nope. I heard it. 469 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,860 - My bad. - I think I just need a win. 470 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:40,280 So, is there any chance that you would lift my suspension? 471 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,575 Again, don't know how my job works, 472 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,202 - but I'll try. - Thank you. 473 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,330 You should have seen him today in class, 474 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,167 bouncing around all happy. 475 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,919 Why isn't he struggling like I am? 476 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,471 Hello, you. Hey. 477 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,139 - You okay? - Yeah. 478 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:09,517 I was just looking at some old photos of Roscoe. 479 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,394 Thought you were gonna give that to Riggs. 480 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,147 Sadly, I never got the chance. 481 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,357 Well, I need an advisor who can breathe on his own. 482 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,526 So, I made a list of potential candidates 483 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,362 and factored in their professional connections 484 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,282 relative to how likely they are to die. 485 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,742 I crossed off two fatties and a smoker. 486 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,994 That's quite morbid. 487 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,537 I mean, it's only October, Sunny. 488 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,372 - What's the rush? - What's the rush? 489 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,916 I've got a blueberry inside of me 490 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,751 that's gonna grow to the size of a fucking watermelon. 491 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,961 So, it would "behoove" me to lock in an internship 492 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,756 before I start showing, seeing as very few biotech companies 493 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,966 want someone knocking over beakers with a baby bump. 494 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,010 Well, that-- Hey. 495 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,929 They can't actually discriminate against you for that. 496 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,972 - That is illegal. - Great. 497 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,725 I'll make a thousand citizen's arrests. 498 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,813 You can go back to jacking off to pictures of your gassy dog. 499 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,202 Hold on, hold on, hold on! 500 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:12,872 I'm here. No, no. Sit down, sit down. Sit down, we're still having class. 501 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,875 I don't have my lesson plan. 502 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,211 Could someone go online and check the syllabus? 503 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:19,838 It is 10:46. 504 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,798 What does it say we should be doing right now? 505 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,216 Five minutes of spirited discussion. 506 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:26,469 Okay, does it say about what? 507 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,014 "Reflections on what we've discussed so far." 508 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,308 Hm. 509 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,978 You know what? Screw it. 510 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,815 Let's just kick the ball around a little bit, have some fun. 511 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:42,652 - No one knows what that means. - It is another metaphor, Ronni. 512 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:46,739 Not unlike "white whale," which I am saying directed at no one. 513 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,074 Alright, here's the deal. 514 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:52,287 I didn't take many writing courses in college, 515 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,746 partly because I didn't go to college. 516 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:57,625 - Nice. - I have written 11 bestsellers, 517 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:02,630 and the idea of teaching here is terrifying. 518 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:05,592 All of you scare me. Except Spooner. 519 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,635 - I got you, "Grg." - But you know what? 520 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,596 I think we have some things in common. 521 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,723 We all love to tell stories. 522 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,433 Why? 523 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,060 Why do we want to write? 524 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,442 Okay, I thought that all that vulnerability 525 00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:26,030 might sort of loosen the jar, but I will go first. 526 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,993 The best thing about the Rooster books... 527 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,414 is that he gets to do everything I wish I could. 528 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:39,292 Get in a bar fight, or break the girl's heart. 529 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:42,545 Honestly, I write because sometimes, 530 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,381 I wish I was someone else. 531 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:52,639 When I used to write in high school, it was like the only time I felt smart. 532 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,474 Thank you, Tommy. 533 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:55,476 Anybody else? 534 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,977 I started writing after my parents got divorced. 535 00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,354 Okay. 536 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:02,649 Now, I write a lot of sad stories about horses who love their kids. 537 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:05,443 Beautiful! That's great creativity, Maya! 538 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,403 Oh! 539 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,823 I am so, so sorry. 540 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,117 I blame the shoes. 541 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,244 I actually got rid of 'em. 542 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,121 - Good. They were too shiny. - Oh. 543 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,831 I've never run one of these things. 544 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,208 So, what happens next? 545 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,043 We have to go through the complaint. 546 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,170 Okay, it says here you closed your hand 547 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:25,923 firmly around her breast? 548 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,594 I think "firmly" is an exaggeration. 549 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:34,974 It was more of a soft and gentle cupping. 550 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,352 Why did I put it like that? 551 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:43,272 Miss Samuels acknowledges it was an accident. 552 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,525 Yeah. I was bracing my fall, 553 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,736 and her breasts happened to take the brace. 554 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,989 Okay. Don't do it again. 555 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,491 I'm out. Alright. 556 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,369 Thank you, everybody. Appreciate it. 557 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,333 Walter? 558 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,918 Hello, hi. Sorry, have you got a moment? 559 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,922 You have anything problematic in your life you still have a soft spot for? 560 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,717 Michael Jackson? Woody Allen? Plastic straws? 561 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,927 Probably be Roald Dahl for me. 562 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,054 Not great with our Jewish friends, but I mean, 563 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,598 Matilda the Musical, oh, come on. 564 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,767 Listen, I know that you only take on advisees 565 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,811 if you feel that you have a particular sort of connection. 566 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,229 If you just-- Sunny? 567 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,481 Could I borrow you for a second, please? 568 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,693 Sunny here is a fantastic neuroscience candidate, 569 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,820 centering particularly on physical fitness and well-being. 570 00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:33,239 Two fiery passions of yours, if I'm not mistaken. 571 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,741 I mean, how-- Listen, you know, you could-- 572 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:36,993 You could take your advisory sessions in the sauna. 573 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,786 - You know? - Aren't you pregnant? 574 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,539 In Nordic countries, it's actually routine throughout pregnancy. 575 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,125 And worst-case scenario, we just keep the temp below 170. 576 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,711 You know, I always see you with a protein drink, 577 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,254 and I make my own. 578 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,256 If you... 579 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,467 You'll taste pea proteins and a little bit 580 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:55,094 of dehydrated cherry for flavors and antioxidants. 581 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,305 That's incredible. 582 00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,224 I'll leave you to it. 583 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:04,353 You're sure you're okay with me having a front row seat 584 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,938 to your interpersonal drama? 585 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,941 I would actually love a third-party POV. 586 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:11,361 Oh, I think we could have a great deal of fun with this. 587 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,911 Don't be afraid to move it! Don't be afraid to move it! 588 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,333 Okay. 589 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,210 Oh, sorry. 590 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,629 - Hi, Dad. - Hey, where are you? 591 00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:30,880 You need to get down here. 592 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:32,673 The new coach is drinking a beer, 593 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,509 and during the last timeout, 594 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,178 he was singing Sweet Caroline to nobody. 595 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:40,139 I actually ended up going out with Lily and some of her friends. 596 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,183 So, you're not coming? 597 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:46,020 Oh, shoot. Well, I was excited to tell you about class. 598 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:49,649 I tried that thing of yours. You know, the kicking the ball around. 599 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:53,569 That's so great. Can I call you back? I'm actually having kind of a fun time. 600 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,155 Sure. I'll just watch the game by myself. 601 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,616 Maybe there is a daughter here without a dad. 602 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,993 Please don't make me feel guilty for not hanging out with you. 603 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,496 You took this job without asking how I felt about it. 604 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:05,248 You did that for you. 605 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:10,503 Yeah, I did that for me. I am a selfish guy. Selfish Greg. 606 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:12,630 Well, have fun with Lily. 607 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,882 And honey, remember what they say about secondhand smoke. 608 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,425 It's even worse than firsthand smoke. 609 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:17,845 Okay. Love you. 610 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,430 Here we go, blue! 611 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:22,933 Paluso, come here. 612 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:27,061 Ah, finally, a friendly face. 613 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:30,273 Speaking of friendly faces, who's that happy fella? 614 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:33,985 Oh, this is my jersey from when I played minor league hockey 615 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,403 with the Ontario Indians. 616 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:38,823 Woo-woo-woo! Chief love hockey. 617 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,659 Oh, my God, I have to take this off, don't I? 618 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,703 - I would. - Oh. Oh, sh-- Okay. 619 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,037 Oh, my God. 620 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:48,541 How hard is it for you to stop offending people? 621 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,419 It's harder than you think. 622 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:55,548 There we go. You can still see the feathers. Damn it. 623 00:27:55,549 --> 00:28:00,887 Ten minutes ago, I was in my bed, in my bonnet, with my tea. 624 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,848 And then, I get a call saying that as part of my new job, 625 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:08,769 that I gotta drive down here and reprimand our drunk hockey coach. 626 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,230 Well, he might not be drunk, but he is definitely buzzed. 627 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:13,275 Come here, real quick. I gotta tell you something. 628 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:17,112 Be better! Be better! 629 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,114 - He's drunk. - I don't wanna police him. 630 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,532 I don't want to police you. 631 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,743 I am begging you, please. 632 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:26,037 Get your shit together. 633 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:29,081 I'm trying, it's just nothing here makes sense. 634 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:31,042 My daughter doesn't want me to be around. 635 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,377 And I keep falling down hills. 636 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,880 Walt's assistant is creeping me out. 637 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,798 - I don't have time for this. - No. 638 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:41,344 Because you are busy, and I envy you for that. 639 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:43,638 I have so much time on my hands 640 00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:46,265 that I got to read that book that your friend Ruby wrote. 641 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,684 And it is not my thing, honey. 642 00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:50,437 Don't snap, Greg. 643 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,730 You know, everybody says college 644 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,858 is the best time of your life, but I think it stinks. 645 00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:58,862 I wanna go home. 646 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,240 You sound like a college freshman. 647 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,116 Oh, yeah. 648 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:05,285 But you're not. 649 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,537 You're 60. 650 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,792 You want to go? Go. 651 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:15,629 I'm 57. And you're mean. 652 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,924 Come on! Go! 653 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,886 Yeah! Yeah! 654 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:33,938 So good! Everybody! So good! 655 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,398 So good! 656 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:38,485 Aw, you guys fuckin' suck balls! 657 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,447 Oh, fuck, who cares? Play on! 658 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,607 Bye-bye.